Unnerving the God of Mischief...

By Woman_Of_Mischief

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Agent Nerdie is supposed to watch Loki in his cell and prevent him from pulling any wrong stunts. But she is... More

Description
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6: Awkwardly Romantic... or Romantically Awkward?
Chapter 7: Nerdie's Birthday Party (Part 1)
Chapter 8: Nerdie's Birthday Party (Part 2)
Chapter 9
Chapter 10: Mischievous Beach Party (Part 1)
Chapter 11: Mischievous Beach Party (Part 2)
Chapter 12: Mischievous Beach Party (Part 3)
Chapter 13: Tom Hiddleston vs Loki Laufeyson
Chapter 14: The Power of Hiddlestoners
Chapter 15: Baby Loki (Part 1/4)
Chapter 16: Baby Loki (Part 2/4)
Chapter 17: Baby Loki (Part 3/4)
Chapter 18: Baby Loki (Part 4/4)
Chapter 19: Guilty Pleasures
Chapter 20: WHAT?!
Chapter 21: Mischievous Flirting
Chapter 22: Hela
Chapter 23: Mischievous Christmas
Chapter 24: The Archer Kid
ATTENTION PLEASE! ANNOUNCEMENT
Chapter 25: The Opera God
Chapter 26: Mischief Never Dies
BOUNS CHAPTER
Chapter 27: You Know You're in Loki's Army when.....
Chapter 28: Avenger College (Introduction)
Chapter 29: Monday
Chapter 30: Tuesday
Chapter 31: Wednesday
Chapter 32: Thursday
Chapter 33: Continuation of Thursday
Chapter 34: Dis-Lokia
Chapter 35: Mischievous Detention
Chapter 36: The Old Universe
BONUS CHAPTER: Till I See you Act again
Chapter 37: YOLO
Chapter 38: I AM YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN!
Chapter 40: TROLOLOLOL!
Chapter 41: Royal Shades of Green
Chapter 42: Propose to her? I Can Not!
Chapter 43: Imma Kill You While You're Sleeping
Chapter 44: A Short Talk with TERM HIDDLERSTERN
Chapter 45: I ain't smokin' weed, Nikki.
Chapter 46: Wedding Preparations
Chapter 47: Mischievous, French Wedding (Part 1)
Chapter 48: Mischievous, French Wedding (Part 2)
Iron Man 3 Review (Spoilers!)
END OF SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO: Chapter 49: Tony, you had one job
Chapter 50: I thought I was Pathetic?
Chapter 51: See that Grain of Sand?
Chapter 52: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Chapter 53: "Do I look fat in that new catsuit?"
Chapter 54: The Return of the Opera God
Chapter 55: A Dance with Death
Chapter 56: Killing Death... or Not so Much?
Chapter 57: A Musical Star
Chapter 58: The Creepy Man with the Ugly Moustache
Chapter 59: Constellations
Chapter 60: The Best Troller
Chapter 61: A Duett... and a bit of FrostIron.
Chapter 62: CHOO CHOO
Chapter 63: A Day in the Life of Loki
Chapter 64: The Fart Bag
BONUS: ASK THE FANGIRL!
BONUS: The Fangirl Answers
Chapter 65: A Spark of Hope
Chapter 66: Confused Yet?
Chapter 67: So peaceful - Yet so violent?
Chapter 68: A Toad, Madame.
ANNOUNCEMENT
Chapter 69: LET ME LUV YAH!
Chapter 70: That Special Day [Part 1]
Chapter 71: That Special Day [Part 2]
FROZEN - MISCHIEF EDITION
Chapter 72: Finding Nemo... *Loki.
Chapter 73: Big Businesses
Announcement! Please read!
Chapter 74: Somesing zat's not Germon
Teaser: The Final Countdown
Chapter 75: Ice Ice Baby

Chapter 39: Just Like Twilight! ... My Ass.

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By Woman_Of_Mischief

(Nerdie's P.O.V.)

"Loki... I know it's none of my business, but I think you shouldn't be so hard to your daughter."

