Daki: Anyways now who's first~
Giyuu: Hmm who've you got most on?
Daki: Sanemi
Sanemi: .
Daki: Nvm he's unmuted hmm
Daki: DouKaza >:)
Sabito: Okay DouKaza it is
Sabito: Uhh
Sabito: You do it idk how
Daki: Okay :3
Daki: I was going to show some pictures but there are children here so nvm
Uzui: Aren't YOU a child...
Daki: Living for 100 years in the entertainment district makes you know things you probably shouldn't
Uzui: ..Point taken
Daki: ANYWAYS
Daki: You guys ask questions about them
Daki: Oh lemme just unmute everyone but those two
Kyo: Oop-
Sabito: Kk
@Daki unmuted 23 people
Daki: Literally Douma spamming my dms rn
Sabito: Akaza's spamming mine why the fuck
Sabito: I wasn't the one who decided this-
Daki: He's not about to yell at me and Nezuko tho
Sabito: Right
Daki: Okay!! Questions!!
Suma: Are they dating?
Daki: Obviously
Makio: Stop being stupid Suma
Uzui: WHO'S TOP AND WHO'S BOTTOM
Kyo: There's children here
Muichiro: I'm already 14 I'm not a child..
Kyo: Nezuko
Nez: 3:<
Daki: Douma's top, Akaza's bottom
Nez: Oohh
Daki: Oops
Nez: ?
Daki: Akaza's in my dms now
Sabito: Crazy
Makomo: Pet names??
Daki: ...
Mitsu<3: I bet they're cute :3
Shinobu: I agree
Obanai: Same
Daki: Ehmm
Daki: Honestly maybe we shouldn't say that one..
Koku: Oh.
Muzan: I agree on that, I really don't want to be reminded
Giyuu: Nahh
Genya: Huh?
Sanemi: I forgot he could read their minds
Sabito: LMAO BRO MUST BE TRAUMATIZED
Uzui: Imagine
Muzan: What's MORE I could not only hear it in my MIND I could hear it through the fucking walls.
Naki: I agree, it was an extremely long day.
Urokodaki: That's enough of watching for today-
@Urokodaki is offline
Zen: Can't blame him..
Sabito: Frfr
Daki: Ykw I'll drop one name simply because it's rare to see Master suffer
Muzan: DAKI.
Daki: I'm dead you can't do nothing about ittt~
Muzan: Fuck you stupid demons.
Tamayo: Such disrespect for your own followers.
Sabito: Why you say that every time-
Tamayo: Because it's a fact, no less.
Sabito: Truth
Daki: "Daddy" I think Akaza said that one
Nez: I'm not sure I want to know how you know that
Daki: Master said it was loud
Daki: And I have cameras placed all over the infinity fortress cuz Naki let me
Naki: Indeed
Daki: The beginning of the video was mostly kissing anyways so I didn't think much of it but I looked away for like two seconds and boom they were
Daki: Nvm
Nez: Oh
Tan: Please keep it more PG here TvT..
Daki: Sure whatever
Tan: Thank you!
Nez: Anyways
Genya: I don't understand though-
Muichiro: I do
Sanemi: WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU UNDERSTAND OR NOT.
UtaTsugikuni: What's happening?
Uzui: Why do the old people pop in most randomly but they were online the whole time
UtaTsugikuni: Private messages are easier to handle because the amount of texts is considerably less.
Uzui: Understandable
Genya: But why are they dating and kissing if he's going to call him father??
Daki: You sure HE'S not the 12 yr old -x-
Genya: I'm 16!!
Daki: Maybe he's like demons
Daki: Bro aged in years but not in appearance or mind
Tan: He did age in appearance :>
Daki: Oh
Inosuke: He's just stupid
Genya: Hey-
Muichiro: No he's not
Daki: What do YOU know what we mean boar guy??
Inosuke: For what
Daki: the pet name "Daddy"
Genya: Wait- Pet name? So.. is Douma Akaza's pet but he calls him father?? I'm confused
Sanemi: Stay confused
Kyo: I wasn't aware innocent people still existed ;-;
Uzui: Me neither tbh
Genya: WHY WON'T ANYONE EXPLAIN
Inosuke: Of course I understand!! I'm Lord Inosuke!!
Daki: Sure then explain
Muzan: I don't understand people
Koku: I don't either.
Yoriichi: Me neither..
Muzan: Don't agree with me
Yoriichi: Oh-
Inosuke: It means
Tan: No-
Uzui: Damn so Tanjiro knows but not Genya?
Uzui: I'm shocked. I'm fr like wtf-
Kyo: Idk anymore
Tan: T-T
Inosuke: AKAZA IS DATING IS DAD.
Inosuke: ME AND AKAZA ARE SIBLINGS.
Genya: Eww
Genya: Why would he date his father..
Sanemi: Ffs
Daki: No you're also stupid Inosuke you clearly don't know-
Inosuke: LIAR
Tan: Oh phew-
Nez: TwT
Kyo: Okay uhm moving on..
Giyuu: Honestly idk what to think of people anymore!
Shinobu: Same
Giyuu: Stfu
Obanai: Stfu
Mitsu<3: I'm confused the texts are coming in at light speed..
Mitsu<3: It's hard to keep up T-T
Nez: Sorryyy
Daki: Oops-
Obanai: EVERYONE TALK SLOWLY.
Kai: I almost forgot about this
Sabito: How do you forget about something that is so fucking active
Kai: I muted the gc bc I was trying to find some food
Kyo: ;-; okkayy maybe we should go on missions during the day time too
Kai: No give us some rest first
Koku: Where are you? I can get you some food if you haven't eaten yet
Kai: "s alright I found some
Makio: Wait so I have a question
Kai: Hm?
Makio: When you eat people..
Makio: do you eat ppl's dicks and/or pussys-
Tan: Makio.. T-T
Makio: ??
Makio: Oh I forgot you were here-
Koku: That's.. That's an interesting question
Nez: Fr
Kai: Yk when you say it like that
Kai: It makes eating people sound so sexual
Kyo: Honestly I don't want to know the answer
Makio: But I've been wondering- Like-
Sabito: I never thought about that
Sabito: Only thought how uncomfortable it would be to eat a person and like their hair got stuck in your throat or something
Gyu: Daki wondered that for a little when we first became demons
Daki: Shush
Gyu: :>
Sabito: Oh-
Giyuu: HELP I REMEMBER ME AND SABITO HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT THAT ONE NIGHT
Sabito: YOU STILL REMEMBER??
Giyuu: Ofc
Giyuu: I wondered 'bout clothes though
Giyuu: Do you eat the clothes too??
Koku: That's like asking if humans eat animal fur. No, not necessarily.
Giyuu: So you just like strip off the human..
Sanemi: Gay.
Koku: No-
Muzan: Oml
Shinobu: Imagine being a demon and-
Shinobu: Yk
Uzui: IMAGINE BEING A HORNY DEMON.
Muzan: That's it I'm out
Koku: Me too
Sabito: HELP
Kyo: Honestly
Makomo: Hm-
Tan: I don't really appreciate how this went from being a more PG groupchat to a more 18+ one..
Nez: It's kinda funny though
Genya: Only when you understand it ;-;
Nez: LMAO-
my sister almost seeing when I wrote dick smh 0 >0