๐—š๐—ฅ๐—ช๐—ฅ [twst x reader]

By tally-ho3

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(๐˜/๐) He's just the biggest asshole ever ๐‚๐€๐“๐„๐‘ You're not explaining what he did... (๐˜/๐) He breat... More

[๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜: ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜„๐˜๐˜†!]
1. the villain origin story
2. fighting children and animals
3. committing adultery with other men?!
4. rizzing up a rich ceo's son so he does all the work
5. gay tension.. a LOT of it
[๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข: ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€]
6. who are yuu?!
7. the muppets make me lose my mind
8. making a pity sandwich combo because chicken breasts aren't enough
9. i can't think of a title
10. making a move on someone out of your league (in both war and romancing)
11. A Nefarious Goat Sells Tanks
12. playing dress-up but only theoretically
13. the disastrous lives of main characters
14. the rizz and the anti-rizz
15. not much has happened but all my friends almost died ig
16. Les I'm Miserables
17. newsflash: i have friends
[๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐—ง๐—›๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜: *๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€*]
19. hoes on me, left and right
20. hey i just met you, and this is crazy
21. fremenemanemonies
22. not a filler
23. dick chicken and lore
24. not a flashback
25. that was disgusting... do it again
26. siสณ? sโฑสณ? หขโฑสณ, are you thแต‰สณแต‰?
27. the dark reunion strikes again!
28. perchance
29. farewell's
30. B
[๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐—ง๐—›๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—” ๐—›๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—™: ๐—œ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—” ๐—š๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—น ๐—œ๐—ป ๐—” ๐—ฉ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—”๐—น๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜]
31. no one likes crowley
32. yappery

18. being sane as usual

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By tally-ho3



   Tossing and turning in my bed, I let out a frustrated groan into my pillow.

Ever since I told the Heartslabyul and Savannaclaw students goodbye, my mind spun from the new discovery that Azul, Jade and Floyd all attend Night Raven College— along with the idea of getting Ruggie hired at Chicken Breast.

First, how was I supposed to talk to the merfolk trio? Just "wassup ya'll, long time no sea 🌊 ✨" them?

Do they even remember me?

I quickly shook that thought out of my head. Of course they do— I better be engraved in their minds with all the bullshit they put me through since the day we met.

Though, I was still upset that Azul called his restaurant a lounge. It's a fucking restaurant.

Calling it a casino would be closer than lounge!

And that leads to the other side of the storm in my mind: Ruggie.
He seemed decently willing to quit his job, and knowing how bad the three mermen were as children, I couldn't blame him. I betted five Madols with myself that they only became worse.

Ruggie is from NRC and Xianniang has trust issues with that school, but he seemed like a nice person. Hard-working enough to have hired.

The only problem was that he's a student— students can rarely leave the school ground without permission from a teacher or headmaster.

'Headmaster...?' I thought.

As I pondered a solution, I turned to my other side on my bed and stared at the blinds.

I remembered the black Porche outside my window, and the dark figure inside. Quickly throwing the sheets away from my body, I gave myself some space.

With a groan, I turned my nightlight on and grabbed my phone.

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(Y/N) SHANN
is typing...






[(Y/N) is online!]

(Y/N)
Ruggie

(Y/N)
Do you know how I can approach Octavinelle?

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I stifled a sigh when a reply wouldn't pop up. He wasn't even online.

Begrudgingly, I opened my second option to message at the ungodly hours of the night.

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(Y/N) SHANN
is typing...







[(Y/N) is online!]

[Cater is online!]

[Ace is online!]

(Y/N)
Guys how can I approach Octavinelle

[Deuce is online!]

CATER
I'm

CATER
Bestie is everything okay at home????

(Y/N)
YES??? 😭

DEUCE
That's the uhhh

DEUCE
The seashell one right??

(Y/N)
Yeppparoo

ACE
Ew why would you go there

ACE
When you have US

(Y/N)
B-b-b-because 🥺

ACE
Gagging rn

DEUCE
Gagging on dees nuts

CATER
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH

CATER
ACE YOU BETTER TAKE THAT L

ACE
SHUT UP IM GONNA FUCK YALL UP AT CROQUET TMR

[Ace was temporarily banned!]

DEUCE
NO YOU WONT

CATER
NOW THATS UNFAIR

CATER
I GOT MY ASS BEAT BY LILIA IN THE FINALS

(Y/N)
Yeah it looked like it hurt when he blasted that water magic at you 💀

CATER
IT DID

CATER
I'LL MAKE HIM BUY ME COOKIES OR SMTH AS PAYBACK

ACE
Trey can make cookies 1000000x better than anything he'll get you 🙄

CATER
Okay true—

DEUCE
💀

(Y/N)
I'm too tired to remember the tournament rn

CATER
But apparently not tired enough to want tO GO TO OCTAVINELLE

(Y/N)
SHUSH I FOUND OUT AT THE TOURNAMENT THAT MY CHILDHOOD FRIENDS ARE THERE

CATER
WHAT

ACE
WHY ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS PSYCHOS?

