Free Food Group Chat!

By potato_511

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when the food is free has a group chat SHIPS INCLUDED: -two hands two stans (obviously 1) -stapoldy (obviousl... More

the beginning
new names! (oh fuck no)
identities
🥐
someone's missing...
new member!
chair au!
gummy apologies
Meet M.A.S.S.
would you rather?
eating at our sanity
sotp right there!
stress, depress, and obsess
fuck you *lyrics in group chat*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
chair chain
beep beep, bitch
six dumbasses, one braincell
party!
if you know, you know.
Italic Identities.
🤩📲◽👔🚜🫐🗃️↕️📍👣 (of wisdom)
DUOTRESNULLASEPTEMPHOBIA.
i listened to caitlin cook while making this part
two hands, two stans
bell might kill her peetah and fries loses his mind
this got dark at the end-
yes.
*randomly becomes 2 characters i simp for*
yes potato is a nerd /j
more... MORE!
Free Food (try to) Count To 10
siblings, siblings, siblings, siblings
THIS FIC PULLS A TWOW 24B
switcheroo, we can too-
are you okay at monopoly?
.-.- --- -.. . --. .-. .... -.-- ...- --- .... .. ---
familie! *family
people get high ok buddy pal
giant roleplay bc i can :)
yf goes to jail???? oh and wild has a mental breakdown
cray-cray over crayons
LEGENDS NEVER DIEEEEEEEEE
gods need therapy too
a drug dealer bullies a kid???
TAYLOR WORDS OF SWIFT and everyone gets rizzed
17 34 51 68 85 102 119 136 153 170 187 204 221 238 255 272 289 306 323 340 357
DON'T. EAT. THE. PACKING. PEANUTS.
peanut brains
so uhh i made a crackship help me
mass and the immortal snail
twipping madness
bitchy lighty switchy
itsallmyfault
no texts, yes hurt/comfort
marker <3
he is my skrunkly lil plinko and i love him so much he is so silly aaaaaaaaaaaaa
uno dos tres quatro sinc idk the rest
if i could transport my consciousness into wattpad and live forever here would i
firey jr goes insane /hj
who asked
i forgot to update this for 9 days lol
oh shit eraser better run
[lore] Guess That's It.
who says i can't be single who says i have to mingle baby that's just me
welcome to the gc
forbidden peanuts
i got two bitches now >:)
no texts, but yes murder :)
comfort and couples
nyctophobia (did i spell it right)
the best day of firey jr's life

no b(beep)es?

93 2 20
By potato_511

(Marker, Sunny, Puffball, Potato, Bell, and Fries are online)

ultimate❤️💙shipper: hey, i've been thinking about something

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: what is it?

last cishet left: Are you adding more people to this chat?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: umm

ultimate❤️💙shipper: yeah-

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: who then?

🌈attention seeker: WHERE DID MY CHOCOLATE GO >:(

last cishet left: Puffball this isn't important right now.

🌈attention seeker: yes it is, i want my chocolate :(

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: hold on lemme just- GOT IT

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: PUFFBALL JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES

🌈attention seeker: OMG THANKS SNUUY! :D

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: SNUUY-

ultimate❤️💙shipper: well... it's 2 people

last cishet left: Who are they?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: you'll see :)

(Marker has added Eraser and Pen to the chat)

last cishet left: ...

last cishet left: Oh dear Potato...

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: what

last cishet left: NO, I DON'T MEAN YOU-

🌈attention seeker: XD

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: her name's potato, TF YOU EXPECT FRIE

last cishet left: I WAS SAYING IT LIKE HOW MARKER SAYS "OH MY ARTIST OR WILD CARD".

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: yeah ik, just wanted to fuck with you :)

last cishet left: I HATE IT HERE!

(Pen is online)

Pen: ayo why am i here?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: i added you and eraser bc i felt like it

Pen: wait...

Pen: marker?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: yeah that's me

Pen: can we request names

ultimate❤️💙shipper: go ahead!

Pen: PENis

ultimate❤️💙shipper: ...

ultimate❤️💙shipper: ok just for saying that, you get this

(Marker has changed Pen's name to "gay gay homosexual gay")

gay gay homosexual gay: LMAO

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: YOU FORGOT TO REFERENCE THE TRANSPHOBIA!

gay gay homosexual gay: NO- THAT WAS A JOKE- I WAS SLASH-JAYING

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: I LOOKED AWAY FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES WHAT HAPPENED-

ultimate❤️💙shipper: pen made a penis joke so i made his name gay gay homosexual gay

🌈attention seeker: PEN CAN YOU GET ERASER ON I WANNA TELL HIM SOMETHING

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: NO

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: PUFFBALL YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!

🌈attention seeker: nah, i can beat his ass in a fight

ultimate❤️💙shipper: get a pentagon, that'll do it

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: or me

gay gay homosexual gay: wait, can we change our own names?

ultimate❤️💙shipper: ya

gay gay homosexual gay: ok then

(Pen has changed their name to 🖊 ultimate gay 🖊)

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: there

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: i'm surprised you didn't mention penises

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: we're literally objects

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: oh right i forgot

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: ahem, i'm right here

ultimate❤️💙shipper: sunny's not an object, she's like david and dora but normal

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: LMAO-

(Eraser is online)

Eraser: ALRIGHT IM HERE GODDAMNIT

🌈attention seeker: ERASER, I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Eraser: ...

Eraser: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE PUFFY!

🌈attention seeker: ahem...

🌈attention seeker: SEE THIS!

Eraser: ...

(Eraser is offline)

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: HEPP I CANT RIFHT NOW AJDJAJDKSKFKSKS

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: GUYS POTATO'S HAVING A STROKE-

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENFIJ ANYMORW AJSJSKS

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: PUFFBALL! Do you have ANY idea what pentagons have done?!

🌈attention seeker: no?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: THEY KILLED ERASER'S GRANDMA!

ultimate❤️💙shipper: WAIT WGAT 💀

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: I'm serious.

ultimate❤️💙shipper: oh

ultimate❤️💙shipper: OH-

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: ERASER SORRY THAT I APMOST MURDERWD YOU ONCE-

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: PMFAO WHAT IS HAPPENINF RN

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: IDEK SUNNY AJDKAKDLSKDSUDIDOALALSI

last cishet left: Why are you all screaming?!

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: CAUSE WE'RE LGBTQ+!

last cishet left: I'm going to hit some of you.

ultimate❤️💙shipper: didn't ask but ok

last cishet left: Marker.

last cishet left: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

ultimate❤️💙shipper: SILENCE YOU CISHET NEUROTYPICAL, BY THE POWER OF MY PANROMANTIC ASEXUAL AUTISM!

potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: AND MY BISEXUAL AUTISM!

stressed, depressed, stapoldy obsessed: AND MY BISEXUAL ADHD!

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: AND MY LESBIAN-NESS!

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: AND MY HOMOSEXUALITY!

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: and eraser's bisexuality too!

🌈attention seeker: AND EVEN MY PANROMANTIC ASEXUALITY!

last cishet left: I HATE ALL OF YOU!

(Fries is offline)

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