tw/cw: horny cats, anemia mention, suggestive words
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< Floor 2, Section 3, East Edge Student Apartments >
[1:13 AM]
Kuyo Kuyo: who the actual fuck is making all that noise
Kuyo Kuyo: tf are you goddamn building at 1 am
Lilith Goldstone: sorry thats me
Liam McClair: ???
Lilith Goldstone: i burnt myself trying to strain the water for my noodles so im smashing ice with a hammer to make an ice pack
Liam McClair: what...
Kuyo Kuyo: girl what...
Malibu Brekon: do you realize how insane that sentence is?
Liam McClair: just make it normally?
Lilith Goldstone: wym
Kallios Kingston: dont crush the ice fuckhead. just put it in the baggie and call it a damn day
Kuyo Kuyo: *night
Kallios Kingston: what
Kuyo Kuyo: its night not day
Kallios Kingston: literally kill yourself
Kuyo Kuyo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[4:23 AM]
Senessa Wryte: yo who the fuck crying so goddamn loud
Zirian Aldrana: sorry thats my roommate
Zirian Aldrana: he got so high he started hysterically crying to me if his family would still love him if he was a toad hes completely distraught and absolutely inconsolable
Zirian Aldrana: gonna try to put on animal planet or something wish me luck
Senessa Wryte: i-
[10:59 AM]
Venus McQuincey: OK FESS UP
Venus McQuincey: WHO THE FUCK OWNS THE HORNY CAT
Venus McQuincey: MY CAT IS FUCKING PREGNANT
Senessa Wryte: FR???
Venus McQuincey: YES
Senessa Wryte: STOP THAT'S SO FUNNY
Venus McQuincey: NO THE FUCK IT ISNT
Kuyo Kuyo: YES IT IS LMFAO
Candice Finnegan: i...
Candice Finnegan: im so sorry i think its my cat?
Candice Finnegan: i cant tell though?
Venus McQuincey: MEET ME IN THE FUCKING PIT BITCH
[11:29 AM]
Malibu Brekon: update: venus swung at her, she dodged, knocked him out in one hit
Candice Finnegan: I DIDNT MEAN TO
Zirian Aldrana: doesnt venus have anemia
Kuyo Kuyo: what
Zirian Aldrana: doesnt he have anemia
Kuyo Kuyo: what the fuck does that have to do with anything
Zirian Aldrana: doesnt it make u pass out??
Kuyo Kuyo: that cant cause people to pass out easier when hit??
Zirian Aldrana: it cant?
Kuyo Kuyo: no??
Zirian Aldrana: oh
Kuyo Kuyo: it just makes you pass out in general. if its extreme enough. lack of blood cells delivering oxygen to the brain or smth
Zirian Aldrana: oh
Senessa Wryte: stupid bitch
Zirian Aldrana: fuck off
[2:17 PM]
[DELETED] Kuyo Kuyo: the unholy things i say about men with facial hair are none of your business
Rei Raiden: wrong chat bestie
Kuyo Kuyo: FCUK
Kuyo Kuyo: FUCK FUCK
Nikos Clain: BAHAUSHWNSJDHS
Shanon Mu: CRYINGDF
Kuyo Kuyo: shanon you in particular should shut the fuck up
Shanon Mu: bitch?
Senessa Wryte: im sorry but men with facial hair look like they dont shower
Shanon Mu: youre a lesbian you have no say in this matter
Senessa Wryte: WOW
Liam McClair: what is going on ??
Shanon Mu: liam go away im about to say unholy things in relation to you
Liam McClair: what
Senessa Wryte: HUH
Zirian Aldrana: i think hes the one with grass chin hair
Liam McClair: ...
Liam McClair: ??????????
Senessa Wryte: HELP)?? ZIRIANvvvvv??????
Shanon Mu: no theyre right why does it look like grass
Shanon Mu: @Liam McClair
Liam McClair: my hair is green?? i dont know
Liam McClair: ive never exactly thought it looked like grass
Kuyo Kuyo: well it does
Liam McClair: shut up you have like zero hairline
Rei Raiden: BWUAHAHDJSBDJSN
Kuyo Kuyo: WHAT THE FUCK
Rei Raiden: CRYINF
Kuyo Kuyo: REI SHUT THE FUCK UP
Rei Raiden: I MEAN
Rei Raiden: HES NOT WRONG
Kuyo Kuyo: KILL YOURSELF
Kuyo Kuyo: god i hate you i cant even say anything to insult you back
Rei Raiden: ????
Venus McQuincey: no hes right
Venus McQuincey: like
Venus McQuincey: you're literally gorgeous
Venus McQuincey: and are genuinely a good and nice person
Venus McQuincey: like theres nothing to insult youre perfect
Rei Raiden: oh
Rei Raiden: um
Rei Raiden: thank you
Nikos Clain: since when the fuck do you give out compliments
Venus McQuincey: i recognize perfection and god like beauty when i see it
Rei Raiden: afssudhdsj
Zirian Aldrana: image.jpeg
Zirian Aldrana: hes red as fuck
Rei Raiden: NO
Rei Raiden: STOP I DONT HAVE A SHIRT ON DELETE THAT
Zirian Aldrana: no💙
Rei Raiden: ZIRIAN
Ashbell Shasson: holy fucking shit
Ashbell Shasson: yo are you single
Rei Raiden: WHATAAFSF
Ashbell Shasson: im like asking genuinely
Rei Raiden: IM
Rei Raiden: I MEAN LIKE YES BUT IM
Rei Raiden: NOT WXACTLY IN A STABLE ENOUGH MENTAL STATE RN
Ashbell Shasson: im not either we can vibe
Rei Raiden: IM OK THANK YOU
Ashbell Shasson: damn
Ashbell Shasson: aight
Ashbell Shasson: hope ur mental health gets better soon
Rei Raiden: thanks-
Malibu Brekon: "great tits king. sorry about the mental illness"
Rei Raiden: BAUSJSJABDHASJDJ
Ashbell Shasson: basically
Kalpas Mu: i cant believe that just happened..
Kallios Kingston: i can
Kallios Kingston: ash is a whore
Ashbell Shasson: FUCK OFF
Ashbell Shasson: you live in an emotionally suppressive household your whole life, are compared to your older sister, and basically have to raise your emotionally constipated little sister while also being emotionally constipated yourself, this is what happens to you
Ashbell Shasson: fuck i didnt mean to traumadump my bad
Marabelle Hymothonama: literally no one in here doesnt have trauma youre fine
Nikos Clain: bro we've been traumadumping since this chat was made its fine
Zirian Aldrana: rei actually just said "im not traumatized though?" out loud
Marabelle Hymothonama: YOU IN PARTICULAR are DEFINITELY traumatized
Rei Raiden: NO IM NOT?
Kayden Stone: theres something fundamentally off about you
Kuyo Kuyo: QIEUWIWIIWWOOWKWIR
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