drunken bastards | ateez chat...

By 81_froyos

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proncess: fuck no im outta here ---- Just a bunch of overly immature (homo) dudes texting each other. ateez... More

suck my ass
drunken
users
backstage
babygorl
beat his ass
ayo what
YUNHOOOOOO
hwamama
goblins
m
damn
bing chiling
love is complicated
seonghwa
are you?
uh ohh
you makeme cry
ay
meow
shit
not update lmao sorry
fake plants fake people
canon event
nuh uh
nom nom nom
drunk
poopoo
mix n pour
wait n bake
queen
sony
taken
whoops
there goes the bomb
piss
JONGHOOO
honey stars
NWTLYBSF
fashion fashion
new neighbour who dis
ur my lil pookster
weeeoo
muppet

alpha

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By 81_froyos

lil late but happy birthday hongjoong!

uodate: rn its 12:50 am and i have to finish writing a 300-400 word memoir for my eng teacher and im so close to jumping off a cliff
if i dont submit this shit before 8 am she's gonna obliterate my ass

joong - daddy
seonghwa - juan
yunho - yuyu
yeosang - babydoll
san - sana
mingi - princess
wooyoung - wonkwonk
jomgho - apple

apple
shut up san
just because you were dropped as a baby doesn't mean everyone else here was too

sana
:(

juan
😨

wonkwonk
damn okay
the baby needs a diaper change

apple
bro shut the actual hell up!?!?!

wonkwonk
no i shall NOT
you disrespected me
you disrespected my family
you disrespected my grandmama
how dare you

yuyu
is this supposed to be a vine reference or greta thunberg

daddy
STOP IT WITH GRETA THUNBERG
IM SICK OF IT
NO MORE HOW DARE YOUS
YOU KIDS RUINED EVERYTHJNG
HSHDKALLAKDOELS

wonkwonk
it was an attempt to quote the small rodent from zootopia

yuyu
damnit
u lil shit i'll come back for you

wonkwonk
the title of god of memes belongs to me now.

apple
kiss my ass jung wooyoung
god of memes more like
god of clowns

wonkwonk
shut yo goofy ass up child

apple
stop you ass kisser
i know you kiss ass

wonkwonk
i know i eat ass
in fact
i ate yeosang late night

sana
again...

yuyu
AGAIN?!

apple
bro youre like the end of a loaf of bread
everyboyd touches you but nobody wants you

daddy
woah

sana
😟

yuyu
NAHHHHH THATS CROSSING THE LINE
NAHHH NAHHH
NAHHHHHHHH

princess
what happened to hello?

juan
STOP ENOUGH
CAN WE NOT INSULT EACH OTHER FOR ONCE?

wonkwonk
you're walking on really thin ice.
choi jongcock

apple
*skates*

wonkwonk
...
FUCK YOU

juan
and what did i just fucking say.
😐😐😐😐

babydoll
did you just indirectly call my best friend a slut

apple
no
yes
maybe
fuck idk
eyysjfieiwkzlala

wonkwonk
aww look at you, stupid stupid thing
turning into mush the moment your crush talks to you
thats so adorable you little cock muncha 🐶🐶

apple
if you dont shut your bitchass up right now
i WILL dangle you outside your window like your boysfriends ballsack when he goes commando
which is literally everyday
and that is literally fucking disgusting
like who goes out with their testicles just chilling out in their pants
nah bro not for me
🤢

sana
i
ITS
I
>:(

apple
ewww look
guys look
this dude doesn't wear underwear!! 🫵🫵🫵
lets laugh at him 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵😟😟😟😟😟

juan
JONGHO

apple
sorry mommy 👉👈

wonkwonk
...yk i was gonna stomp over there and castrate this bitch right then and there but i guess mother saved the fucking day again 😔

juan
All of you need to take a chill pill. 😤

wonkwonk
no

sana
everybody say N O ❌

wonkwonk
oh no youre not quoting my boys without me

juan
...
go to the naughty corner.

