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— in which jude freaks the fuck
out because elena basically
calls him fit.
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Elena Hamilton Answers the Webs Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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INTRO
"Hi! I'm Elena Hamilton and this is my Wired Autocomplete Interview."
Autocomplete suggests the most common searches on the internet.
"What? Bro I can't believe people actually wanna know all this stuff about me."
So WIRED asked Elena some of the internets burning questions.
END OF INTRO
"What does Elena Hamilton do?"
"Not much to be fair, I'm a very lazy person. But I have released two albums - and third one is on its way. Oh! And I do a bit of acting as well."
"What is Elena Hamilton famous for?"
"I'd probably say my singing career over my acting career. My songs are far more popular than any character I've played to be honest."
"What is Elena Hamilton's favourite colour?"
"Bit random but okay. Its definitely blue, I've just always loved that colour. You can tell because I'm wearing my favourite blue jacket right now."
"What does Elena Hamilton do in her free time?"
"Erm, I usually write a lot of songs. Something can happen just randomly and I'm already thinking of a pre-chorus for it. Or I'll hang out with my friends. I love seeing my friends, it's like my favourite part of the week!"
"But if I really want a relaxing day off - like just to myself - then I'll usually listen to music and think about life. I'll probably end up staring at a wall for like an hour or so until I eventually get bored and listen to more music."
"What inspires Elena Hamilton most?"
"My reflection."
"What is Elena Hamilton favourite song?"
"I'm having an obsession with Novocane by Frank Ocean at the minute ever since I saw an edit of me with it on my ForYouPage. Oh and that edit ate by the way, I was kicking my feet watching that."
"And then my favourite song I've ever wrote is a tie between Style and Getaway Car. No joke they make me just wanna levitate into space. Call it self love, I don't care. I knew rent was due when I wrote those two bangers."
"What is Elena Hamilton's love language?"
"Now that's a very random question. I don't know actually. Maybe touch, I guess I'm always hugging the people I love or touching them in some weird way. Get your head out of the gutter, I don't mean like that. I'm not really good with words you see, unless I'm insulting someone."
"What genre does Elena Hamilton sing?"
"Angsty teenage girl."
"What is Elena Hamilton's favourite movie?"
"It's definitely The Mummy. The original one from the 90's. The first two Mummy films have a special place in my heart. Like for real. But I pretend that the third one doesn't exist."
"Who is Elena Hamilton?"
"Well my friends call me a rat, my father call me stupid, my haters call me annoying, and my fans call me beautiful. So I have no idea."
"Who is Elena Hamilton dating?"
"No one. I am a single pringle who will decide when she is ready to mingle. But, of course, if Michael B Jordan is ever down for a controversially young girlfriend then I'm always here."
"Who are Elena Hamilton's siblings?"
"Sadly, I don't have any siblings at all. My mother died whilst giving birth to me and my father hasn't tried for another one since - or to settle down for that matter."
"Lol that turned dark fast."
"Who are Elena Hamilton's friends?"
"I have a lot actually. Not to brag. I'd say I'm probs the closest with Lottie Cortez, Olivia Rodrigo, and Emily Styles. But I'm close with a lot of people."
"Who does Elena Hamilton look up to?"
"Pretty much everyone; Im only 5'7."
"Who does Elena Hamilton hate?"
"A lot of people. I'm not a people person at all, they all just annoy me. So you're lucky if you're even in my good books the first time I meet you."
"Is Elena Hamilton related to Lewis Hamilton?"
"No."
"I'm joking, he's my dad. He's on sale right now though because he didn't make me my morning coffee yesterday, if you want him just DM me on insta. Guaranteed I probably won't answer."
"Is Elena Hamiltom alive."
"Hopefully not."
"Is Elena Hamilton indestructible?"
"No, unfortunately I'm not. I don't think anyone is. But I have the mindset that I definitely am. Which basically translates to me saying that I'm extremely cocky. So yeah, don't cry online if I tweet about me being better than everyone else. I'll only be in my main character mindset."
"Is Elena Hamilton gay?"
"I don't know what I am. I've only ever dated men, but I've had a few nights with women as well. But dating a woman has just never occurred to me. So I'm still questioning right now, I'll get back to you when I figure myself out."
"But please don't make this stop you from making edits of me. I love them all - they don't make me uncomfortable. Please continue!"
"Is Elena Hamilton quitting acting?"
"No I'm not and never will. I'm just taking a short break because my newest album is bring released soon which means that I'll be going on tour pretty soon as well."
"Is Elena Hamilton mean to her fans?"
"I am sick of getting asked this. I have a very dry sense of humour that could come off as very rude, but by no means am I at all. I love and cherish my fans with my whole heart. The only time I could come across as rude to them is if they comment things I don't personally agree with or if they start making up rumours about me. That's when I draw the line. But as a whole I respect my fans pretty much more than I respect myself."
"Is Elena Hamilton scared of spiders?"
"Yes, I am petrified of them. It doesn't matter how small or how big they are. Even if they're so small you can barely even see them. I'm still terrified."
"Is Elena Hamilton addicted to alcohol?"
