Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS ๐Ÿคฏ
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption ๐Ÿฅน
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler๐Ÿ˜‡(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

zompires

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By Hazelflight38

November 24th, 10:00 PM

STRAYKIDS 

dumbass: LOVE YOU SO BAD LOVE YOU SO BAD 

Felly: NEOL WIHAE YEPPEUN GEOJISEUL BIJEONAE

dumbass: LOVE YOU SO MAD LOVE YOU SO MAD

Felly: NAL JIWO NEOUI INHYEONHI DOERYEO HAE

leeknow: IM SO SICK OF THIS FAKE LOVE, FAKE LOVE, FAKE LOVE

Felly: yoo what would happen if a vampire and zombie bite each other?

savagefetus: they will take a screenshot

leeknow: *w h e e z e*

pizzaslice: they both become zompires 

Jisuck: they will fuck and have zompire babies 

oldmanchan: that's a horrifying mental image.

seungtheman: just ask those 12 year old werewolf x vampire fanfic writers on Wattpad

seungtheman: only they know the answer 

leeknow: speaking of which, THESE WATTPAD ADS ARE SO ANNOYING 

savagefetus: no literally

savagefetus: i was reading a wolf alpha mafia jackson wang x y/n fanfiction and then an ad for sexy underwear pops up 

leeknow: this is why ao3 is better 

dumbass: ao3 is so confusing though ;-;

savagefetus: meh it gets less confusing as time goes on

seungtheman: yall rectangular pizzas are so much better than the circular ones

seungtheman: if you think otherwise you're wrong

dumbass: huh?

Jisuck: those exist?

leeknow: what the hell is a rectangular pizza

savagefetus: you've never heard of them? they're awesome

leeknow: no tf

seungtheman: weird

leeknow: you're weird 

pizzaslice: you're both weird

seungtheman: shut up

Jisuck: hey lee know

leeknow: what is it?

Jisuck: are you a rollar coaster? bc the faster you go, the louder i scream😏😏😏

leeknow: FOR FUCKS SAKE-

leeknow kicked Jisuck from the chat

oldmanchan added Jisuck to the chat

Jisuck: i thought that was a good one 

dumbass: it really wasn't 

Jisuck: :(

seungtheman: i still like rectangular pizza slices 

oldmanchan: you're a weirdough 

Felly: did you just try to make a pizza pun?

dumbass: chan is a weirdough 

savagfetus: mehehehehehhe 

pizzaslice: be quiet jeongin 

savagefetus: shut up you traffic cone

pizzaslice: you have the brain capacity of a traffic cone

savagefetus: i may be dumb but i have w rizz

pizzaslice: have you looked at yourself in a mirror? 

savagefetus: at least i am tall enough to see myself in the mirror 

savagefetus: like, you're so tiny that i am scared of accidentally sitting on you 

pizzaslice left the chat

oldmanchan added pizzaslice to the chat

pizzaslice: i got destroyed by a 3 year old.

savagefetus: L

Felly: i am crying rn, what is happening

dumbass: let me dry your tears darling 

Felly: <3

leeknow: so cute!

Jisuck: WE COULD BE LIKE THAT BUT YOU PLAYING 

leeknow: SHUT UP

seungtheman: istg i am the only somewhat normal one here 

oldmanchan: we are normal!

seungtheman: nah, you're a balding old man who traumatizes kids when he's drunk, lee know is  twink that is obsessed with cats, changbin might actually be the only somewhat sane one aside from me, hyunjin is a huge idiot dating another idiot, felix is the said idiot, jisung is a bottom loser that wants to suck off lee know, and jeongin is a sassy baby on crack.

pizzaslice: why is this actually kind of accurate

leeknow: WHAT THE FUCK  

oldmanchan: you're grounded seungmin

seungtheman: no. 

savagefetus: i almost snorted cocaine once actually 

pizzaslice: 💀

dumbass: felix is not an idiot! 

Felly: neither is hyunjin!

Jisuck: i am not a bottom loser!

seungtheman: you didn't deny that you wanted to suck off lee know 

leeknow: WHAT THE HELL 





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