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AFTER LUNCH AND BEING LITERALLY KICKED OUT OF THE ESTATE BY MY GRANDFATHER, (happens on the daily basis btw, don't worry) i headed back to the academy to meet up with the others and meet our new squad leader, a jonin, i heard.
as i walked through the classroom doors, all i saw was what looked to be that one goth dude from horton hears a who- "oh, never mind it's just you susuke. what's up emo."
he didn't spare me a glance, and just scoffed under his breath and went back to aggressively smouldering.
"WELL FUCK YOU THEN." i then stomped over to the nearest seat and sat down.
silence filled the air.
i can't do this.
i decided to crack my best joke😏😏
"hey susuke."
he sighed, annoyed. "what."
"did you hear about the chef who died?"
"no."
"he pasta away😹‼️"
"i hope you pasta away."
"what."
before i could commit my first homicide, i was cut off by the sound of the classroom door opening, revealing naruto.
his face contorted into one of disgust. "ayo, what y'all doin'? y/n why are you with this guy?!" he snapped and pointed an accusing finger at susuke.
susuke scoffed, "oh shut up you idiot. don't get any ideas."
i blinked in confusion, and looked between the two. "ideas? what kind of ideas?"
they both stayed silent, pausing at my words then turning their head away from me. they then spoke simultaneously, "...nothing."
before i could get to the bottom of this and be the true professor gadget i was born to be, a pretty girl with long pink a hair a cute green eyes walked in.
naruto immediately perked up and ran over to sakura with a red hue on his cheeks. "sakura!! hey!"
the two began to converse, and i found myself staring at the two. naruto, trying to desperately get sakura's attention, only for her to react in a negative way.
unknowingly to me, susuke stared me down as i continued gazing over at the other two. his stare felt knowing and suspicious. it made me feel accused or something.
i shot him a dwayne johnson eyebrow raise along with a nasty side eye. "what? why you staring? i know i'm pretty but damn-🙄"
"are you jealous?"
EXCUSE ME-
i blinked in surprise and confusion. "me? of what?" i pointed at myself, my eyebrows furrowed as i felt a bit threatened.
he gestured to naruto and sakura, who were still conversing. sakura being angry and naruto being... well, naruto.
i went a bit quiet and looked back at the two. i was silent for a long time, but eventually spoke, "...i always hated how perceptive you were, susuke."
his eyes widened for a split second, but recovered quickly and leaned into the table a bit, intrigued. "does that mean i'm right?"
i shook my head, "not really. i wouldn't describe it as jealousy, i rarely get jealous unless it's when i see you pulling all them bitches with that dumb smoulder."
he sweat dropped at my words, the way i immediately ruined the mood.
i looked down a bit, pursing my lips in a small smile. "it's more of confusion, actually."
"how so?"
i sighed, "i just don't get it. she's so mean to him. i never understood why naruto loves sakura like that. but he does."
he hummed quietly in response, not seeming bored at all with the conversation. and that's saying something for sasuke.
"i see naruto as a brother, and i see sakura as a really cool and intelligent girl. she was one of the top in the class, you know." i smiled, squinting my eyes as i thought.
"it's weird, i guess opposites like them really do attract, ya know?" i looked over at susuke, still smiling.
"opposites?" he repeated and i nodded.
"sakura is super intelligent and calm, whilst naruto is more on the 'act before think' kinda side. plus he's super hyper and charismatic." i pointed over to them, "see it now? their opposites. that's why i think when we're older, they're gonna grow up to be a good team."
he blinked in surprise, "when we're older? you've already started imagining the future of the team?"
i nodded, "you never know." shrugging, i sighed in exhaustion and leaned back on my seat.
"maybe your right, maybe they will make a good team. but..." i perked up as susuke trailed off. "what about us?"
he asked, gesturing to me and him. i shrugged, "who knows? but you gotta admit," i smiled, holding eye contact, "me and you are pretty much polar opposites too, right? maybe we'll make a cool duo." i joked, laughing a bit.
his black eyes went wide for a split second, and he quickly looked away, a small pink hue lacing his cheeks. "whatever, loser."
"HUHH." my jaw dropped as the man whore went back to his musty ass attitude.
i took note of his slightly red cheeks, thinking for a second on why that could possibly be...
oh yeah, i guess it is pretty warm in here. lol.