DEUCE
FROM OCTAVINELLE??

DEUCE
HOW DO YOU MEET MERMEN IN YOUR CHILDHOOD EVEN

DEUCE
ARENT THEY IN THE SEA?? IN THE WATER?? NO AIR?????

CATER
HOW DO YOU BEFRIEND THEM????

ACE
WHO ARE THESE PPL

(Y/N)
Y-you might n-n-not know them 🥺

(Y/N)
Theyre

(Y/N)
Azul Ashengrotto, Jade and Floyd Leech 👉👈

[Ace is offline!]

CATER
STOP.

DEUCE
Wh

[Ace is online!]

ACE
YOU DONT MEAN THOSE UGLYASS CREEPYASS OVERPOWERED ASS TWINS RIGHT

ACE
AND THE HOUSEWARDEN

ACE
RIGHT

DEUCE
Those twins were scary asf bro how—

CATER
THEYRE YOUR FRIENDS????

CATER
ARENT THEY FAR FROM SAGE ISLE

(Y/N)
IM ORIGINALLY FROM THE SOUTHWESTERN QUEENDOM

(Y/N)
YK THE ISLANDS THAT MEET WITH THE CORAL SEA

DEUCE
Ohh that makes sense!!

ACE
Ew youre a country kid like Apple

(Y/N)
You mean an ISLAND kid 🙄

(Y/N)
Get it right 😒

CATER
Arent ppl there rlly cautious abt merfolk 💀 how tf

(Y/N)
Idk Azul like

(Y/N)
Washed ashore when I was 8

DEUCE
Washed ashore?!

ACE
WTF

CATER
Islanders are scary—

(Y/N)
But anygays

(Y/N)
Hear me out

DEUCE
About what—

CATER
BESTIE YOU NEED TO RAISE YOUR STANDARDS?!?!

ACE
DO NOT

ACE


(Y/N)
CMON THEYRE KINDA.. 🤭

DEUCE
WHAT

ACE
I BET YOUR BLIND ASS SAW THEM FROM HALF A KILOMETRE AWAY

ACE
RETHINK EVERYTHING.

(Y/N)
NAH I STALKED NRC'S WEBSITE AND SAW CLOSE UP PICS 😻

(Y/N)
THEY'RE 🥵

CATER
NO.

ACE
NVM ITS YOUR BRAIN THAT FUCKED UP

[Ace was temporarily banned!]

DEUCE
DUDE THEY TRIED TO MUG US WHEN WE WERE RESEARCHING THE INCIDENTS OVER MAGIFT

(Y/N)
Sounds like them 💀

(Y/N)
They tried to drown me a few times 🤩

CATER
WHAT IN THE KILLING STALKING

ACE
@Deuce get the cauldron ready

DEUCE
NO—

CATER
IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO I AM HERE????

(Y/N)
STOP TREATING ME LIKE IM SUICIDAL

CATER
WELL IF YOURE TRYING TO APPROACH THOSE MFS THEN ILL TREAT YOU LIKE SUCH 🤚

DEUCE
YOURE SUICIDAL—??

(Y/N)
IM NOT.

(Y/N)


(Y/N)
LIKE WHAT CATER ONCE SAID

CATER
WHAT DID I SAY

(Y/N)
"Don't kys youre too sexy haha 🥺🥵✨ "

ACE
HE DID SAY THAT HAHAHAHDH

CATER
ITS TRUE THOUGH

(Y/N)
Frfr

(Y/N)
So

(Y/N)
How can I talk to Azul or the Tweels

CATER
tweels 💀

ACE
Just say hello idfk

DEUCE
I'm sure they'd remember you!

DEUCE
I hope that's a good thing—

(Y/N)
Way to give me hope 💀

(Y/N)
What if I said

(Y/N)
"Whats your snap b, im just trying to link with yo fine ass, lemme tap that—"

ACE
YES BWAHAHHA

CATER
NO

CATER
I'M GETTING GREY HAIRS HERE

DEUCE
...

DEUCE
They have therapists on sage island, right?

ACE
THEY DO

CATER
WE CAN BOOK AN APPOINTMENT FOR THEM WITH THE ONE RIDDLE ALWAYS CALLS

DEUCE
K ILL TALK TO RIDDL

(Y/N)
DO NOT 😭

(Y/N)
OMG

ACE
suuuuuuuuuuuure

CATER
Give us a TBH to prove your innocence 🔫

(Y/N)
Hmmmm

ACE
HMmmMm

(Y/N)
HMMMMmmMMm

DEUCE
hmMmmMMMMmmMmM

CATER
HmmMMMMMMmmMMm

(Y/N)
HMMMmmMmMmMmmmMmMmMMMMMMmmMMmMmMMmmMMMMMMmMmMMMmmMmMmMmmmmmmmMm

ACE
HmmmmMmMmMmmmmMmMmMmmmmmmmmmMmMmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmMMmMMMMMMMMmmmM

(Y/N)
Tbh Azul is kinda fine

CATER
*gunshots*

(Y/N)
AKDBKSBDJSHFJDHJ

DEUCE
WHAT THE FUCK

[Deuce was temporarily banned!]