yuyu
NO MORE NAUGHTY CORNER😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😩

juan
why?
why yunho?
is it because you're scared?

yuyu
YEAH IM FUCKING TRAUMATISED😩😩😭😭😭😭
GIRL WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT WATER
I SWEAR I WAS LIKE
HALLUCINATING...
😣😣😣

juan
oh nothing
wooyoung, go.
NOW

wonkwonk
STOP 😭😭😭😭
IM EXPOSING YOU
HWA TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM

juan
SO?
WBK
y'all K N E W i dance to hyuna half naked
EVEN FUCKING YEOSANG DANCES TO RBB IN HIS BOXERS

sana
hes a really really really really really bad boy ~~

babydoll
SHUT THE FUCK UP HAG

juan
BITCH
NO

apple
gross

sana
i know you find it hot

apple
stfu

babydoll
ok lil' apple muncher
go
nom nom nom on your little buttcheeks
mm yum it tastes like...
hm i cant seem to put a finger on it..
oh i know!
its
SHIT
YOU TASTE LIKE S H I T
YOU FUCKING A

yuyu
help

sana
💀💀💀

juan
can you guys NOT???

daddy
yes
yes
yesssss i will listennn
yesss
yesss soenfhwaaa
seognhwqaa
Rolling, pulling my hair
slapping myself, barking
dressing up as a maid
acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtaking jesus spiderman two i love you
*foams mouth*
GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR INGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME 0W0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR.....
*sniffs* BARK
GGRRR BARK
BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR
BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF
WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR
BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF
GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK
WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF
GRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR
GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK
GRR
ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL
RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR
ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF
BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK
RUFF GRR
13
MEEEOOWOWOWW MEOW MEOWIWWWWWWW RYYAA MEEWOW
grr haaa haa hufff *slurp*
hrrrr haaa huff

sana
dude...
this was worse than my roleplaying

yuyu
your what...

wonkwonk
excuse you?

yuyu
san

sana
i din say nun

princess
bro san my guy
we're texting...

sana
...
SO?
😡

babydoll
you're so weird

sana
but i know you love it 🥰🥰🥰😘😘
who's your new years kiss?
jts me!
Me.
Me!
ME.
ME!

babydoll
...

babydoll left

daddy
seonghwa

juan
uh yes

daddy
do you love me
seonghwa
do you love
me?
darlin do you loce me

juan
uh

daddy
do you
do you love me
hwahwa answer
llease
i'll disappear if you dont reply
im begging you sweetheart

sana
why is he acting like this

juan
how would i know?

apple
did someone feed him the emergency weed or some shit

princess
bro hit the za a bit too hard 💀

sana
😭😭😭😭

wonkwonk
💀💀💀

yuyu
oh my god i forgot the emergency weed even existed

daddy
shut the fuck up you minions

apple
i guess not

daddy
hwaaa whats your answer 🥺🥺🥺
i'll die without you
please

juan
Good.

daddy
WHAT

juan
Succumb to your defeat.
I will watch your reign fall as you delve into an endless abyss of overthinking and pain.

daddy
...


princess
oh jesus christ good night

daddy
cmere mama cita imma lick your legs to sleep

wonkwonk
WAHT THE FUCM IS WRONG WITH YOU????

daddy
stfu

womkwonkw was kicked

daddy
where were we 🥰😍😍😍

juan
Succumb to your defeat, degenerate.

daddy
🧍...🧎...💀
😔
yes sir

yuyu
HONGJOONG SAYING SIR?????

j.wipes was added

wonkwonkw
WHAT
wi
Wait
WHAT
WIAGST
HSYSJZKWOSOWOLS
HWTATb
ME NEXT????

apple
im...
im out
bye


今天也是我的生日🤣🤣more lkke yesterday but whatever 祝金弘中一个很美丽的生日
我靠,太累了😢😢这几天上学太多压力,功课可多了!!!下次见。吃我的便便🩷🩷JK JK💀
"喵喵"🐈🐈 HAHAHAHA have a nice day everyone

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