Megadeth, nirvana and mayhem were touring in "bullet in your asshole" festival. Kurt cobain and dave grohl wanted some "privacy" and looked for empty janitor closet.
-kurt pookie this way~
*dave grohl said blushing *
-h-hi hi okay lord dave~
*kurt said giggiling and blushing *
Dave opend the door and pushed kurt against the wall while closing the door but the door wasant fully closet.
-ah lord dave fuck me
dave took out his condom what had jordan barrets face on it.
-hi hi gyat lord dave your so skipidi sigma~
Slowly, dave put condom on his 3.5 inches long dick and turned kurt around so his stocmath was against the wall
-hi hi lord dave your so sigma lvl 90 tyler turden
Dave gripped kurts gyat and inserted his 3.5 ling dick inside kurts ass
Kurt moaned and said
-omg lord dave you are better than varg the master!!
Then suddenly axal rose opend the door and did griddy in ohio and took pic of kurt and dave
-its ok kurt pookie lets rape axal
-w-what?!-
Axal said before dave took his troath into his hard grip and holdted him while kurt was undressing him.
-g-guys stop uwU!!! I-i'll delete the pic!!!
-no axal this is you punishmet
Dave said and slapped axals ass
Dave was raping axal while kurt jerking off from the view. Then varg vikernes opend the door and started to headbanging and playing freezing moon. Varg set the church on fire took a piece from the burning church and shoved it up axasal's ass and played the guitar
-guysss stapwwww!!!!
Axasal said
Then dave mustaine crashed into the closet while wearing a furry thong and a silver butt plug.
-let me strip for you guys~
Dave mustane said while looking at dave raping axsal, kurt jerking off and varg playing guitar.
-okay ill pay for u bbg
Varg said putting his guitar down
Then dave took the stripping bole from his asshole amd started to strip and sing "symthony of destuction"
Countrey love came into the room and stqrted shouting at kurt
-KURT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!??!?!?!??! IM LEAVING YOU!!!!!
Countery stormed off and kurt laughed
Afther 20 minutes of rapind and stripping they all got dressed and left axal crying on the floor
-lord dave im gonna go to sleep btw i love ur gyat
-okay kurt pookie see you twomorrow
Dave mustane and varg vikernes staryed dating and burning churces but varg stabbed dave mustane cause he came out as furry femboy gay guy. End of the story.
(Made as a joke!!!)