Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS ๐Ÿคฏ
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption ๐Ÿฅน
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler๐Ÿ˜‡(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

pickle sandwich

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By Hazelflight38

November 28 8:30 AM

STRAYKIDS

ilovefelix: NARCISSTIC 

ilovehyunjin: MY GOD I LOVE IT 

ilovefelix: SEOREUL BICHUN BAM, AREUMDAUN KKAMAN

ilovehyunjin: NUNBICH DEO PPAJYEO GIPI

ilovefelix: NEON NAEUGERO NAN NEGERO 

ilovehyunjin: SUM CHAMGO LOVE DIVE

savagefetus: OOH-OOH OOH-OOH

seungtheman: why are you always randomly breaking into song 

ilovefelix: why are you always disrupting us 

seungtheman: damn

Jisuck: OMG i cannot stop wheezing the craziest thing happened at the park yesterday

savagefetus: omg what happened 

leeknow: you dont wanna know 

oldmanchan: i do actually 

ilovehyunjin: SPILL BESTIE

leeknow: basically me and jisung decided to hang out at the park, then this stupid little shit toddler pointed at us and asked if we're married

Jisuck: see lee know, we were made for each other and even the little kids know it <3

leeknow: shut up 

Jisuck: OH OH OH and get this!

pizzaslice: omg what else? 

Jisuck: the little dude walked up to lee know and asked him to carry him, which lee know did 

Jisuck: then the kid gasped, patted his stomach and said 'Baby!' with no shame whatsoever

Jisuck: minho turned all red and embarrased and nearly dropped the kid. he even asked if i was the dad.

leeknow: you laughing your ass off was not helping the situation.

pizzaslice: damn bro

ilovefelix: this is why i love kids. they don't give a fuck about anything.

savagefetus: omg minho you're pregnant?!?!?!

leeknow: WHAT THE FUCK NO 

seungtheman: damn bro you need a pickle sandwich for those pregnancy cravings? 

leeknow: WHAT

oldmanchan: im a grandpa? wow my kids are growing up 

seungtheman: you were already one to begin with 

oldmanchan: oh

leeknow: THIS IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY 

Jisuck: it was hilarious, you all should have been there 

ilovefelix: this kinda is funny actually

leeknow: this is not funny!

leeknow: the kid was literally asking to read a book to the nonexistent baby! 

Jisuck: wdym its my baby??

leeknow: No.

Jisuck: 💗

leeknow: youre insufferable

oldmanchan: *you're

seungtheman: stfu grandpa who are you, grammarly? 

oldmanchan: I HATE GRAMMARLY AND THAT STUPID BITCH ADVERTISEMENT IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH RAGE I GET SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY COMPUTER AND FEED IT TO THE FUCKING WOLVES 

pizzaslice: ...chan? you good bro? 

ilovefelix: nah who hurt him 

leeknow: holy shit that came out of nowhere 

Jisuck: Writing's not easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to-

oldmanchan: FUCKING DIE GRAMMARLY RAHHH

seungtheman: dayum

leeknow: chan you're a bad influence stop cursing in front of kids you stupid ass loser

pizzaslice: why do you have beef with grammarly again 

oldmanchan: I WAS ALL COMFY AND HAPPY WITH MY HEADPHONES ON MAX VOLUME THEN SUDDENLY THAT STUPID VOICE APPEARS 

oldmanchan: I HATE IT SO MUCH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

ilovefelix: just get youtube premium or something idk 

oldmanchan: oh wait yeah 

seungtheman: bahaha loser 

oldmanchan: remain silent, child 

seungtheman: stfu grandpa 

oldmanchan: I AM NOT A GRANDPA 

seungtheman: you and that receding hairline? yes you are 

oldmanchan: i don't!

savagefetus: you got McDonalds arches fr. 

oldmanchan: i am done with you kids. 

savagefetus: i am not a kid im literally 18 now 

oldmanchan: the age to become a legal adult is 19 kid

savagefetus: ugh

ilovefelix: bro in the span of 4 minutes we managed to go from lee know's pregnancy cravings, to jisung and leeknow flirting, to chan beefing with grammarly, then him being bald again or the millionth time 

ilovefelix: not that i'm complaining, but we can focus on one topic for more than a second 

pizzaslice: yeah fr you people are weird 

Jisuck: shut up pizza slice 

oldmanchan: oml im not BALD!

seungtheman: u are. 

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