"No comment."
"Is Elena Hamilton real?"
"No."
"Is Elena Hamilton British?"
"Yes."
"Who does Elena Hamilton look like?"
"Myself? I don't know. I've been told many times I look a lot like my father, but I take offence to that because his forehead travels back centuries.... I'm not sure if I look like a celebrity though."
"Who is Elena Hamilton's celebrity crush?"
"I have a new celebrity crush every week because it constantly changes. Right now I'd probably say it's Chad from High School Musical. I rewatched the movies the other day with Emily and my obsession has come back."
"Oh, and then there's also this football player. But I'm sure you can all figure out who that is."
"How old was Elena Hamilton when she started acting?"
"I was like ten or eleven. Can't remember."
"How did Elena Hamiltom become famous?"
"I feel like I became World-Wide-famous after the release of my second album. Like ever since then everyone knows who I am before I was just kind of known for Stranger Things which only gave me attention every two years."
"However I've also been told by boys that I'm only famous for my looks. I've never really understood how that's supposed be an insult but it's okay. At least they know I'm pretty."
"How old is Elena Hamilton?"
"Nineteen as of last December; I turn twenty this year. I actually turn twenty very soon. God that's scary to think about."
"How many songs has Elena Hamilton released?"
"Too many to count."
"How can I meet Elena Hamilton?"
"After shows I tend to come and talk to fans, that's usually the most I interact with them. I also don't mind meeting fans out on the streets and taking photos with them, even if I'm in a rush I always try and get through everyone."
"But what I don't respected is if I'm being followed; that's a lack of privacy and I'm not for it. If I know you're following me I will blatantly just ignore you, and yet if you continue to disrespect me I will say something. I'm not afraid to protect myself."
"How many languages does Elena Hamilton speak?"
"I am completely fluent in English and French. And I know a bit of Italian."
"How is Elena Hamilton?"
"I'm doing good. Not the best, but I'm good."
"Does Elena Hamilton have a boyfriend?"
"Unfortunately, no."
"Does Elena Hamilton have a Disney Crush?"
"That's such a random question bro."
"My top three Disney Channel crushes will forever be: Chad Danforth, Max Russo and Jack Brewer. I love them three boys with my whole heart, like no joke. Younger me went feral whenever they popped up on my screen. And my top princes are: Flynn Ryder, Aladdin and Prince Naveen. It's been them three since I was a little girl and it's not changing anytime soon."
"Does Elena Hamilton believe in love?"
"If it's the right person yes. Though I'm telling you right now that if Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively ever break up then I'm done believing in love."
"Does Elena Hamilton like the fanfics being wrote about her?"
"I honestly don't care. I obviously don't read them because that would be very weird. I don't have any problems with them at all."
"Does Elena Hamilton dance?"
"Yes. I do all styles of dance, however my fortes are definitely: Jazz and Hip-Hop. I'm not bad at lyrical but I prefer to dance contemporary, it's just better for me."
"Does Elena Hamilton go out with Jude Bellingham?"
"I knew this one would pop up. Erm- No! I don't! We've never even met before. Although I have to admit, he's a very good looking lad. I'm not mad about being shipped with him to be honest."
OUTRO
"Well there you go, that's all there is to know about me. Thank you for asking, because now I know to never agree to come to one of these ever again."
END OF VIDEO
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YOU RECEIVED A NEW
ATTACHMENT FROM
THE GROUP!
GROUPCHAT
"taylor swift 🔛🔝"
rice cake [ declan ]
mount everest [ mason ]
jack jack [ jack ]
meek meals [ marcus ]
roadman eminem [ phil ]
man u hater [ jadon ]
infant [ jude ]
starboy [ bukayo ]
best defender [ trent ]
sexy dom [dominik]
j lingz [ jesse ]
rice cake
*sent 1 attachment video*
there you go jude!
enjoy xx
mount everest
ur gonna kill the kid😭😭
rice cake
oh well
read
[ 11 minutes later ]
jack jack
is he dead
roadman eminem
he has to be
he hasn't been active for over 10
mins
he's always on his phone
starboy
jude???
jude???
JUDE???
infant is typing...
best defender
HES ALIVE!!
j lingz
shame 😙
man u hater
what did u even send??
cba to watch it
rice cake
a clip of elena hamilton saying that
jude was fit
man u hater
oh ffs 😭
j lingz
this kid has been typing for days
sexy dom
fr
i'm getting concerned...
best defender
jude?
u there mate💀
infant
OMFG STOP MO WAY IVE LOVED
HER FOR NEARLY A DECADE NAH
I DONT BELIEVE IT OMGGG SHE
THINKS IM FIT LIKE I THOUGHT
I HAD NO CHANCE STOP SHES SO
LENG ID ACC DOUBLE SMASH
HER ANYDAY OF THE WEEK CUZ
ID DO ANYTHING FOR HER IDC
IF U CALL ME A SIMP CUZ I AM
LIKE THIS GIRL GOT ME KICKING
MY FEET AND BLUSHING AND ALL
THAT CRINGE SHIT I CANT IM
DOWN SO BAD AMD IVE NEVER
EVEN MET HER BEFORE HELP ME
IM GIGGLING SO HARD RN JOBE
IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM AN
IDIOT OR SOME SHIT😫😫😫
sexy dom screenshotted this chat!