"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NARURO?!" the sound of sakura's scolding voice snapped me back to reality and i looked back up to see naruto standing atop a stool and placing a dusty chalk board eraser between the door and door frame.
"that's what he gets for being late! we've been here for ages!" naruto snickered smugly as he hopped off his stool.
"your asking for trouble!" sakura scolded, but i swear i could see her alter ego cheering behind her, probably saying something like: "cha! i love stuff like this!"
susuke scoffed, "our teachers a jonin. an elite ninja. you think he'd fall for that?"
"for the record," i started, "if this ends up in us getting beat up by our new teacher, i played no part in this."
everyone ignored me.
didn't like you guys anyway 😒
suddenly, a hand poked through the door and slid it open, revealing our new sensei who just got BAMBOOZLED.
actually though, the chalk board eraser fell right on his head, making his hair whiter then it already was.
yo this dude looks older then my grandfather 😦
at this point naruto was already busting out laughing, sakura was playing innocent, and susuke was just smouldering as per usual.
the old man- i mean our new sensei rubbed his chin, thinking deeply for a second. "my first impression on this group? your all a bunch of morons."
"OUCH." i looked offended, along with the others.
damn, truth hurts😔👎
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"alright, why don't you four introduce yourselves?" the teacher whose name we still don't know started.
he took us up to the rooftop of the academy and was leaning against the railing of the roof edges. the rest of us sitting on the staircase.
"introduce ourselves? well...what are we supposed to say?" sakura asked.
i wasn't paying attention for jack shit. i was low key just staring at my shoes and curling my toes in boredom.
that sounded really gross.
i swear i don't have a foot fetish.
don't sue me.
"things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, hobbies." the teacher listed, as naruto suggested he go first to show us how it's done.
"'me? i'm kakashi hatake." he introduced, pointing at himself. "things i like and things i hate? i don't feel like telling you that. my dreams for the future? never really thought about it. as for my hobbies? i have lots of hobbies."
"..."
"well that was totally useless." i deadpanned.
"fax." sakura agreed.
kakashi-sensei ignored us, and pointed at naruto. "you there, go first."
my eye twitched as i gave naruto a side eyes. i swear to god if this boy says another peep about how much he loved ramen i'm gonna-
"my name is naruto uzumaki! believe it! i like instant ramen in a cup—" FUCK.
naruto went on with that big grin of his whilst adjusting his headband. "oh! and i really like the ramen iruka-sensei and y/n get me at the ichiraku ramen shop! i hate the three minutes you have to wait when you poor the water in the ramen cup—"
i love him and all, but goddamn naruto if you love it that much you should really just marry a cup of noodles.
he went on, "and my dreams for the future is to become the greatest hokage! that way i'll be respected and looked up upon by the village!" aww, that's so sweet.
i smiled and pat naruto's shoulder encouragingly, before sakura began her introduction.
"my name is sakura haruno! what i like is..." her cheeks flushed red as she glanced at susuke, "i mean the person i like...! uh.. my hobby is... my dream for the future is...!!" she squealed in bashful, innocent love.
"so then what do you hate?" i asked, cutting off kakashi-sensei before he could ask the same.
"NARUTO!!"
"PFFT-" i slapped my hand over my mouth to desperately hold in my wheeze of laughter.
naruto on the other hand looked like he had just been told the world was ending.
"o-okay..." i wheezed, recovering from my ugly laughing. "yo emo it's your turn."
susuke gave me a nasty look.
yeah, something like that.
susuke went back to being all deep and mysterious (he looked severely autistic) and began his super amazing (corny as fuck) introduction.
"my name... is susuke...uchiha." why the hell is he speaking so slow??🤨
"i hate a lot of things. and i don't particularly like anything. what i have is not a dream, because i will make it a reality. i'm going to restore my clan, and destroy a certain someone."
"..."
"okay sussy-gay, you go do that." i deadpanned and he gave me a disgusted look.
'jeez! i hope he doesn't mean mean me!' naruto thought, quaking in his boots.
'susuke is so.... HOT!!' ayo what the fuck sakura🤨📸
"anyway guys, my turn," i snickered cockily and i pointed at myself.
