Nanbaka Lyric pranks

Par -_Douma_-

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Ships include Seitarou x Hajime Uno x Jyugo Upa x Nico Kiji x Ruka Honey x Trois Rock x liang Samon x Rokur... Plus

#1 Red flags
#2 Last Friday night
#3 Slumber party
#5 Teeth
~This is Halloween~
Ew! (Kiji & Ruka)
Boss Bitch - Building 13
Partners in crime (Jyugo x Uno)
Guy.EXE (Cell 13 once again)
+Just a chat+ ('Last chapter')

#4 Mad hatter

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Par -_Douma_-

(I know the description said I would upload once a week, but I didn't ... SO I will upload an extra tomorrow can't say what time. But I will!) (ALSO, I may not check my grammar or spelling right now)

Everyone is online...

Honey: yall who do you think it hotter me or trois?

Trois: Honey ...

Tsukumo : what's this about?

Trois: some random called honey hideous and me handsome Infront of him know he is in dinile ...

Musashi : i love drama 

Hitoshi : ^

Kiji; ^

Ruka : ^

Honey ; WHATS YOUR GUYS ANWSER?

Hajime : You would be mad if i said 

Honey : ITS ME RIGHT?

Hajime : no

Seitarou : You both very pretty

Hajime ; What about me ?

Seitarou : you too

Hajime : Just pretty

Seitarou : What am i supposed to say ?

Hajime : ...

Yamato : Hajime was just wanting you to say he is handsomer then honey and trois!

Seitarou : oh!

Ahato ; hey wait...

Kenshiro: what?

Samon: What is it makeup bastard ?

Ahato : I'm not a makeup bastard I'm just wondering what cell 13 is up too.

Qi : its best if you don't bring them up...

Ahato : I just did 

Kiji : Slay bestie. 

Ahato : ;)

Kiji : ;)

Liang : Ruka you ok with this ?

Ruka : yes this is his bestie language 

Samon : what's a bestie language?

Ruka : something that weirdos do

Kiji : HEY 

Cell 13 is online ...

Upa: write your wills...

Seitarou: You haven't yet?

Rock: My friends don't walk, they run

Liang: ya because when your drunk you try eating them.

Samon: HE DOES WHAT?

Kenshiro: You're not one to talk, remember that time the guards all went to drink, and you got so drunk you crawled on the ceiling?                                  A/N - (Future story idea?!)

Kiji : That shit was so funny -

Samon: NO, ITS NOT

Hajime: The warden still laughs at it to this day. 

Uno : Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun~

Qi: is it actually?

Hitoshi: Oh, I LOVE rabbits~

Jyugo : Popping, popping balloons with guns.

Hajime: why do you have a gun?

Seitarou: Sir, they Arnt in their cells...

Upa: lol

Nico: Getting high off helium.

Trois: You always act like your high-

Honey: Kinda

Ahato : Be nice. 

Jyugo : We paint white roses red.

Uno: Each shade from a different person's head

Samon:?!

Kenshiro: how many roses did you paint?

Nico: This dream, dream is a killer.

Liang: Dreams can kill.

Samon: Child no, wait maybe?

Hitsoshi : MAYBE?!

Kenshiro : Building 7s supervisor Nijimasu Nanairo 

A/n - (Check the wiki, he doesn't appear in the anime, but he is one of my favorites~)

Seitarou : I will add him really quick...

A/N - (Sorry for so many but i haven't finished reading the web manga completely so his parts will be bad)

Hitoshi : yay~

Seitarou went offline...

Nico : Getting drunk with a blue caterpillar

Upa : Well don't

Uno : Cause I really hate being safe

Rock :The Normals, they make me afraid

Jyugo : The crazies, they make me feel sane

Kiji : You are crazy

Honey : lol

Nico : I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad

Upa : Why

Hitoshi : I Love nuts they are so yummy~

Hajime : Hitsoshi....

Hitoshi : ?

Ahato took a screen shot

Ruka : ayo-

Kiji took a screenshot

Everyone took a screenshot

Samon : I'm sorry this is to funny

Jyugo : The craziest friend that you've ever had

Tsukumo : Honestly .... ya

Rock : You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Liang : Well ya

Nico : Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

Hajime : They already know

Uno : Over the bend, entirely bonkers

Honey : Arnt you always

Seitarou is online ...

Seitarou : He is joining soon

Rock : You like me best when I'm off my rocker

Liang : What do you mean by that?

Nico : Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed

Uno : So what if I'm crazy? The best people are

Musashi : I can agree

Kenshiro : I mean sometimes 

Jyugo : All the best people are crazy , All the best people are

Nico : Where is my prescription?

Upa : DID YOU LOSE IT

Qi : BITCH YOU BETTER NOT

Liang : LANGUAGE

Samon : CHILDREN SHUSH!!!!!

Upa : ...

Liang : ...

Qi : ...

Nico : Doctor, doctor, please listen

Nico : My brain is scattered

Hitoshi : You ok?

Seitarou : Nanairo is joining right now

Nijimasu nanairo is online ...

Jyugo : You can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter

Nijimasu : Lol what

Seitarou : Please read the older messages

Nijimasu : Kk

Uno : I'm peeling the skin off my faceCause I really hate being safe

Honey : Great now your ugly

Trois : Honey ...

Nico : The Normals, they make me afraidThe crazies, they make me feel sane

Upa : Your never sane-

Ahato : I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad

Ruka : Huh?

Nijimasu : The craziest friend that you've ever had

Seitarou : What-?

Nijimasu : Private chat~

Seitarou : ...

Seitarou and Nijimasu are offline...

Samon : Dang Hajime did you see the '~'?

Hajime : Ya i can read...

Jyugo : You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Uno : Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

Yamato : HAHA I BARELY TALKED

Nico : Over the bend, entirely bonkers

Rock : You like me best when I'm off my rocker

Liang : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Hitoshi : He has a rocking chair ?

Kiji : PFFF-

Ahato : Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmedSo what if I'm crazy? The best people are

Jyugo : You think I'm crazy, you think I'm goneSo what if I'm crazy? All the best people are

Tsukumo : WhaTs goiING oN!?

Samon : No idea ;-;

Seitarou and Nijimasu are online...

Hajime : What did you talk about?

Seitarou : And I think you're crazy too, I know you're gone

Hajime : I am perfectly sane -

Samon : DOUBT

Kenshiro : DOUBT

Kiji : DOUBT 

Nijimasu : That's probably the reason that we get along

Kiji : You guys are friends?

Nico : I'm nuts, baby, I'm madthe craziest friend that you've ever had.

Upa : Yall speaking gibberish now...

Rock : You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Ahato : Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong 

Musashi: k

Rock: Over the bend, entirely bonkersYou like me best when I'm off my rocker

Samon: WAIT!

Samon: Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmedSo what if I'm crazy? The best people are

Hajime: Wtf?

Jyugo : All the best people are crazy. 

Nico: All the best people are. 

Rock: All the best people are crazy 

Uno: All the best people are.

Qi: So, in short you guys are all mental

Samon: Can't believe I didn't realize ...

Kiji : What?

Seitarou: It was a song. 

Nijimasu : I like this chaos ~ I'm staying. 

Ahato : Another one bites the dust~

Hajime: You all shut up and get back to your cells / work.

All: Fine...

Continuer la Lecture

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