It's night time and Stolas's palace is seen as a child calls out
Child: MOMMY! DADDY!
It then shows Stolas and Stella sleeping before being awoken
Stolas: Via is calling us Stella
Stella: You get up
Stolas gets up and puts his robe on while he walks into his daughter's room
Stolas: Via what troubles you my owlet
Octavia is then shown as a child as she runs up to her dad
Octavia: Daddy? Daddy, I had a dream, a really bad dream
Stolas: *yawn* A nightmare
Octavia: I was looking all over the palace and I couldn't find you anywhere. You weren't there
Stolas: There, there Via it's okay, you're okay. When you're scared and you don't know where I am. You must remember no matter what happens to me, I will never be far away from my special little Starfire
As Stolas finished his lullaby for Octavia she finally fell asleep
Timeskip
It then cuts to Octavia waking up hearing her mom's screams as she turns around her arm lands on someone
When she looked it was Dakota sleeping in nothing, but boxers
Dakota: Morning, Starlight~
Stella: *off-screen* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH AN IMP! IN OUR FUCKING BED!
Stolas: *off-screen* It was unexpected I didn't have time to go to a motel
Stella: *off-screen* A motel?! LIKE A FUCKING PLEBEIAN?!
Stella just continued to scream while Octavia put her earbuds in listening to her music while Dakota walks with her
In the kitchen Stella is seen yelling at Stolas and throws a imp at him
Stella: YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS ONE TOO!
Stolas: No! Of course not
Stella: You are a goddamn embarrassment. I'm not spending another moment at your pathetic IMP SUCKING FACE *screams*
As Dakota and Octavia get some cereal Stolas finally speaks to them
Stolas: Good morning Octavia did you sleep well my owlet and how was your sleep Dakota
Dakota: Minus the screaming it was good
Octavia: Is that a serious question
Stolas: Mm-hm what's that you're listening to
Octavia: This song is called "My world is burning down around me" it by "Fuck you dad" it's a band
Dakota: I actually met them once there not bad
Stolas: Oh... how charming
Octavia: Are you two done screaming at each other for the day
Stolas was about to answer before Stella yelled off screen again and Stolas had an idea
Stolas: You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of hell. Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land
Octavia: I'm not five anymore
Stolas: You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land. What do you say we go there again have a day. Just the two of us
Octavia: I rather kill myself
Stolas: There we go. Anything, but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security
Octavia: Security for a theme park
Stolas: We're rich and we're hot people want our money and our bodies
Octavia: Our money maybe
Dakota: I beg to differ Starlight~ *seductive growl*
Stolas: Speak for yourself princess. Now, I'm calling the only man who can F**k me
Octavia/Dakota: What?
Stolas: Who can protect me... us. Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable you know
It then cuts to Blitz who's in his office with office supplies looking like Moxxie and Millie
Blitz: *impersonating Millie* Oh, Blitz you're such a great boss
Blitz: *Impersonating Moxxie* Yeah I really want you sir
Blitz: *impersonating Millie* Me too
Blitz: Let's three way
Blitz then took them down below his desk most likely jerking himself off with them before his phone rings pissing him off
Blitz: WHAT?!
Stolas: Why hello my big dicked Blitzy
This caused Blitz, Octavia, and Dakota to spit out their drink
Blitz: WHAT!
Octavia/Dakota: THE
Blitz: FUCK!
Octavia/Dakota: Dad/Stolas
Stolas: Language! Everyone. I have a special request
Blitz: Ah, look I just had a chemical peel, so you're going to have to find some else's face to plant that feathered ass
Stolas: It's for my daughter
Blitz: Oh, well make sure she washes it
Stolas: No! No, no, no, no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us
Blitz: We're assassins not bodyguards okay. Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die
Stolas: I'll pay you~
Blitz: Pay me what?
Stolas: Money~
Blitz: Done!
Blitz then slammed his phone on the ground before grabbing a megaphone and calling Moxxie and Millie
Blitz: M&M get in here we're going to Loo Loo Land
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land
Millie: *crashed through door window* Loo Loo Land?!
Blitz: Loo Loo Land!
Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
It then shows a carnival called Loo Loo Land as Moxxie steps out of the I.M.P van with Stolas and Octavia stepping out and Dakota appearing in a pillar of fire
Dakota: So you ready for me to be your bodyguard starlight~
Octavia: Of course puppy~
As they walked in Blitz was telling Stolas that this was only work
Blitz: Now remember this is work and work only, me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs alright
Octavia: Hey dad do we have to...