"SO BASICALLY- what's up guys. names y/n ubuyashiki, i like training on taijutsu and studying biology. or just any kind of medical ninjutsu! i hate boring things, like susuke."
"excuse me-" i cut him off as he gave me a horrendous look.
i had a big grin on my face as i continued. "my plan for the future is to take over the ubuyashiki clan head position once my grandfather dips. i also plan on studying more on shinobi family heritages. my hobbies are studying shinobi history, different languages, cultures, and my family's own jutsu's!"
kakashi-sensei hummed for a second, staring me down. "interesting. i think it's safe to say your the most normal kid here." he smiled through his mask, eyes closed.
the rest of them all gave the teacher a look that said, 'that's what you think. spend 1 hour with this chick and you'll go crazy.'
"good, you all have different tastes and unique personalities. we'll have our first mission tomorrow." kakashi-sensei announced, to which naruto smiled brightly.
"cool! what kind of mission are we going to have?" he asked excitedly.
"it's a task the five of us we'll complete together. a survival exercise."
the three of them looked confused, as we had already done that kind of thing at the academy. me on the other hand? i just wasn't paying attention. i was busy staring at a ant crawling onto my hand.
guess i'm just... DiFfErEnT😏🥰🤡
"this is not like your previous training." kakashi-sensei stated. naruto perked up.
"what kind of training is it then?" weirdly enough, the white haired man began to laugh ominously. kinda creepy...😦
"ayo what the fu-" i looked him up and down as he laughed. is bro possessed??
"well, if i tell you the answer, your not going to like it," he snickered, waving his hand dismissively.
"try us," i snapped back.
YEAH TRY US OLD MAN🤬🤬‼️
"out of the twenty-eight graduates, only ten will actually graduate and be expected as genin. the other 18 will be weeded back to the academy. in other words, this is a make it or break it pass or fail test. the chance you'll fail is at least 66%."
naruto: '....!'
sakura: '....!'
susuke: '....!'
y/n: 'man i don't give a fuck🤨🤨??'
"see? told you you wouldn't like it." kakashi-sensei spoke snarkily. "i decide wether you pass or fail. be at the designated training spot at 5am," AIN'T NO WAY I'M WAKING UP THAT EARLY FOR THAT.
at this point i could basically hear everyone's panicked thoughts...
naruto: 'no way i'm being weeded out! people are gonna look up to me someday! believe it!'
sakura: 'if i fail, i'll be separated from susuke!! this is a trail of love!"
y/n: 'i wonder if lobsters really are mermaids to scorpions...🥱🤔'
susuke just looked constipated to be honest.
"dismissed." kakashi-sensei spoke whilst standing up. "oh, and skip breakfast tomorrow, or else...you'll throw up."
yeah, i'm not doing that.
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after that shit show we all went home to re-think life choices. not me though, i went home to eat.
i guess i'm just not like other girls🥰🤡🗣️🔥
the next morning, i got up early and ate a bomb ass breakfast 'cause i don't give a rats ass if i was told not too.
yolo guys.
eventually, like everyone else i arrived at the training spot whilst the sun was still rising.
naruto and sakura were half asleep, and i was currently eating a taiyaki. "morning fam." i greeted with a full mouth.
sakura perked up, "y/n! your gonna throw up! didn't you hear what kakashi-sensei said about eating breakfast?" she scolded as i shoved the whole thing in my mouth.
"mhmmmhmhmm!" i spoke, my voice muffled from all the food in my cheeks.
translation: 'girl i don't give a fuck what that old man has to say, he probably has dementia or something🙄‼️'
she sighed, "your just like naruto! you'll never change."
i swallowed my food and shrugged. "oh well. anyway, you guys hungry? i brought extra," i spoke, taking out three more taiyaki from my backpack.
they all perked up, and i could basically see the drool in their mouths.
regardless, they shook their heads, "nah, i don't wanna throw up..." naruto mumbled, the others agreeing.
"suit yourself." i said and sat down on the ground, placing my katana which i had attached to my back, onto the ground next to me. the long weapon was still sheathed and seemed to catch their eyes.
"woah! i didn't know you used a sword y/n!" sakura awed, staring at the sword.
