Hello!
After sitting on it for years, finally managed to get around to publishing this insane story on Amazon's Kindle. Give it a look! It's literally less than a dollar (or free if you have KU).
I highly doubt you've ever read anything like this
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CLJ8ZXVW
Some of the reader reviews for the story:
"meant only for people with a near-crippling lack of sanity [...]"
"Thisis the best shitpost in book form that I have ever read and will ever read [...]"
"Do not expect this story to be serious, and it will make you laugh. It's basically a parody of everything lit-rpg related. Beginning is quite misleading as main character is trying to be a hero and have a small success, but it then goes quickly downhill from there"
Was tons of stuff I could edit or fix, but wanted to touch up as few things as possible as it is basically a capsule of insanity. I'm even proud of it a little, as horribly flawed as it is.
Who knows. If people like it enough, might consider writing a second short novel