Sakura: BRO WHAT
Ino: OH MY GOD
Sakura: NO
Ino: NO
Sakura: SHIZUNE IS LADY TSUNADE'S NIECE
Naruto: WHAT
Sai: I feel like Author-chan just wants to make us suffer now
Me: ...
Me: That's not entirely true...
Rock Lee: THIS IS NOT YOUTHFUL AT ALL
Ino: Can we like- I don't know...
Ino: CUT IT WITH THE INCEST?!
Me: ITS NOT MY FAULT LIKE HALF THE SHIPS FROM THIS FANDOM ARE FUCKED UP
Sasuke: But you do take enjoyment from our suffering
Me: I-no-...
Me: ...maybe just a teensy bit
Me: bUt
Me: That's only because I'm an incredibly bored teenager
Kakashi: So you decided to torture us
Me: I mean other fandoms will be going through this too
Me: bUt AnYwAyS
Me: Back on track now! Chop Chop!
Sakura: Do we even need to vote for this one?
Sakura: We're all going to pick the same thing
Kakashi: All together I guess
Everyone: -∞/10
Me: I am going to lose my sanity if somebody I know ships related pairs T w T