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astridmalfoy last holiday dump
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user i'm in love.
bzabini AND THEN I GET MY BESTIE BACK
↳astridmalfoy I'VE MISSED YOU
user The tan lines💀
↳user they're so aggressive and for what
↳user surprised her whiteness could handle the sun
↳astridmalfoy maybe you should unfollow me if you want to talk so much shit
↳user I LOVE HER
↳user queen shit
riddle my girl
↳astridmalfoy 🤍
dmalfoy ever thought about covering up?
↳astridmalfoy ever thought about killing yourself?
↳user She's such a terrible sister omg
↳user bruv
↳user tell me you're an only child without telling me you're an only child
tnott your tan lines are AWFUL
↳astridmalfoy aww thanks theo
potterharry if you ever decide to dump your boyfriend i can look past the fact that you're a malfoy
↳astridmalfoy you'll be the first person i tell haz
↳user i love them
tnott which means i can finally get my best friend back
↳astridmalfoy i don't like you
↳tnott me neither
↳riddle i don't like either of you
↳tnott don't lie
user I love how she only posts herself most of the time
↳astridmalfoy there is a picture of teo
↳user and you
↳astridmalfoy la même chose
cyl333 =the same thing
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theo
theo
your mom told me you're stupid
and need to be tutored in
transfigurations of all things
when we get to school
astrid
hello to you too theodore
theo
so let's plan this out before school
so i can know when i should drink
astrid
don't you mean when you
shouldn't drink?
theo
no
i'll need to drink if i'm going to
have to deal with you
astrid
how about you tell my mom i'll
find someone else to do it
theo
no can do
unfortunately she's also talking
to my mother about it and now i
can't say no
astrid
mommy issues
theo
says little miss daddy issues
astrid
i do not have daddy issues
theo
you're telling me you didn't lose
your virginity to one of your father's
coworkers?
when you were fucking 16
astrid
he was hot
and i wanted someone who knew
what they were doing
theo
he was a grown man
astrid
it was worth it
too bad i found out he had a wife
and children
theo
have you no shame?
astrid
i made sure i would never happen
again after i found out
i'm not a complete monster
theo
sure
you draw the line at cheating?
astrid
duh
theo
then why haven't you broken up
with mattheo?
astrid
he's your best friend should you
really be encouraging me to break
up with him?
theo
we both know what he does in his
spare time
or should i say who?
astrid
fuck you
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c speaks!
just so you don't think astrid and theo are complete monsters for getting together
:))