"Hard? Yes, you are right."  He replied. "It is really none of your business. What do you know of how we Asgardians raise our children? You are a 16-year old brat, just like her. You do not kow how she is, how vain and egoistic she is when - "

"She's just like you! You are a terrible father, just like the one who raised you!"

"Don't you dare compare me to Odin, or I swear - "

"What? Will you hurt me? Is that your way of showing me how much I mean to you? Who said 'I love you so much, I will die for you just so I won't hurt you' ? Who?"

"Stick to the truth, you now exactly that you are exaggerating! Yes, I said I loved you. But... This will never work out. You see, you are in constant danger with me. What if I killed you accidentally in an attempt to discipline you for being such a pain in the ass?"

"Oh, please. Don't make this Edward-Bella-ish, okay? That's ridiculous. I think it would be me to kill you, if at all."

"You just do not undestand! What is wrong with you? I am dangerous, I literally have 'psycho' written all across my forehead, and yet I somehow beguile you! That is sick, something is entirely wrong with you!"

"Why can't you just accept that I love you? Is it so hard? Is it your inferiority complexes? We can find a way to cure you, we could - "

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I HAVE NO DAMN INFERIORITY COMPLEXES! But I know what I am, and this thing is not made to be loved..."

"Do you realise that this is what makes normal? At least to some extent?  Weaknesses make us human, perfection makes us artificial. We weren't made to be perfect. Can't you just accept my love? We could be so happy, we could... "

"What? Marry? Have children? You are a young girl, I am at least 1358.43 years old! That's like marrying your grand-grand-grand-grand....

(3 hours later)

"... grand-grand-grand-father!"

I startled up from my slumber, realising he finally finished his sentence. Where did we leave off? Ah, yes, his inferiority problems and marrying an old man. Urgh, this was getting like Twilight!

"So what? Age is just a number. Beauty, money, mortal danger - That's nothing! Love never dies, remember?"

"Oh, please. Do not remind me, or I might suffer from a relapse. However, you have seen how I treat my daughter. Are you not fearing I might maltreat our children?"

"You wouldn't. I have seen how shattered you've been since you sent Hela away. It hurts you more than her. I don't fear for our children. I'm just fearing you might run away someday because I have become old and you'll want someone luscious!"

"Nerdellia, I have told you several times I do not want you to compare us to Edward and Bella! I am not an animal-sucking, sissy vampire and you're no pretentious, suicidal drag! Our case is difficult, much more complicated... At least you didn't fall in love with me for my looks.... Did you?"

"Oh, er, well..."

"DID YOU?!"

"Dude, chill! Of course I didn't fall in love with you for your looks... Not entirely. You look not bad, though."  I murmured the last part under my breath.

Loki inhaled sharply, then sighed. This was all just stupid, at least in my opinion. He was lovable, he was charming and so dangerous it's seductive. His craziness only adds a subtle touch to his personality... It was then when I realised I loved the dark. He was dark, and I loved that.

I was a stalkerish sunny girl myself and Loki was my other half. He was my opposite, the brain.

"You are the only one who isn't judging me for my past or for what I have done. Why are you so... ignorant concering all these things?"

"I have forgiven you. I am probably stupid for doing this, but I think all you need is a small amount of trust. I trust you, no matter what you have done, just so you see a reason to change. You think me dumb because - "

"I do not think you dumb. Yes, you are not the brightest light bulb in the universe, but you have something else instead. You can see behind the mask, the monster, the wall - You see the Loki you want to see. But not the real one."

"Either way, you'll always be my Loki. A depressed, psychotic, intelligently superior and tatooed Loki."

"Now give us a kiss?"

"Just one kiss."   I said mischievously and kissed the glass in front of his face. (Btw, I had to get on my toes to do that.)

"Seriously? Do you not want to get inside here?"

"Nope! Burn and suffer from frustration!" I shouted over my shoulder and bolted for the door.

Annoying Loki was still the best thing in my life.

A/N: This was a romantical/emotional chapter for once. Some of you told me they wanted them to have an intimate talk, and I thought this turned out quite acceptable. 

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