the plastics & pearl (cady)
karen
yknow g and i done messed up
HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABT THE THING PEARL
JOEL WAS FUMING
cady
? wdym
regina
lmaoo have fun you two
karen
THE ETHO THEORY
HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW AND WHY DOES JOEL KNOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS
cady
idk mate
gretchen
WELL IT HAS TO BE YOU PEARL
we didnt tell nobody else
cady
ig i told martyn right
regina
yeah she told me yesterday
karen
and you two didn't tell anyone else?
cady
scott was in the gc
and so were 5 other people...
gretchen
FIVE??!!?
regina
yeah just 6 other people grian it wasnt a big deal
cady
and i guess cleo asked etho about it and i presume etho told his friends
oh and i think impulse told mumbo gem and scar as well
gretchen
THATS EVERYONE IN OUR CLUB PEARL
EVERYONE KNOWS
regina
whats the big deal?
karen
THE BIG DEAL IS THAT WE HAD AN ANGRY JOEL
I HAD TO HOLD HIM BACK FROM STABBING CLEO WITH HIS AXE
gretchen
hes like a chihuahua that actually bites
cady
ive been waiting for this i havent had a proper duel with him since you two turned him into a 'bad boy'
karen
SHUT UP
THE ISSUE IS THAT HE GOT PISSED AT US AND IT WAS SCARY UNTIL WE OFFERED TO BUY HIM CANDIES AND ANOTHER ARCTIC MONKEYS ALBUM
regina
you two like him too much why dont you ever buy me gifts
gretchen
youre not a bad boy ofc we dont
cady
and how is he now?
gretchen
hes returned to glancing over at us every couple of seconds before texting his little secret lover who allegedly isn't etho
karen
what if he doesnt like us anymore bc of this person what if hes gossiping about us and secretly hates us and wants to not be friends anymore
we cant have middle school replay itself he was so mean to me :((
regina
you worry too much tim
if you and scott didnt have anything id think you and joel were at least friends with benefits
gretchen
they are—
karen
NOPE WE ARE NOT GOING THERE GRIAN STFU
cady
joel?? really?? you could do way better
gretchen
actually id say joel could do way better
cady
omg youre right
regina
ignoring this disgusting new revelation
karen
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BROUGHT IT UP
regina
thats all that takes to get him calm? candies and music?
gretchen
gifts. hes very materialistic isnt he
cady
sounds fair enough
regina
no bc why did nobody tell me
i insulted his godawful hair one time and he went off and i couldve just said id buy him a powerpuff girl cosplay or smt??
karen
hey :( his hair's nice
makes him look like a coconut sometimes with a green leaf
regina
ofc you would say that timmy i bet his long ass hair and bangs makes him easier to grab during fun time
cady
too far 💀
gretchen
wihsbsjjdje from what ive heard from joel
martyn's right
karen
IM LEAVING YALL ARE SO DISGUSTING
regina
not as disgusting as the things youve done to your 'bad boy'
gretchen
scott finally showed up gtg guys im going to punch him in the face
cady
good luck guys
read at 11:53am
joel >:[ & babe <3
joel >:[
my stupid friends told me it was pearl who did it
babe <3
ah so are you going to do anything about it?
joel >:[
no because they promised to buy me an album
free stuff is free stuff im not going to pass up the opportunity
babe <3
well that's good, i like pearl /p
joel >:[
ignoring everything
how was your day lizzie? i realized i didnt ask this morning
babe <3
its been good. scott's been talking about jimmy way more, he seems happier
joel >:[
SIGH the things i do for jimmy
babe <3
you can't sigh over text
joel >:[
SIGH
anyway im happy to hear ur day's been good! i almost beat cleo up and even mumbo fucking asked me abt etho
MUMBO
babe <3
who told him?
joel >:[
I DONT KNOW BUT IF EVEN THE WHOLESOME REDSTONE BOY KNOWS ITS OVER
i couldnt even face him like a man i just ran away
babe <3
you ran away from mumbo?
joel >:[
yES okay hes so tall and when he looks down on you with his basically black eyes you feel judged even tho he would never and thats the worst part
he never says what he should
because hes so nice
babe <3
you ran away from him because he's nice?
joel >:[
MAINLY because he's confusing thats why
generosity doesn't scare me
at all okay
im not scared of nice people lizzie
babe <3
cleo's back so we're headed back to class! bye
joel >:[
bye, love you babe!
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