baddies of the BAU😻
victoria:
victoria; pov me after hotch tells me to actually do my work
elle: HELP ME😭
milf eater: why is this so out of the blue
victoria: i'm wearing blue tdy😊😊
milf: THE PIC?
victoria:🌚🌚🌚
victoria: i don't remember what was going on tbh
pest: You wouldn't pick a movie
victoria: yup i'm pretty sure i picked tangled after that
thong wearer: 🤨🤨🤨
milf eater: speaking of being hungry do y'all wanna get lunch 🙂
elle: emily why do u keep using the '🙂'
milf eater: it seems fitting🤷♀️🤷♀️
victoria: WAIT GIRLS LUNCH😼😼😼
garcia: GIRLS LUNCH!
milf: wine
elle: agreed.
2 hours later
thong wearer: YOU BITCHES.
victoria: hey don't call me a bitch🧍♀️🧍♀️
pest: Don't call her a bitch..
milf: what happened now derek?
milf eater; we r still at lunch istg we did not do anything
elle: i stole a wine class
garcia: me too
victoria: me three
italian stallion; I don't think you should tell that to FBI agents.
thong wearer: WHO PUT A BOX A THONGS ON MY DOOR STEP WITH A DILDO IN IT?
elle: V JS FELL TO THE FLOOR IM PISSING OMFG
victoria: GLASS IS ALL IN MY PURSE OMG
victoria: MY GLASS SHATTERED WHEN I FELL
milf eater: I CANT BREATH HELO ME.
milf: IM SORRY A WHOLE BOX AND A DILDO?
thong wearer; WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO DO THIS????
thong wearer: A CARD TOO?
garcia: HAHAHAH
pest: What does the note say?
thong wearer: "13 thongs for THE derek morgan xoxo 💋 (p.s. the dildo is brand new try it out😉)"
milf eater: HELPPPPPPPPOOPOOPO
victoria: I CANNOT
victoria: I AM CRYING RN 💀
thong wearer: FUCK YOU MY NEIGHBORS SAW THE DICKS ON THE BOX.
thong wearer: WHY IS THE BOX COVERED IN DICKS AND WHY ARE THEY SO DETAILED????
milf eater; i bought the dildo
elle: i bought the thongs
milf: i got the box
garcia: i wrote the note!
victoria: I DREW ALL THE DICKS ON THE BOX 😊😊😊😊