"oh this old thing?" i laughed, picking up the sword and unsheathing it, revealing its pitch black shine that seemed to awe them all. "yeah, i'm never allowed to carry it around much till i become a genin."
susuke stared deeply into the pitch black metal, "that's a nichirin sword, isn't it?"
naruto looked at him, visibly confused. "nichi-what? what's that?"
susuke rolled his eyes, but regardless decided to explain. "it's rumoured to be a type of material used exclusively by the ubuyashiki family in their weapons. no one really knows anything about it, but they use it in their special jutsu's."
i nodded, "yup! pretty cool right?"
"is it true that they change colour?" susuke asked, genuinely curious as he stared at the black katana.
"of course." i stated, holding up the sword to give them a better look. "different colours have different meaning."
"really?! what does your your colour mean y/n?!" naruto asked excitedly, intrigued by this new information.
"yeah, what's 'black' supposed to mean, y/n?" sakura asked, crouching down to where y/n was sitting to get a better look at the sword.
there'd be rumours that the ubuyashiki swords are said to be the best of quality, and it was true.
sakura couldn't help but stare at the flawless weapon. it was as sharp as a guillotine, and as black as the night sky when the moon was hidden away behind the clouds. not a scratch was on it, yet it looked old and well used.
i couldn't help but purse my lips in discomfort when they asked the meaning behind the ebony colour. "unfortunately, it's not as pretty as the others."
they perked up, susuke furrowed his brows as he felt creeped out from my forced, pursed lip smile. "what do you mean?"
i gently ran my finger tips across the sword, feeling it's smooth and shiny material. "the colour of one's sword depends on the wielder. black is the least common, and that's probably a good thing." i sighed, resting my chin on the palm of my hand. my elbow on my knee.
"they say black is prejudice and full of misconceptions, as historically, every black sword wielder who held it lived a short life. black swords symbolize overcoming unfair limitations, meaning you'd probably do something great with yourself. regardless of that, all black nichirin sword holders are doomed to die young."
i explained, looking more bored then scared. i smiled, "but it's probably just superstition, you know?"
i'd be lying if i said they didn't look a little startled. "y-yeah... you'll be okay though, right y/n?" sakura asked, her face full of concern.
"AWWW, you worried about me pookie🥰⁉️"
her worry immediately vanished and her eye twitched in annoyance as she hit me over the head angrily, "SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!! DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!!"
"OW!! SAKURA JESUS CHRIST!!" i cried, rubbing the spot on my head she punched.
susuke sighed in annoyance. and what was that...? RELIEF...?
naruto looked the same. "anyway, where's our teacher?"
i shrugged, "dunno. he'll probably turn up soon."
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?!?" i shouted out to the world so loud it echoed back.
sakura sighed, "i have a feeling it's gonna be like this for the rest of our time with him."
"fax." naruto and susuke nodded simultaneously.
after what felt like another 2000 years, the masked geezer finally showed up. "good morning everyone."
"HEY!! YOUR LATE!" sakura and naruto yelled simultaneously.
"sorry, i had to take the long way 'cause a black cat crossed my path." kakashi-sensei smiled, as if he didn't care.
and he most definitely didn't.
naruto and sakura growled in anger.
furies much🤨📸?
"well, let's get started," kakashi-sensei spoke, walking over to a stump in the ground and placing a clock on top, "this is set for noon. your assignment is simple, take these bells from me before the time runs out. that's all there is to it." he explained, pulling out two mettle bells to which rang at the slightest movement he made.
"if you don't complete the task before noon, you'll go without lunch, and be tied to those stumps and watch me eat my lunch." HOLY FUCK NOW THATS JUST EVIL.
as if it was the work of god, the three teammates of mine had their stomachs growl, silently cursing our teacher in our head.
i barked out a laugh at the sound of their stomachs, "lol, can't relate."
"SHUT UP Y/N!!" sakura and naruto yelled.
rude much?
"you mad cause i'm right." they rolled their eyes and brushed me off. like fam it ain't my fault you chose to not eat🤨
survival 101: don't starve yourself kids🗣️🔥🔥‼️
"hang on!" sakura perked up, eye wide, "there's only two bells, but 4 of us!"
kakashi-sensei nodded in understanding, "your right. giving that, at least 2 of you lot are gonna end up tied to those posts, and being sent back to the academy. then again, that could very well be all of you."
