Pirate AU
Marlene: Don't think you're better than me. We are the same kind.
Phantom: *on land, in a human form* We may be of the same kind, but that doesn't mean we're on the same level.
Phantom: *leans down to her* I may not know you, but I do know that I am better than you, bitch.
Marlene: Excuse me?
Phantom: *turns to leave* You're excused.
*****
HS AU
Zib: *runs into Stormer after their classes* good morning Stormer. Are you alright?
Stormer: Yeah, just got an eye infection.
Zib: Not just that. Are YOU alright?
Stormer: ...
Stormer: I do not feel comfortable talking about my well-being.
*****
During a mission, Purge flew up into the sky to get a better view of the field and try and make a plan, when his wings lost mobility all of a sudden and became limb. He only noticed this when he started falling, and then screamed with panic as he couldn't even teleport anymore.
To his luck, Rotor was close by and caught him.
Rotor: Chief, are you alright?!
Purge: *takes a few breaths and calms down* I think so. Fuck, this is the second time now!
*****
Corroder: *hiding with Thunder and Meltdown* SPEEDA! Get away from it! That's a Splitter Beast!
Speeda Demon did not listen and instead, held two hands up to the beast. The two heads growled, making the other three flinch and stare with panic, but Speeda didn't budge.
Eventually, they lowered they're heads and allowed Speeda to pet their noses.
Speeda: There you go. No need to be aggressive.
Meltdown: When the fuck did he become a Disney Princess?
*****
Hero: You're not a real hero.
Tory: Yes I am.
Hero: Then show me you're Hero Core.
Tory: I don't have one.
Hero: Then you're not a real hero!
Tory: *leans down to them, lowers voice* You got quite the nerve, talking to a veteran like that. Not all heroes have a Hero Core, genius.
*****
Cat AU
Akiyama: *nudges Stormer a bit* I know you're a Mainecoon cat and take up space, but I'd like to sit down as well.
Stormer just let out a grumble, before eventually rolling of the couch to find a different spot.
*****
Undercover AU
Furno: Geez, you're a bad liar.
Zib: Heh, yeah I know.
Later
Nero: *over the phone* What's the situation?
Zib: They don't suspect a thing, Uncle.
*****
HS AU
Surge: *worked a late shift, just wants to buy food and go home, card proceeds to decline on Instant Noodles*
Cashier: Boy, just take it.
Surge: *internally suffering* thank you
*****
Furno: "Put it in hot oil". Surge, I almost burned down the house by cooking pasta, how do you trust me with hot oil?
Surge: I'm giving you cooking lessons for a reason.
*****
Rocka: *taking care of the dragons* I could do this all day.
Rocka: *6 minutes into paperwork* I give up.
*****
Zib: THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
Quadal: *comes out of the smoke, not even bothered*
*****
Zib: *comes home with bandages around his chest*
Bulk: What happened?
Zib: Got my ribs fractured during training. The villains like to aim for the chest.
Bulk: I mean, yeah, that's where our cores are located.
*****
Thunder: *rolls down a hill*
Speeda: *running after him while blasting "they see me rolling" from a music box*
Voltix: ... What-
Meltdown: Don't ask.
*****
Rocka: *walks in and pauses* Glad to see you two get along.
The ice dragon, who Stormer named Malin, sat next to him with her head underneath his hand, while Stormer made coffee.
Stormer: I am more surprised that she trusted me so quickly.
*****
Phantom: Amias!
The brain bug looked up at him, before scuttling across the floor with tippy tappy sounds to him.
Rocka: I'm still slightly freaked by the fact you tamed a brain bug.
Phantom: *picks Amias up* I didn't tame him. He was like this from the beginning.
*****
Zib: How are you calm in literally everything that has happened so far? Even I can't keep my cool that long.
Quadal: I already spent all my fucks, so I ain't got no more.
*****
Bot: *walks into Purge's room*
Purge: *recovering from injuries* Hi Sam.
Bot: Yo.
Purge: *realizes he's in the villain's base* Uhm, I'm sorry but what the actual fuck are you doing here-
*****
Kibou: Okay, how many wires?
Siren: Uh, three wires. 1 red, two white.
Kibou: ... what?
Siren: One red, two white.
Kibou: Yeah but like, what colour is the red wire?
Siren: ... IT'S RED!
Kibou: ... OH. *Facepalms*
Siren: WHO'S BRAIN ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
Kibou: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Siren: IT'S THE RED WIRE!
Kibou: SHUT UP!
*****
Speeda has been hanging out with a female villain he met for a while now.
Lady: I think I developed feelings for you, and was wondering if you were interested in dating?
Speeda:
Speeda: I'm gay.
Lady:
Speeda:
Lady: Oh.
Speeda: Ehe.
*****
Nebula: What did you dream about?
Purge: ...
Purge: Home. A place I want to be, but can't describe nor find.
*****
Fantasy AU
Nex: How do you breath underwater?
