⇥ SONG WRITING PROCRASTINATION CLUB ⇤
[livy💜, conman😎, tessa]
livy💜
im bored
what r u guys doing
conman😎
crying
tessa
ur mum
conman😎
shes watching f1
livy💜
ur both boring
tessa
🖕
livy💜
wait did u text those guys again? the wrong number ones?
tessa
no???
conman😎
why not
it would be fun
livy💜
yes
and then i can live vicariously through u
tessa
okay...
but like what should i say?
i dont wanna sound weird
and it's already been 2 days
conman😎
u r weird tho
tessa
stfu
livy💜
idk ask them abt the pizza or smthn
tessa
......
okay
whatever
conman😎
tell us what they say
*******955
tessa
did u get ur pizzas
*******955
yes we did
is this teresa
tessa
*theresa
im extra like that
*******955
that is a stupid way to spell it
no offence
tessa
offence taken
after all i did to protect u from further harassment?
im wounded pierre
*******955
this is not pierre
he borrowed my phone to make the call
tessa
gasp
who am i talking to then?
*******955
charles
tessa
charles
fancy
have u been bullying pierre still?
charles
no we have not
tessa
....
i don't believe you
charles
i am offended
i would never hurt a hair on his head
nor verbally bully him
tessa
that phone call i had says otherwise
charles
that was friendly banter
tessa
uh huh
sure....😑
im afraid im going to need proof that pierre has not been verbally abused since the phone call
charles
are you serious?
tessa
ofc
i have a moral obligation to make sure he made it out last night unscathed
charles
oh my god
you are very dramatic
tessa
and u r stalling
did u murder pierre?
how dare you
i'll have u know i have a very good lawyer
charles
you are crazy woman
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charles added tessa
charles
this is everyone who was there last night
tessa
6 other people?!
u ordered enough pizza for 20
*******237
charles who the fuck did u add?
*******861
who is the stranger?
*******504
what r they talking abt?
Charles
this is theresa
the person on the phone last night
*******475
why is she in here?
*******028
why did u add her?
*******861
why would u add a stranger into the group chat?
tessa
you know, i am here
u could ask me
just a suggestion
charles
she wanted to know if pierre left unharmed last night
decided we murdered him
she threatened us with her lawyer
tessa
i do have a very good lawyer
charles
yes youve said
*******163
i admire her persistence
*******237
why would u think we murdered him?
tessa
idk
i just had a feeling
*******237
well that feeling was wrong
tessa
i'll decide that for myself, thanks
*******504
i am here theresa
and alive
thank you for checking on me though
*******237
see? not dead
tessa
how do i know its not one of u pretending to be him?
hmm?
i have a moral obligation to see that he is alive and safe
*******504
sent voice message
tessa
...okay
i believe you
you're not dead
pierre
glad to hear it
tessa
they didn't bully u anymore did they?
pierre
nope
a lawsuit seemed to be enough to scare them off
thanks for that by the way
tessa
no problem
i hate bullys 🙄
*******237
we're right here you know
tessa
okay who are you
you have been giving me so much attitude
time to put a name to the face
*******237
you don't know what i look like????
tessa
no but ive already created an image based off of ur personality
*******028
damn thats gotta be an ugly picture
*******237
oscar what the fuck
oscar
🤷♂️🤷♂️
his name is Lando btw
tessa
thank you
....
wait
lando
what
what's wrong with my name
tessa
WAIT
*******163
????
tessa
you
whats ur name
*******163
me?
tessa
yes
*******163
...daniel???
why?
tessa
omfg
ur kidding me right?
charles
explain??
tessa
....u guys dont drive for f1 right?
oscar
damn u figured it out quickly
*******861
i am impressed
my name is Carlos by the way
tessa
THE Carlos Sainz?!
carlos
yes that is me
tessa
oh my god
OH MY GOD
lando
bro u good?
charles
are you alright?
daniel
I think she's a bit shocked
*******475
is she okay?