...
wow, i hate this guy.
"you can use any weapons, including shuriken." i perked up at his words, and grinned happily as i adjusted the sword attached to my back. "you must be prepared to kill me—" already plan on it."or you won't be able to take the bells." noted.
sakura spoke up, clearly worried and concerned. "but those weapons are too dangerous, sensei!"
aww, she's so cute!
honestly, who couldn't love sakura?
susuke, maybe. one of the many reasons i hate him.
anyway, one thing led to another (i have no idea what happened, i wasn't listening) and kakashi-sensei managed to already tick off naruto, earning him an attack from the short blonde boy.
naruto jumped at kakashi-sensei with a kunai in hand, but failed miserably as the white haired man reflected his attack, and actually managed to flip it around. the kunai now facing the back of naruto's neck as kakashi-sensei had him in his grasp.
"don't be in such a hurry. i didn't say start yet." he spoke calmly, almost amused.
we all took a step back as he released naruto. "but, i've gotta hand it to you. you did come at me with the intent to kill, so how do i say this? i'm actually starting to like you guys."
SOUNDS FAKE FEELS FAKE.
"now get ready," he warned, starting the timer. "and... start!"
we vanished off into the woods at his word, each going our separate ways. me personally? i would of suggested we used teamwork, why else would we be put in a squad like this?
but, obviously, i know that will never work.
susuke's too prideful, naruto is also too prideful, and sakura would rather die then work with me since i'm not her beloved susuke.
if i was to be smart about this (very rare action btw😨) i would first see how any of the other three approach this scenario.
why? because i know nothing about my opponent. as mean as it sounds, i'll use them to gather basic knowledge on kakashi-sensei's fighting style.
i quickly jumped into a tree, sitting on one of the branches and immediately used the chakra suppression technique. this ninjutsu allows its user to suppress their own or even their allies' chakra to the point that it becomes completely undetectable. this makes it impossible for even sensor type shinobi to track my chakra, including this teacher of mine.
from where i sat, i had a clear view of the clear field before me, watching as naruto was the first to step up to the task of making a move on kakashi-sensei.
a couple of minutes passed and it didn't go well for him, as you could imagine. i heard and saw a few things. naruto shouting, some splashing water from his shit load of shadow clones—
i also heard naruto yelling something about how he was hungry and couldn't fight well without food or something but i was too preoccupied on analyzing kakashi-sensei's way of combat to care much.
don't worry, i'll help him out later, considering after one thing led to another, he was now tied up in a tree; dangling by his ankle from a rope.
there was several things i took into account about our teachers way of thinking and fighting. for starters...
1. he's extremely fast, but i'm confident i can overcome that.
2. i can already tell from his physical build and movements, he relies on mostly ninjutsu when fighting. regardless of that, he's clearly well in taijutsu as well, and i doubt he'll be using much ninjutsu on us, as he sees us as just some kids he can easily beat.
i'm flexible, better then the average kunoichi. it could be difficult, but i'm positive i can one up him at combat if i manage to catch him off guard.
3. he's a pervert.
as unimportant as the last category sounds, it'll serve as useful when it comes down to acting on my plan.
once i confirmed kakashi had left, i took out my katana from its sheath on my back. the inky black colour reflecting in the sun light.
i jumped off the tall tree and made my way to the field, where naruto was still dangling from a loner tree in the clearing.
my sword resting on my shoulder, i walked over whilst barking out laughter. "looking great, whiskers!"
once noticing me, he growled in response. "shut up y/n!" he whined, dangling around in the air like a fish on a rod. though quit when realized time was running out, and grinned cheekily, "get me down from here! don't worry, i'll be sure to get me and you those bells! that way me and you will pass together!"
aww, how sweet.
i smiled in response, "fine, but on one condition."
he paused, curious. "what?"
"we work together." i deadpanned, "you know? teamwork?"
he looked as if i just spoke another language. "no way! i'm gonna be hokage one day! i have todo this on my own!" he argued, like a stubborn child.