Blitz: Okay, yeah hold on right there sweetie. If you try fucking my little ass in that park I swear to...
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious
Octavia: I'm literally going to be sick
Dakota: Agreed on that one
Moxxie: Oh crumbs I knew today would be a lot. What do you need? Anti-acids, Ibuprofen, Morphine
Octavia: That was figurative old man
Dakota: Chill out Mox
Moxxie: Oh yeah, but they said it was literal
Millie: Wow I haven't been to this place since I was a tot it hasn't changed a bit. Oh look it's Big Lovely
A dinosaur like animatronic is shown and screams
Moxxie: That is deeply upsetting
Millie: Oh come on it's fun. You never been here
Moxxie: No. Theme parks always disturbed me especially the mascots
Loo Loo: Well hi there
Moxxie: AAAH!
Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo welcome to Loo Loo Land if y'all get hurt here just try and sue us
Stolas: *gasps* Look, Via it's Loo Loo
Octavia: I have a question
Loo Loo: Well ask away little girly a huck huck huck
Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin off of Lucifer's Lu Lu World
Loo Loo: ...No
Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame
Stolas: *nervous laugh* Why don't we check out the rides
Dakota left with Stolas and Octavia while texting Lucifer
Dakota: I'm at Loo Loo Land should I burn it or have fun
Lucifer: Burn that shit to the ground! Either way you'll have fun
Dakota read the text and softly chuckled
Dakota: Well when he's right, he's right
Blitz is seen looking around the park with a sniper while Dakota stays close to Octavia
Stolas: You know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job Blitzy
Blitz: Save it bitch I'm working
Dakota/Octavia: You both need to get a room
Blitz: Hey I am not a day hooker
Another important look at Blitz with a disgusted look
Blitz: What I just said I'm not one prude
Stolas: *gasps* Look, Via you and Dakota use to cry such tears of joy at this show
Octavia/Dakota: Oh no/Oh fuck me
It shows a younger Octavia and Dakota as a crowd of kids pushed them closer to the stage seeing a robotic clown imp while Blitz is seen with clown makeup and a nose looking pissed
Blitz/Octavia/Dakota: I hate that fucking clown
Stolas: Oh, Blitzy I need my bodyguard please~
Blitz then aimed his sniper at one of the imps shooting him in the back of the head causing others to run away
The four of them walk into the tent with Dakota sitting on Octavia's left as Blitz carried Stolas and sat him on Octavia's right as she pulled the bag off of Stolas and the show started
Imp: Hey hey hey implings it's me the roboic Fizzarolli ship from Imp Ozzies factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land spelled with O's to avoid law suits. Hit it
As the song went on Octavia wanted it to end while Dakota looked dead inside
Stolas: *clapping* Oh hohohoho. How delightful
An imp with a dagger was about to stab Stolas until he was missing the upper part of his head due to Blitz
Stolas: Oh my what good aim you have Blitzy
Octavia: Ugh I can't do this anymore
Octavia then ran away with Dakota running with her and a worried Stolas
Stolas: Octavia!
As Dakota was chasing Octavia he noticed a box of green fire torches and easily flipped them against the tent he went out of burning it with the rest of the park
Dakota: ARSON!!!!!
Dakota then went back to find Octavia eventually walking into a fun house and seeing Stolas and Octavia have a conversation with each other, so he left them be and helped bring more chaos to the amusement park
While Blitz, Millie, and Moxxie were attacking robo fizz Dakota was walking around freezing , electrocuting, and burning the rest of the park while Stolas and Octavia left
Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?
Octavia: Oh, can we go to stylish occult they sell weird taxidermy there
Stolas: Hmm, okay?
Octavia: *laughs* Thanks dad you okay sometimes
Stolas: Thank you Via, thank you
A green mushroom cloud showed up in Loo Loo Land with Dakota taking a selfie with a text saying "Burned like the witches in 1692" as he sent it to Lucifer and posted it on his Sinstagram as Moxxie, Millie, and Blitz all flew out of the park face planting in front of Stolas
Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing sir
Blitz: Worth it that slutty toy clown had it coming
Hello everyone first I want to apologize for being away from this story for so long, but also THANK YOU for over 10k views honestly I never knew this story would get that many, until then guys, gals, and non-binary pals cya