(Objects might be out of character, sorry for that)
Everyone
Barf Bag, Black Hole, Blocky, Coiny, Eraser and 4 others are online.
Blocky: frick
Blocky: what the frick
Blocky: frick dude???
Blocky: fricking what
Blocky: i swear im typing frick
Blocky: frick
Blocky: frick
Blocky: shirt
Blocky: fricking shirt isnt even allowed???
Blocky: the frick is happening
Barf Bag: Why is this low-key hilarious to watch?
stupid: because it is
Barf Bag: Taco why are you named stupid?
stupid: im not taco
Barf Bag: Oh..
fence: she's taco
stupid: gaty wtf
↷ Replying to stupid: im not taco
Barf Bag: I knew it.
Blocky: frick why the frick can i still not swear
Blocky: holy shirt dude this is srsly getting out of hand
Blocky: i mean what the frick this is ridiculous
Golf Ball: By continuing to swear despite the guidelines Four has set for us, you are just embarrassing yourself.
Blocky: what guidelines
Tennis Ball: Check settings, Four turned on censor swearing mode.
Eraser: thats lame :p
↷ Replying to Tennis Ball: Check settings, Four turned on censor swearing mode.
Coiny: that only applies to swearing right
Tennis Ball: At least I believe so.
Coiny: punhub
Coiny: gosh darn it it applies to that too
Coiny: darn it
Blocky: is darn it meant to be darn it
Blocky: ok it is
Blocky: can we get four online to turn this setting off or whatever
stupid: why are we awake at 3:38 am
fence: because we're sleep deprived
Eraser: anyone got an ouija board
Black Hole: I don't think we should mess with the spirits.
Blocky: lurker alert
Black Hole: Oh, hush.
↷ Replying to Eraser: anyone got an ouija board
Coiny: that sounds fun
Tennis Ball is now idle.
Black Hole: That does not sound fun.
Barf Bag: I agree with BH.
stupid: i kind of agree with BH
fence: i agree with BH
Blocky: I dont agree with BH
Blocky: also someone ping four or smth
Coiny: do it yourself??
Blocky: im not taking accountability
Golf Ball: Irresponsible.
Golf Ball is now idle.
Blocky: lurker alert two
Two is now online.
Two: Did someone call me?
Coiny: no
stupid: we just mentioned your name
Blocky: can tou ping four
Two: Uhhhhh, why??
Blocky: scroll up
Two: 👍
Eraser: anyone got an ouija board???
Black Hole: Please, Eraser, I advise against playing around with ghosts. It could end horribly.
Eraser: it wont
Barf Bag: It probably will, and you know that.
Eraser: bleh
fence: why'd you just mention our bfb team name
Eraser: didnt intend for that
Two: %Four
Two: %Four Get online, buddy.
Four is now online.
Four: What?
Blocky: pls pls pls pls turn off censor swearing mode or whatever its called
Blocky: it is fricking hell
Four: No.
Four has gone offline.
Blocky: FRICK NOOOOOOOOOOO
Two: Well, you shot your shot I guess..
Coiny: WAIT
Coiny: two are you an admin??
Two: Yes.
Blocky: DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN TURN OFF SWEARING MODE
Two: Hmmmmm... Let me give it a go!
Eraser: lets hope it works fellas
Coiny: yes
Barf Bag: Honestly don't see why not being able to swear is such a big issue.
stupid: they swear 24/7, to them it is the equivalent of the entire world burning down to ashes
fence: that was a very detailed explanation
stupid: it was necessary
Two: I can't. Only the owner can do that...
Blocky: FRICKKKKKKK
fence: %Two lets chat
Two: Here?
fence: dms
Two: Alrightly!
Two has gone offline.
fence has gone offline.
Black Hole: That was sudden.
stupid: just like this
Black Hole: What?
stupid has gone offline.
Black Hole: ...
Barf Bag: Guess I'm going to bed too, gn.
Barf Bag has gone offline.
Coiny: we are dropping like flies
Blocky: yeahhh
Eraser: i found an ouija board
Black Hole: Eraser. That could cause death..
Blocky: how are we meant to play anyways
Blocky: im not even at tpot grounds or whatever
Coiny: L + Ratio
Blocky: frick you
Blocky: motherfricking censor swears its such a fricking butch
Blocky: what an acthole
Blocky: fricking acthole not even butthole wth
Eraser: we could video call
Coiny: everyone in this group could join
Blocky: should we create a group for the EPIC DUES?
Blocky: FRICK I MEANT DUDE
Eraser: next time lets just video call here
Eraser: no ones awake at 3:45 am
Tennis Ball is no longer idle.
↷ Replying to Eraser: i found an ouija board
Tennis Ball: Where did you get that?
Blocky: forgot you were idle
Blocky: what were you doing anyways?
Tennis Ball: Stargazing, I forgot to turn my phone off.
Tennis Ball: Eraser, where did you get an ouija board?
Eraser: i found it on the ground while i was taking a stroll
Tennis Ball: Did you see a telescope nearby?