Evo: I don't. It's called drowning.
*****
Person: Hey, are you alone here?
Stormer: *at the beach, in the water* Nope. I'm here with my fam and girlfriend.
Person: And where are they?
Stormer: *looks around* My family is scattered across the area. But no clue where my gf went to.
Stormer looked down upon noticing something and then yelped when Breez rose out of the water, carrying him on her shoulders.
He ended up falling backwards into the water.
*****
That scene with them
Rotor: XPLODE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
XPlode: *bye*
Rotor: XPLODE!!!
*****
Purge: What's your sword for?
Vortex: Anything.
Purge: Like?
Vortex: Uh.
Vortex: Uhm.
Vortex: Children.
Purge: *software rebooting*
XPlode: ... *Scooches away with the children*
*****
Surge: *does the peace sign and disappears*
Kibou: Damn.
Kibou: He disconnected.
*****
Serena: *takes off one clothing in the bathroom*
Corroder: Hello there.
*****
HS AU
Bulk: I'm not going to fight them. I'm not one for violence if I can help it.
Surge: That's okay.
Surge: *cracks his neck and knuckles* I'll be violent on your behalf.
Bulk: NO-
*****
Rocka was on his way to a meeting when some younger heroes ran past him. He ignored them, but then another one ran against him and he dropped the papers, which scattered all across the floor.
Rocka: *stares at the mess, before sitting down on a step* I'm gonna have a fucking breakdown.
*****
Bulk and his flirts
Stringer: I'm gonna fill up my cup.
Bulk: Can I fill you up?
Stringer: *stops in his tracks and slowly turns around to him*
Bulk: *couldn't hold his laughter and starts wheezing*
*****
Actor AU
Set fails
Stormer: *goes down some stairs beneath a trap door, slips and falls down and in an attempt to stop his fall, grabs the door and ends up shutting it over him*
Speeda: *wheezing*
Furno: *laughing* Stoopid!
*****
Surge: A normal training with the team.
Furno is seen running past in the background while on fire while Stormer chased him on ice.
Evo is pondering wether he should or should not help Stormer.
Surge: Very normal.
*****
Hero: Hey there- OH SHIT.
Kibou: *turns around holding his severed head* Yeah?
Hero: ... is that your head?
Kibou: Ya. Repairing station is currently full, and I'm not that urgent.
Hero:
Hero: What the fuck.
*****
G: What kind of insane are you?
Quadal: [I am a Surge on missions "sanity is for the weak" and Zib and Evo when they're mad type of insane]
*****
Nebula: *looks up* Good morning Dark!-
Nebula trailed off upon seeing Purge.
The villain held himself up by the doorframe. Black substance was leaking from his eyes and mouth, his joints and limbs looked corroded and black. His breathing was slow and shallow.
Purge put a hand out to Nebula, the movement was slow and stiff.
Purge: *quietly with a raspy voice* Brother..
Nebula: *holds him up* It's okay, I'm here! What happened? What's causing this?!
Purge: Hurts..
Nebula: We'll get you fixed, I promise.
*****
Actor AU
Zib: *filming a scene* I. Am. Not-
Furno and Surge found one of those boards with wheels at the bottom and zoomed past him and the set.
Zib: ... uhm.
*****
Stormer was trying a new trick, which required practicing on a trampoline first. He jumped and flipped and jumped again, but went too far and fell beside the trampoline.
Bulk was there to watch and shoved mat over, so Stormer landed on it.
Bulk: You alright, sir?
Stormer: yUp.
*****
Stormer was in the city, before he noticed a familiar person. It was a short man, slightly taller than Zib, with blue face marking s and greyish green eyes.
The man was around his late sixties.
Stormer: Ajax?
The man turned and looked up at Stormer, before smiling.
Ajax: Hello, Alpha-Leader.
Stormer: Oh my god...
Ajax: *chuckles and pats his arm* Ah, I can tell you barely changed from when I last saw you.
*****
Breez: *being a calm, generous person*
Also Breez
Nex: Breez, PUT THAT SHOVEL DOWN, HE ALREADY HAS A CONCUSSION!
*****
Villain: *apologising profusely to Esmeray after tripping over her*
Her siblings: *arrive*
Villain: ... I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Patricia: Jeremy. The broom.
Jeremy: On it.
Wilbur and Tommy: Wait, NO!-
*****
War AU
(A semi peaceful day once every blue moon)
Stormer, Phantom and Rocka: *talking*
Rocka: *leaves for a moment*
Stormer and Phantom: *immediately glare at each other like they're about to go at each other's throats. Stormer cuz he doesn't trust Phantom, Phantom only to assert dominance*
*****
Speeda: Don't forget the magic words "please", "thank you" and "Step off b-tch" :D
*****
Fantasy AU
Zib: *walks past while drinking a blood substitute* Surge said dinner's ready.
Furno: *in his room that's basically a fucking furnace* What'd he make?
