Stray Kids - The Chat

Av Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... Mer

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

VOLCANO

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Av Hazelflight38

November 21st, 7:30 AM

STRAYKIDS

Felly: I DONT WANNA BE SOMEBODY

savagefetus: JUST WANNA BE ME, BE ME

Felly: I WANNA BE ME ME ME

leeknow: OMG ITZYYYYY 

Felly: slay bestie! 

oldmanchan: whats going on in here?

seungtheman: they're singing again.

pizzaslice: oh lord.

Jisuck: shut up you stupid nacho chip

savagefetus: BAHAHHAHA

pizzaslice: JISUNG DO NOT START THIS AGAIN

dumbass went online

dumbass: OH LORD HELP HELP HELP

Jisuck: lmao

Felly: WHAT HAPPENED?

dumbass: ITS TERRIBLE

leeknow: boi what?

oldmanchan: hyunjin what did you do?

dumbass: I WOKE UP AND A VOLCANO APPEARED ON MY FUCKING LIP

dumbass: IT HURTS LIKE SHIT

seungtheman: damn bro

dumbass: IM DYING RN AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?

savagefetus: pop it 

Felly: PLEASE DON'T POP IT 

Felly: AND DON'T MESS WITH IT OR A WHOLE ARMY WILL APPEAR

dumbass: AKDJFLFLJLAHAAHHHHAHHLDFHKDHFFKJHE

leeknow: are you having a seizure?

oldmanchan: i think he is 

dumbass: YARRRRRRJRLJJLRL

Jisuck: wow im really sorry hyunjin 😔

pizzaslice: wow jisung being serious for once

Jisuck: ooo look theres two flies getting at it on my window

dumbass: WAAAAAAADHFKJHDKFDHF-

dumbass: wait what

Felly: ewww 

leeknow: JISUNG WHAT THE FUCK

seungtheman: kill them

pizzaslice: i take back what i said.

Jisuck: i swear i hear one making suspicious noises 

oldmanchan: jisung there is still a child in the chat.

savagefetus: i am literally not a child fuck you. 

Felly: no literally this child wrote very concerning fanfictions 

savagefetus: they aren't that bad!

Felly: bestie they all end with an earth shattering orgas-

oldmanchan: im going to stop you right there.

dumbass: ...

dumbass: AH FUCK MY LIP HURTS

Felly: NOOO ILL HELP YOU DONT TOUCH IT

dumbass: I POPPED IT AND IT HURTS WAAAHHHHH

Felly: OMG 

oldmanchan: GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

dumbass: HEEEJLLDJFLDFLJDLFJLKSJLFJLDGAHHHHDFLJ

Felly: AHHHHHHH

pizzaslice: ...

pizzaslice: sometimes i regret being a part of this chat.

seungtheman: same bestie but hey, its kind of fun



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