Eraser: yes
Tennis Ball: That belongs to Golf Ball and I.
Eraser: oh
Eraser: im jsut going to borrow it
Eraser: dont worry
Coiny: why do you own an ouija board
Tennis Ball: Experimental purposes.
↷ Replying to Eraser: im jsut going to borrow it
Tennis Ball: Don't break it, return it to us by tomorrow, okay?
Eraser: ok
Tennis Ball has gone offline.
Blocky: hes like gb but less intimidating and nerdy
Coiny: mayb because he is
Eraser: coiny meet up with me at the forest
Blocky: WHAT ABOUT ME DUDE
Eraser has started a video call (3:48AM).
Blocky: wow
Eraser: dude just join
Coiny: even im alr in
Eraser: you dont even need to join
Eraser: we can talk irl
Coiny: ok
Blocky: joined
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Blocky's POV
So here I was, awake at 3 in the morning on a video call with my friends to use an ouija board. Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life but then I remember I have no life.
"Dude, ask a question and we'll ask it to the ghost!" Eraser spoke, "Yeah!" Coiny added.
I placed my phone on the ground, "Hmmm" I thought.
"What's the ghost's name?" I asked, "What is your name?" Eraser repeated.
Eraser had his camera on so I could see what was happening, the planchette ( for those who don't know, a planchette is the movable indicator on the board) moved slowly. Going from 'J' to 'A' to 'C' and finally stopped at 'K'.
"Uhh, that's a weird name.." Coiny rubbed his chin. "What happened to you Jack? Jack, Jack-, Jack how d-"
"How many pickles can you shove up your ass?" Eraser intervened, earning a horrified look from Coiny and I.
The planchette moved again, "9?!" I yelled, my hand covering my mouth after realizing how loud I screamed.
"91?" Eraser laughed, "910??!?!?!!" Even though he wasn't visible on the screen, I could hear Eraser laughing uncontrollably as he rolled on the ground. "910 PICKLES???"
"Ahem," Immediately, Eraser went silent and so did Coiny.
"Uhhhh," Coiny picked up the phone and angled it the mysterious person who turned out to be Black Hole.
"I'm not here to lecture you about ghosts and the dangers they carry, I'm here to tell you that GB wants her board back."
"But TB said we could use it until tomorrow!" Eraser argued. I decided to stay silent, this was not my fight.
"Change of plans apparently, check the group chat for further information." And with that said, Black Hole left.
".. Next time we'll talk again, Jack." Eraser unwillingly picked the ouija board up. "Coiny help me bring this to GB."
"What?! You're on the same team as her." Coiny pouted. "Yeah, but that's my phone," Eraser pointed towards the camera as I awkwardly stared at both of them bickering.
In the end, Coiny ended convincing Eraser to go return the ouija board back to GB himself. It had been a solid 5-10 minutes, GB wasn't going to be very happy with the wait.
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Blocky's POV
Everyone
You: joined
Golf Ball is no longer idle.
Golf Ball: Eraser?
Golf Ball: %Eraser
Golf Ball: %Blocky
Golf Ball: %Coiny
Black Hole: What's wrong, GB?
Golf Ball: I need my ouija board back however none of them are responding.
Black Hole: They're in the forest, I could go there and inform them in real life.
Golf Ball: Thank you, BH.
Black Hole: If you don't mind, why do you need the board back?
Golf Ball: Well, Tennis Ball and I have found a shocking discovery and we believe the cause of it are ghosts or perhaps, spirits.
Black Hole: Wow, interesting. I'll go get them now.
Black Hole is now idle.
Eraser has ended the video call (4:12AM).
Black Hole is no longer idle.
Black Hole: Done.
Golf Ball: Thanks.
↷ Replying to Golf Ball: Well, Tennis Ball and I have found a shocking discovery and we believe the cause of it are ghosts or perhaps, spirits.
You: what did you discover
Golf Ball: Some sort of lump in the ground, we have conducted some experiments and our results conclude that ghosts may be the cause of it.
Eraser: real sciencey stuff
Golf Ball: You. What took you so long to return my ouija board back to me?
Eraser: nothing :)
Coiny: we had a stupid argument
You: i was there and can agree
You: it was so fricking stupid
You: frick i keep forgetting the swear words censor
Coiny: im going to bed
Coiny has gone offline.
Golf Ball is now idle.
You: shes idle like 7000 times a day
Eraser: her experiments are her life
Black Hole: I'm not talking much so might as well go offline.
Black Hole is has gone offline.
You: whats tb and gb doing rn
Eraser: wait im getting into prime spy postion
Eraser: they have really cool looking equipment set up
Eraser: tb went back to stargazing
Eraser: gb is still doing the experiment or whatever
You: hmm
Eraser: i wonder if im waking anyone up with the notifs
You: *we're
You: also if we are they would have woken up by now dumbact
You: frick dude
You: darn it
Eraser: cant even say darn it in goiky...
You: whta a shame...
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