"You 2 are really stupid to think that i'm the killer" Stu said as he snatched his phone back from Randys hand
"No because you CAN be one, you've got the 'killer' look all over you" Randy said
"I'm not sure if that was supposed to be an insult or a compliment"
"both" you replied
Stu smiles and rolled his eyes playfully "Whatever you 2 comin to the fiesta right?"
"So, you two coming to my fiesta?"
"Yea I'm off early. Cause curfew, you know"
"What about you y/n?"
"Probably" you said
"Yes! with you there i already know the fiesta is gonna more exciting" stu cheered
Suddenly a girl walked over to Randy and asked "What's the movie with ET's mom in it"
"'The Howling horror, straight ahead" Randy answered as he pointing in the direction of the horror section she then thanked randy
Randy then noticed someone familiar in the horror aisle
"Oh now that's in poor taste" Randy whispered
"What" Stu questioned
"If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section?"
"Wait, Billy's a suspect? i thought we were already over this. Didn't the police said that he was innocent to?" you asked
"Yea,It was just a misunderstanding" Stu quickly defended "He didn't do anything"
"You're such a little lap dog Stu" Randy pointed at billy "He's got killer printed all over his forehead!"
"Here we go again.." You mumbled
"OOK? really" Stu interrogated "How come the cops let him go, smart guy?"
"Cause they obviously don't watch enough horror movies" Randy replied "This is standard horror stuff! 'Prom Night' revisited!"
"Yeah? Why would he want to kill Sid?"
"There's always some stupid bullshit reasons to kill your girlfriend, that's the beauty of it all simplicity!" Randy stated "Besides, if it gets to complicated you lose your target audience"
"Well..whats his reason" You asked leaning on one of the shelves
"You know what think it is? its her father. Why can't they find her pops man?" Stu inquired
"Because he's probably dead!" Randy barked "His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere! Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out! He yelled
"Man," Stu quickly said trying to calm hum down seeing as people were now staring at you guys due to Randy's shouting.
"The police are always off track with this shit!, maybe if they watched prom night they'd save time. Theres a formula to it! A VERY SIMPLE FORMULA EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!! I'm telling you, the dad's a red herring! It's Billy!" Randy shouted
'Uhmm...you may wanna look behind you" you gulped
Randy looked at you, confused, but still did as he was told
he turned around just to smack right into billy's chest. Randy's faced paled, and it looked like he wanted to die, Billy grabbed the collar of Randy's shirt.Stu puts is arm around your hold, you two were just standing there thinking what billy will do to randy
"How do we know you're not the killer, huh?!" billy argued
"Huh?"Randy shuddered
"Maybe your movie freaked mind lost its reality button. Ever think of that?" Billy interrogated
"You're absolutely right, I'm the first to admit it" Randy quickly said "If this was a scary movie, I'll be the prime suspect
"What would be your motive" Stu asked with a smirk
Randy turned around and said"It's the millennium,Motives are incidental"
''Millennium, Billy quoted "Hmm... I like that
That's good. 'Millenium.' Good kid."
Billy squeezed Randy's nose and Stu patted your shoulders and let go of you
Billy walked off but Stu hung back to continue his conversation with Randy
''Millennium,good word my man" Stu complimented
"You're telling me that's not a killer" Randy whispered, gesturing towards Billy
Stu then went to pursue his best friend. You were still a bit caught up on something the conversation brought up. The idea that pettiness suddenly makes a good motive for murder?....Either the people around Woodsboro were extremely weak willed, or something was wrong with your new friend group