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tess - little mermaid
niamh - viper
vivi - john lennon
theo - theo
enzo - lorenzo
pansy - flower
mattheo - mattheo
blaise - cocky shite
draco - ferret
lorenzo
HELP
WHY IS TESS BEING HARASSED BY A SHIT TON OF GIRLS
LMAO
mattheo
and you're just watching her?
lorenzo
yes?
tf you want me to do?
bark at them?
i have a reputation to uphold mattheo
viper
shit really?
LMAO
it's probably theo's hoes
theo
i have no hoes bitch
viper
bitch?
tess, come control your dog
theo
pussio, what you gonna do?
shiver me timbers
viper
it's giving sde
theo
cry me a river
build me a bridge
and get the fuck over it
viper
HELP
NOT THE DORK DIARIES
little mermaid
why are you two fighting?
shut up 💆🏻♀️
viper
yeah theodore, shut your fat gob
little mermaid
you too babe 🤨
also
CANS OMEONE FUCJINGF HELP ME
USELESS SHITS
lorenzo
not with that attitude
i need at least a batch of cookies to compensate
little mermaid
WHILE YOU WATCHIEDC ME GET AMBVUSHED
don't even breathe in my dorection
slag 😾👎🏽
lorenzo
DON'T SLTI SHAME ME
🤬🤬🤬
john lennon
GUYS
HAVE YOU SEEN DOROTA'S INSTAGRAM
mattheo
we don't have a dorothy in our year??
john lennon
are you dyslecix?
the one in yoeur house
theo
nah
there's no dorothy or dorota?
little mermaid
you would know, wouldn't you??
😪😪
theo
MY LOVE
I AM A CHANGED MAN
john lennon
OMDS WHI GIVES A FUCK
THEO
I THOUGHT YIU WERE IN LEOVE WITH TESS?
SGHES POSTING YOI
YOUI HOE
I THINK ITSD YOIU
HSE TAGEED YOU
mattheo
can you not fucking spleen?
john lennon
no
i can't fuck a spleen
i'm not into that, mattheo riddle.
viper
that's embarrassing on your behalf, riddle
mattheo
aren't you from manny?
pipe down manchurian
sound like a dinosaur
viper
literally from london wym
anyway
viv, what'd she post then?
dahliac posted
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dahlia.c me and bae 🥹🥹
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tnott we dated for a week in second year?? and i also hate wearing gold rings, that's not me 🫣
↳ dahliac theo, baby! don't act like you don't know me!
draco.m that's crazy
niamh.a girl, you're too pretty for this bs
↳ dahliac i'd appreciate it if you got out of my comments 😐
↳ astoriagg babe, you posted it for everyone to see, don't think you get a say on how we react x
user those aren't his hands babe
mattheo.r movin brazy you are
↳ t.aldair ew that's so icky, never say that ever again
tnott guys i'm so scared, my fanclub's insane
vivi.len mattheo.r i knew her namse starterd wieth d!!
↳ mattheo.r you numpty, you said dorota
t.aldair oh baby, no 😧
user there's delulu and then there's pathological and mentally ill
blaisezabini that's not him, try again next time
blaisezabini was it ever that deep though?
enzoberkshire thanks for prompting tonight's fake podcast episode 👍🏼👍🏼
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sorry for taking a year and a bit to post 🥲
enjoy this little filler 🤭
and never stop talking and raising awareness
about palestine, my loves 🫶🏼🫶🏼