"then i'm not helping you. what's the point in that if you aren't gonna do it for me in return?" sighing, i turned away and began walking off. "you know i love you naruto, but this is how it works in the shinobi world. good luck."
and with that i vanished into thin air, off to find the others to offer my hand in teamwork. though, i already knew their answers, i was determined.
i ignored the sounds of naruto yelling my name, begging me to come back.
"Y/N!! YOU TRAITOR—" i tuned out the sound of his screeches, wandering the training ground and forest in search of the others whilst i whistled a tune, muttering the words to a small song.
"out of touch in harmony, designer drugs from dead end streets- AYO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU." i froze in my tracks, cutting off the lyrics to my song as i came
across— probably the best thing i've seen all day.
it was susuke, buried deep into the ground with merely his head popping out. i slapped my hand over my mouth to desperately hold in my cackles as his cheeks went slightly red, and he looked away in embarrassment.
"oh shut up, you moron... just help me get out of here." he grumbled, refusing eye contact.
i gave him a nasty dwayne johnson eyebrow raise. "yo... you want MY help? and here i thought you were to much of a prideful prick to ever-😒"
i was cut off by the sound of sakura's terrified scream echo through the forest. looks like kakashi got her.
i sighed, and crouched down next to susuke's head peeking out the ground, to get a better look at how pathetic he looked.
"listen up, if you want me to help you, you have to help me in return. team up with me, and i'm sure we can get those bel-" he cut me off.
MOTHERFUCKER.
"no way! why would i team up with you? i almost got the bells. i don't need your help." he hissed, eyes narrow as if he felt threatened and looked down upon at the mere suggestion at working together.
i clicked my tongue in annoyance, and stood up. "fine, you can stay like that then." i flipped him off as i vanished into the air just as i did with naruto, leaving him to bask in his own failure.
what a prideful prick he is.
it was safe to assume that after that pathetic attempt at working with my teammates, sakura would most definitely never work with me, after knowing i left her love, susuke, like that.
i groaned, gripping my sword handle tight, "welp, you know what they say. if you want something done, you do it yourself."
and with that i vanished into the trees in search of my slippery new sensei.
of course, that didn't take long, all i had todo was wait for him to find me.
"and here i thought you were off laughing at your friends failed attempts." i heard his voice from behind me, and i wasn't surprised that he found me, as i went back into the clearing out of the forest.
"can't deny i did." i grinned, laughing softly as i tapped my sword on my shoulder, facing my body his way.
my eyes landed on the orange book in his hand, the cover resembling a man chasing a lady in a skin-tight red dress. i knew what the book was. and no, i don't read nasty stuff like that, but i've seen it around, eventually got curious, checked it out, and immediately regretted it.
my nose scrunched up in discomfort, remembering the material inside.
what a nightmare.
i looked back up, my sharp cat-like eyes meeting his as my lips curved into a mischievous smirk, somehow insinuating something dirty. "let's get this over with, shall we, sensei?"
he narrowed his eyes as his guard went up, pondering on why i was looking at him with such playful malice. "agreed."
the air went tense, silence filled the area as the only thing going through our ears was the soft sound of the wind that seemed to pick up.
our eyes never left one another, the glaring never stopped, not even to blink. his suspicious and slightly alarmed look gazing at my playfully sharp ones.
"..."
i gripped my sword tightly in my hand, then without a sound i pounced straight at him with the intent to kill, like he talked about.
he didn't panic, barely batted an eye as he grabbed my arm and deflected the attack, only to....
fail.
his eyes went wide as i went disappeared into a white cloud of smoke. his mind didn't hesitate to start racing, 'shadow clone...!!'
he immediately whipped his head behind him, but was too late. the real me popped up from behind him, and just barely managed to grab the orange book in his hand the second his composure faltered.
swiftly snatching the book away from his grasp, i kicked off the ground to get far away from him; hopping into a tree a safe distance away, as i looked down at him with a wide and cruel grin. "so this is what you read, is it, sensei?"
his eye twitched in embarrassment and panic, his face flaring up in embarrassment. he stumbled over his words, trying desperately to come up with an excuse. "n-no!! it's not like that-"
"it's exactly like that." i cut him off. "and i'll prove it."
somehow my grin seemed to grow wider then it already was, as i flipped to a random page of the book titled 'icha icha paradise', and began reading aloud.
