[first lines]
Burt Ward: Hey, Brer Fox. Thanks for putting me and Jeremy in charge of putting together the Frontierland dance.
Jeremy Clyde: Burt, he just told us to do it because he didn't want to do it himself.
Brer Fox: He ain't wrong!
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Brer Rabbit: Sis Jill is all them berries combined.
Brer Bear: If she wants berries, I'm the bear she's looking for. And we can go dance my pumpkin patch...
Brer Rabbit: Maybe there's someone you oughtta talk to.
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Jill Stuart: Dashing, Brer Fox. [cringing] But a bit smelly. You smell like paint thinner and chicken bouillon.
Brer Fox: The paint thinner smell is my new fur product. The chicken broth is just my natural musk.
Jill Stuart: Look. You want to charm a girl with your personality, not your smell. At least get rid of the fur product.
Brer Fox: Alright alright, I'll wash it out. If anybody asks, tell them I had food poisoning.
Jill Stuart: Doesn't he know food poisoning goes with the smell.
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Burt Ward: Holy last tango in Paris, Patty.
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[Jeremy catches Chad and Patty doing CPR]
Jeremy Clyde: Chad!
[Chad and Patty bump heads]
Chad Stuart, Patty Duke: Oh! Blimey/golly!
Jeremy Clyde: What are you doing?
Chad Stuart: I don't know.
Patty Duke: The last thing I remember is Chad putting his fingers in my mouth.
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Burt Ward: Jeremy, what do you think of my DJ name? Burt the Caped Suzette.
Jeremy Clyde: I think that's perfect for you.
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Patty Duke: [about her dress] The last time I wore this was to Sara and Cody's wedding.
Chad Stuart: Your friends got married?
Patty Duke: No, my cows. I was the milkmaid of honor.
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Brer Rabbit: When was the last time you picked up your feet?
Brer Bear: It's called the Brer Bear shuffle.
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Brer Bear: Wow. Brer Fox can actually dance.
Brer Rabbit: Brer Fox hasn't made moves like that since he had diarrhea.
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Burt Ward: Holy Ike and Tina Turner, Jeremy!