Kitty: In my defence, I was unsupervised.
Jane: Wasn't Anna with you?
Anna: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
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Cathy: Anne and I don't use pet names.
Kitty: ...Hey, you know what bees make, right?
Cathy: Honey?
Anne *from far away*: YES?!
Kitty: Never lie to my face again.
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Anne: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Catalina: You are a hazard to society.
Kitty: And a coward. Do 20.
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Anna: Alright, let's go over this one more time.
Anna: If something breaks?
Kitty: We fix it before Jane gets home.
Anna: And if it doesn't work?
Kitty: We blame it on Anne.
Anne: SERIOUSLY GUYS?! WHAT THE HELL?!
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Kitty: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Anne: Kitty isn't answering her phone.
Jane: I'll call.
Anne: Anna and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Kitty: Hello?
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Bonus:
Anne: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Cathy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Anna: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kitty: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Jane: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
(Oh look it's been exactly a month 👀)