*****
Citizen AU (cuz yes)
Furno: Which one of y'all was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Bulk: *freezes* You've been putting it in cold water?
Rocka: William, answer the question William.
Furno: Okay yeah, I thought for like five years that people put it in hot water to speed up the ✨tea-ification✨ process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason behind it.
Stringer: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
Surge: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To BOIL IT?
Stringer: You think I got the patience to boil water on a stove?
Surge: IT TAKES 👏 LESS 👏THAN A MINUTE👏!
Stringer: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking SUN?!
Surge: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?!
Stringer: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES!
Surge: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like, two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.
Stringer: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?! Your stove is enchanted.
Stormer: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...
Evo: DO NONE OF YOU DIMWITS OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!
*****
Nex: *stuck in a cave with Samara (don't ask. She sneaked out again)* Once upon a time, there was a hero and a little dragon girl in a cave waiting to get rescued by Stormer and his team and the girl's parents.
Both: WHO ARE TAKING FOREVER!
*****
Nex: I am concerned about the sneezing.
Evo: *runs past screaming in panic*
Nex: And the screaming.
*****
Child AU
New year's Eve be like
Nex and Evo: *running around with fire sticks*
Furno: *zooming around, holding two* SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIREEEEE!
Stormer: WILLIAM-
*****
Rocka: *over the phone* How are you doing tonight?
Phantom: Oh, I feeling good, cuz today is my birthday-
Rocka: HAAA- *literally disconnects cuz he's too loud*
Phantom: *Mentally* Is he having a stroke?
Rocka: -PY *disconnects* BIRTHDAY!
Phantom: *nvm, he's fine* Thank you.
*****
Quadal: *over communications* [Hey, how is everybody?]
The team: *incoherent screaming and yelling*
Stormer: WE ARE LITERALLY STRANDED IN A DESERT!
Furno was passed out in the heat, Nex is missing, Kibou is somewhere buried beneath the sand and everyone is just suffering.
Quadal: [... ZIB, I NEED YOU TO TAKE OVER. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW]
*****
Kind of a continuation of previous quote
Breez: *using a scanner* Cocoon, cocoon, cocoon, Nex, cocoon, cocoon.
Breez: *goes back* NEX?!
*****
HS AU
Stringer: Who wants to play two truth one lie?
Kibou: Oh oh, me! I'll go first! Uhm, I've been here for a few weeks, my eyes a blue, and a building once fell on top of me almost killing me.
Siren: Nice try Yurei, but it's gotta be more complicated than that.
Bulk: Siren. His eyes are white.
Siren: ... A BUILDING WHAT-
*****
He be like
Rocka: *watching over the baby dragons* Also, dragons aren't really dangerous towards citizens and other robots, as long as you respect their boundaries. If you cross the line, god that's a whole other adventure-
Rocka: Look at that butterfly!
*****
Me: For the first time in my life I managed to crack my phone's screen and it's not even that visible.
*****
Furno and Bulk: *staring at the hole in the wall they accidentally made*
Lynn: Step aside, I'll get that fixed.
Furno: WHERE THE FUCK-
*****
HS AU shenanigans
Furno: *fucking dieing after P.E with Rocka checking on him* Facebook changed their name. ¿Por qué cambiaron de nombre? (What did they change their name to?)
Rocka: Meta.
Furno: Meto mis juevos en tu boca. (I put deez nuts in your mouth) *fucking dies*
Rocka: *walks away, visible disappointment*
*****
True story
Me: *gets a call* Hello?
Friend: *horrible french impression* It's the pizza delivery. *Hangs up*
Me: ... girl what the fuck-
*****
(Warning: Racial slur in vid)
Rocka: *rambling about some shiz*
Surge: Fucka shut up and it a cinnamon roll.
*****
Villain: *playing with Esmeray* I'm surprised she still plays with me, even though I tripped over her and hurt her.
Purge: *leaning against a doorframe* Well, she likes to meet new people. And she's a baby, they don't cling to the past that much.
Villain: I'm kinda envious, to be honest.
Purge: Same.
Villain: Family issues?
Purge: Family and mental issues.
(I am VERY tempted to make this villain a permanent character. Idk why. I just want to. I have issues)
*****
Cat AU
First encounter didn't go too well
Akiyama: *introduces Stormer to little Furno*
Stormer: *tried to boop Furno but ends up knocking him over with his paw*
Furno: *cries out*
Akiyama: Oh lord-
*****
HS AU
Surge: Chemistry. More like, cheMYSTERY, cuz I have no idea what's going on.
Nex: Calculus. More like CalKILLus, cuz my brain is dieing.
Furno: Biology. More like BYEology, cuz I'm out.
Stormer: Math. More like no.
*****
Nex: *giving CPR instructions over coms*
Furno: *looks back at the villain laying on the ground* I'm pretty sure this one's already dead.
Nex: Wait what?
Furno: Oh shi- you weren't suppoose to hear that-
*****
Hello yes, I'm still alive.