" 'he sped up his pace— somehow the more time passed on, the more tears fell down her soft cheeks from the intense overstim-' "
"STOP IT!!!" he yelled desperately, face redder then a tomato as he leaped at me, trying to grab his book back.
i barked out a laugh as i dodged all his attempts. i succeeded in destroying his composure. he was slightly shaking, which explained his sloppy moves. not only that but he was sweating profusely, continuing to be humiliated by his own student. and a girl at that.
"hardcore stuff, sensei! shall i read more?" i cackled, almost sadistic like as i continued to dodge his messy and shaky hands trying to grab his dirty item back.
he glared harshly, though it was hard to take him seriously, as he resembled a flustered puppy.
cute.
"i—i—i read it for the story and plot!!" he argued further, trying to cover up the shameful truth of his dirty desires.
"the only 'plot' is porn." i teased, smiling mockingly, and almost seductively. "don't be silly, sensei. you don't have to hide it from me. i already know, so why don't you just admit it?"
he seemed to sweat more, and almost looked like fainting from how much blood was rushing to his face. "i have no idea what your talking about!!"
i snickered at his attempt to play dumb, "really? admit it. admit that you really are just a poor, touch starved, perverted man. and then i might give it back. you can do it! after all, your nothing but a hound dog."
he practically had steam coming out of his ears. i truly think he was about to faint, as he trembled in utter shame. "y-y/n... you wouldn't-"
i began reading aloud once more, "'she choked and gagged, breathing heavily as if-' "
"OKAY, OKAY, FINE!!! JUST STOP!!" he cut me off, begging desperately. i sneered, raising a brow expectingly.
he took a deep breath, his breathing heavy and uneven. panicked, by far. "i-i'm..." he gulped, his adams apple bobbing up through the black mask covering his neck as he swolloed his saliva nervously. "...i'm a t-touch starved per-"
he froze, cut off by the sudden loud cackles of mine. he blinked, confused as to why i interrupted him. he was giving me what i asked for? why was i screwing with him like that?
was probably what he was thinking.
i held my stomach tightly, tears of laughter prickling from my eyes, "JESUS CHRIST, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY IT!!"
"..."
"...huh?"
i sighed, content with how things played out. i wiped my tears with a smile as i slowly approached him again, standing in front of my pathetic and flustered looking jonin of a sensei.
i handed him his book, smiling as if nothing happened. "here you go."
the masked man blinked in complete confusion, and hesitated to take the novel back. "why did you...—"
i chuckled, tilting my head as i never broke our eye contact. "come on teach, i'm not that cruel. i wouldn't embarrass you that bad." suddenly, without any kind of warning, i went onto my tip-toes and leaned in to quickly peck his cheek in a soft kiss.
he was quick to stiffen. it's like i said, he's beyond touch starved looking. the slightest kind of gentle and non-threatening contact could make him quiver.
ha, what a virgin.
i backed away in a couple steps as i finished, "besides, i got what i wanted." my teasing voice was accompanied with the sound of bells rattling.
i held up the two bells infront of his face, which i had snatched during some point of our little chase.
if he didn't have that mask on, i could of swore his jaw was dropped.
i hummed in contentment as i put the bells safely into my pocket. "i win."
"i... i-" he stuttered out in shock. 'what was up with this kid? first she screws with my head, making me a mess of untrust and discomfort, then gives me her gentle touch; which completely contradicts everything she made me feel before. then, beats me at my own damn game? what the hell?'
after what felt like forever, finally seeming to relax a little, kakashi-sensei sighed. "fine, you win. good job."
i snickered, "hah! i know!"
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— extra ::
— (slang.) "hound dog" : a promiscuous man.
— the song y/n was humming was 'sex, drugs, etc.' by 'beach weather.'
— susuke has always been extremely fascinated with the ubuyashiki clan, which is why he knew it was a nichirin sword at first glance. of course, he'd never admit that to y/n. he's too prideful.
— when kakashi said y/n was the most 'normal' out of the group, he meant that she sounded to be the most promising out of the four. he was a bit surprised at her apparent fascination in shinobi history, and especially medical ninjutsu.
if the others weren't there, he most definitely would of asked her more questions on her introduction.
— y/n is low key a sadist...😦