Brother!Y/n - I got you flowers!
Empress - That's nice of you.
Brother!Y/n - They're just as cheap and fake as you are :)
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Irian - Did you just burn my favourite novel?
Y/n - What goes around comes around.
Irian - You can't seriously still be upset about that sandwich from last week!
Y/n - It was the best sandwich I ever made.
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Noah - Why are you always gloomy?
Y/n - My tragic backstory only unlocks at friendship level 3
Noah - What level am I at?
Y/n - 76, so it all started whe-
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Y/n - Oh, a package from my mom
Charlize - It's looking heavy. What is it?
Y/n - Must be her hope and expectations for me
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Y/n, holding a kettle - Coffee or tea?
Rosetta - Coffee
Y/n - Wrong. It's tea
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Calix - Y/n, why were you crying last night?
Y/n - I was having an allergic reaction
Calix - To what?
Y/n - Life