3RD PERSON POV
Y/N: MIKASA NO!
*BAM*
Mikasa grabs the gun, wrestles it out of the man's hand before grabbing the man's other arm and judo slams him through a desk.
???: AAAHHH MY FUCKING HAND! K-KID I'LL STOP! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Mikasa: *ANGRY BABY NOISES*
Nolan: Holy shit- HEY CALM DOWN NOW KID-
Y/N: She's 3 years old.
Bradford:......She's 3? HUH?!
Mikasa: I WILL SAVE YOU ALL FROM BAD GUY!
She lifts the man up who screamed to be let go of before throwing him across the room and Nolan picks her up.
Mikasa: *happy* Papa did I do good?
Y/N: *sheepish* Mikasa there's a time when you defend yourself or let the proper authorities take care of it.
Nolan: Here's....your child? So what are you here exactly for again?
Y/N: I'd like to report domestic violence from anothe-
Lucy: What....IS THAT?'
Atantu: Y/N~
A portal opens and Atantu steps out, 11 feet height in full display as Y/N sighs and all the police officers in the place draw their guns immediately.
Atantu: Wanna go out with me and my mom and fu-
*BONK*
Atantu: OW!
Y/N: Go to horny jail. And my daughter is here Atantu.
Mikasa: Papa what did she say?
Y/N: Nothing.
Mikasa took off her ear muffs Y/N put on her, confused as he coughs.
Y/N: Some....grown up stuff. Does this count as public indecency though?
Lucy:.....So it's normal to have a......lizard like woman twice your size-
Y/N: Almost twice.
Lucy: Is this normal?
Y/N: Yeah.
*WHOOSH*
Y/N: And he's my dog.
Rover was even bigger than Atantu, laying on his side in the police station though his head perks up.
Y/N: Rover not now.
Rover: *WHINE*
Rover was whining, wanting belly rubs though one brave officer decides to rub his belly. He had a pleased expression on his face, and his leg twitched though kicked a hole in the wall that disappeared.
Y/N: He's big......but he's a lot nicer than almost all dogs out there unless you're a dumbass.
Wade:.....Good boy? I mean it's......strangely cute.
Rover: *leg twitching*
Atantu: Wanna go out?~
Y/N: We all know how that ends.
Atantu: It's not sexual harassment if you're fine with it everytime~
Y/N: Last time we did it we had to evacuate an entire city block.
Nolan: What do you mean you Um.....destroyed a city block when you know......did the deed with that- her?
Y/N: That's a very tame session. Cities had to be evacuated sometimes when she brings me to a random world. Usually she's rather........rough? I mean a regular person would die and be crushed under her but I ain't a regular human.
Mikasa: *NOM*
Mikasa chomps onto a sandwich, mowing it down as the police officers all stare at Y/N and he stares back.
Y/N: I'm from another world. That's all I'm saying. And Atantu here is horny as fuck every day.
Atantu: Mate~
Y/N: *sweating*
Nolan:......I don't know if this is a good thing or bad thing.
TWO PEOPLE IN SHOOTOUT ACROSS CITY-
Y/N: PERFECT JUST THE RIGHT EXCUSE!
Atantu: GET BACK HERE MATE!
They run through the concrete walls though they reform back and Rover rolls into a portal.
Wade:...Forget we saw anything. Just.....fuck it.
*WHOOSH*
Rover: ????
Nolan: Can you.....shrink?
Rover shrinks, multiple hands petting him as they sigh.
Lucy: Well this is one hell of a day.
Later
Y/N: Well you already have emotional abuse charges, restraining orders, harassment charges and now drive by shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder.....your court cases are getting pretty big-
Daniel: *growl* What the fuck is that feminood doing in this room-
Y/N: I am her lawyer and she will be suing you $80000 for car costs, damage to property, and medical expenses from your attack on her. And please don't refer to her as feminoid. You think you're an alpha.....but maybe you're saying that to compensate for your lack of experience and stamina-
He screams, pushing through the restraints holding him down while the woman shakily held onto Y/N.
Y/N: Don't worry I can just smack him down no problem. He ain't a threat. Plus you should lay down cause you're pretty injured.
Daniel: YOU LITTLE FUCKWAT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU AND YOUR SLUT I WILL-
A doctor shoves a sleeping mask onto his face, making him lose consciousness as Y/N had some files in his hand.
Logue/Emma: Papa is the bad guy down?
Y/N: He'll be facing a lot of punishments.
???: Thank you good sir-
Y/N: I'm 20.
???: *shock* 20?! You're very young for a lawyer!
Y/N: I am.....but I'm pretty good too.
Later
Shaun: You are not following the safety protocols at all-
Y/N: I know what I'm doing. Trust me.
He finishes the surgery, Y/N sowing up the man's chest at the speed of light before snapping his fingers.
HARMFUL BACTERIA AND GERMS KILLED
SUBJECT IS HEALTHY AND WILL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY
Y/N: I got powers of my own....and I can practically become a surgeon any time of my life. I understand the safety procedures and tools and equipment needed. I'm just making this quicker.
He disappears, leaving the doctor confused and clueless as he turns to the patient.
Shaun: Uh.......would you-
Later
Y/N: I mean I can be a surgeon too. Though because I'm like the most powerful human besides my creator in the entirety of everything.......I'm not sure what I should do.
Dad: I don't know all this power and multiverse stuff but.....maybe you can explore your powers or visit some gods?
Mom: There is bound to be something you can do.
???: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Y/N immediately flashes out only to find Rover chasing a criminal.
*WHISTLE*
Y/N: ROVER!
Mafia Member: Boss what do we do with the thief?
Y/N: Take him to the police station-
Nolan: Uh........
Mafia Member: Do we take them back to their world?
Y/N: I'll do it myself.
He jumps off the 3rd story, crashing onto the ground before opening a portal.
Y/N: How did you three get in here?
Bradford: Question is where are we?
Y/N: Another world, and yes I'm the son of the mafia boss here.
Lucy: Is that something to be proud of?
Y/N: It's just to prove you have no jurisdiction around here.
Nolan: So can we head back?
Y/N simply force pushes them through the portal, closing it before holding Logue, Mikasa, and Emma in his arms.
Y/N: Perhaps we should have some father daughter quality time just with us?
Kids: *happy* Yeah!
Next Chapter: Father-Daughter Bonding Time