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mount everest screenshotted this chat!
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jack jack screenshotted this chat!
rice cake screenshotted this chat!
best defender screenshotted this chat!
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jack jack
ain't no way
meek meals
bro what
js turned up and jude is practising
for his english gcse's????
someone bullet point it out for me
thanks🤗🤗
ain't no way im reading all that
rice cake
• jude is in shock about the elena
hamilton calling him fit
• he is obsessed with elena
• she has got him kicking his feet
and blushing
• jude is giggling so hard rn and
jobe thinks he's weird
meek meals
jude😐😐
i can't keep defending u man...
roadman eminem
PAHAHAH WHAT A SIMP
j lingz
SO GLAD I FINALLY TURNED
THIS CHAT OFF MUTE BCUZ
WTF WAS THAT💀💀💀
sexy dom
IM DYING
THIS IS SO FUNNY
starboy
ain't no way he just admitted all
that to US😭😭
best defender
U BETTER WATCH UR MOUTH IN
THE FUTURE JUDE CUZ WE NOW
HAVE BLACKMAIL💀💀
LMFAOOO
mount everest
wait until elena sees this
infant
DONT U DARE MASON
WHATEVER IS SAID IN THIS GC
STAYS IN THIS GC OKAY‼️‼️
NOW HELP ME
starboy
"this girl got me kicking my feet and
blushing and all that cringe shit" I
CANT WITH HIM ANYMORE 🤚🏿
rice cake
free my man jobe😔✊
j lingz
amen brother🙏
infant
GUYTS THIS US SERIOUS
IM FREAKINF OUT
mount everest
guyts😍
best defender
freakinf😍
rice cake
unrelated but that video was acc
piss funny icl
me and mason love it
infant
IT WASNT FUNNT FOR ME
WHAG DO I DO
SHES SO BEAUTIFUL
best defender
WHY DONT U GROW SOME
BALLS AND MSSGE HER??
infant
NO THATLL BE WEIRD
sexy dom
HOW?
starboy
ur a match made in heaven🤩
man u hater
soulmates🫶🏽
j lingz
definition of true love🤭
roadman eminem
my otp🥰
jack jack
but they aren't together?
meek meals
😐😐
mount everest
HOW CAN A MAN BE THIS
THICK??
best defender
there's a reason i kicked u in the
face bro
rice cake
jack🤗🤗 do me a favour and
stfu for a minute thanks😆
infant
i'm gonna make a move
starboy
no ur not 😭😭
infant is typing...
best defender
oh no.
j lingz
NOT AGAIN
roadman eminem
swear down if he types another
paragraph i'm done
[ 1 minute later ]
infant
I HAVE LOVED THIS WOMAN
SINCE 2015 WHEN I WATCHED
STRANGER THINGS SEASON 1
AND SHE SHOWED UP ON MY
SCREEN AND I HAVE NEVER
CHEATED ON HER WITH ANY
OTHER CELEBRITY I HAVE
STAYED LOYAL SO IM GONNA
SHOOT MY SHOT WHETHER
U BELIEVE IN ME OR NOT
NOW IK I HAVE A CHANCE
roadman eminem
i'm done.
rice cake
"i have never cheated on her with
any other celebrity" NOW THAT
IS WHAT I CALL LOYALTY 👏
j lingz
this kid is down so bad😭
best defender
when he's loyal😍 >
man u hater
I CANT BREATHE ONG
jack jack
bro u stutter whenever u talk about
her how the fuck are u gonna make
a move😭😭
infant
just u wait.
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AUTHOR SPEAKS,
u remember the paris fashion week event jude and jobe went to along with like some of the best celebs ever that was like in june??? yeah, well for the sake of this fic it's happening in september which also means it'll be next chapter lol 💞💞💞💞
and there's many jude and elena interactions next chapter as well loool xx
this album is like all my fav songs put together and here's the original artists here incase u don't know them!!! (listen to these songs rn it just screams an angry teenage girl and idk why)
1. Kill Bill
(SZA)
2. Escapism
(Raye)
3. Lavender Haze
(Taylor Swift)
4. Superstar
(Jamelia)
5. All The Stars (ft Kendrick Lamar)
(SZA, Kendrick Lamar)
6. Shameless
(Camilo Cabello)
7. Hate Me (ft Swae Lee) (ik this dude's like 30 but let's just pretend he's 23. he looks young anyways)
(Ellie Goulding, Juice Wrld)
8. Think About Us (ft Emily Styles, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter)
(Little Mix)
9. The One That Got Away
(Katy Perri)
10. Crazy Girls
(Toopoor)
11. Big Boy (ft Cardi B)
(SZA)
12. Dangerous Woman
(Ariana Grande)
13. S&M
(Rhianna)
14. You Broke Me First
(Tate Mcrae)
15. Happier Than Ever
(Billie Eilish)
ADDITIONAL!!
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