ACE
YOU SIMP

ACE
ION EVEN CARE ANYMORE 🤚

(Y/N)
D-do y'all think I can pull him? 🥺 *hair tuck*

CATER
AKBDSKFB

ACE
From my impression from Magift?

ACE
Anyone could pull him 😐

DEUCE
Are albino's your type??

(Y/N)
Albinosjdhbf??

(Y/N)
OHH CAUSE OF SILVER

(Y/N)
Yeah prolly 💀

ACE
Bro's wild

(Y/N)
Yeah man I got rabies n shi

DEUCE
YOU HAVE RABIES??

(Y/N)
I PROMISE I DONT BABYGIRL 😈

(Y/N)
🦷 grwr 😼

DEUCE
??

CATER
Well

CATER
Make his pockets hurt at least 😃

(Y/N)
Ofc 😍

(Y/N)
He must be rlly rich now that he has a business 💀

ACE
HE'S LOADED

CATER
Less than Idia Shroud—

CATEE
BUT STILL.

DEUCE
HOW ARE YOU MEETING ALL THESE RICH PPL??

(Y/N)
IDK MAN

CATER
AND HE'S A SCAMMER

CATER
HE ONCE BRIBED ME TO

CATER
.

(Y/N)
TO WHAT

DEUCE
CATER??

ACE
WAS IT ASSASSINATION

CATER
Shiiii how did you know 😔

DEUCE
.

(Y/N)
.

ACE
.

CATER
STOP WITH THE SILENCE

CATER
ITS /J I SWEAR

[Riddle is online!]

(Y/N)
IDK IF I CAN TRUST YOU MAN 😟

RIDDLE
Personally, I would NOT recommend you seeing anyone from Octavinelle.

[Cater is offline!]

RIDDLE
For your mental and physical safety.

(Y/N)
Aww but why 🥺

(Y/N)
They're so silly

(Y/N)
Silly goobers

ACE
Yeah Ridd

ACE
... 🧍🏼

RIDDLE
Floyd is an awful creature who eats not only the pages of his workbook and notes, but mine as well.
The other two are no better, either.

ACE
I'm just gonna...

[Ace is offline!]

(Y/N)
Why is everyone leaving—

DEUCE
It's probably cause we're like an hour past screentime curfew lol

DEUCE
.

DEUCE
Oh

DEUCE
OH

DEUCE
SORRY HOUSEFARBDEN

[Deuce is offline!]

RIDDLE
Fools, the lot of them.

(Y/N)
💀

(Y/N)
You gonna make them wipe windows or

RIDDLE
Consider yourself lucky for not being a student at Night Raven College.

RIDDLE
However, please refrain from messaging my students past 8:00PM.

(Y/N)
Whatever you say babygirl 😘

RIDDLE
.

[Riddle is offline!]

[(Y/N) is offline!]

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Just as I was about to turn my phone off for another hour or so of staring at my ceiling, my phone buzzed from a new notification.

I blinked at the sender, and quickly re-opened the messages app.

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RUGGIE BUCCHI
sent you (1) message!







[Ruggie is online!]

RUGGIE
Why tf are you messaging me

(Y/N)
You gave me your number 🤚

RUGGIE
Obviously it was a mistake

(Y/N)
Well anyways

(Y/N)
I haven't been able to stop thinking abt you since we met

RUGGIE
...

RUGGIE
This isn't a confession is it

(Y/N)
No??

RUGGIE
Good

(Y/N)
Esp if there's your hunk of a housewarden around

RUGGIE
...

(Y/N)
Anyagys

(Y/N)
Hear me out 🤚

(Y/N)
You work at Mostro right?

RUGGUE
Unfortunately

(Y/N)
So what if you get me to meet Azul or the twins

RUGGIE
What the fuck

(Y/N)
And I'll get you a job at Chicken Breast

RUGGIE
Where the fuck

(Y/N)
DW ILL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE XIANNIANG

RUGFIE
Who the fuck

(Y/N)
Babygirl I need coherent answers

(Y/N)
"When the fuck 👻"

RUGGIE
Why the fuck

(Y/N)
"How the fuck"

(Y/N)
SO IS IT A YAY OR A NAY??

RUGGIE
No thanks

RUGGIE
I don't even know you

(Y/N)
Wrong

(Y/N)
Cmon its a good job I swear 😭

(Y/N)
And we rlly need new workers cause the last one tried to rob us of 100 pounds of chicken

RUGGIE
Okay...

RUGGIE
But still no

(Y/N)
WHY 😭

RUGGIE
As a student I need perms to leave campus

RUGGUE
I'm not asking every day smh

(Y/N)
you know how your headmaster is sweeping all overblots under the rug?
(pun intended)

RUGGIE
You crazy motherfucker

RUGGIE
You're gonna blackmail the headmaster? Just to talk to Azul, out of all people??

RUGGIE
Just go there yourself??

(Y/N)
IM SCARED 🥺

RUGGIE
ASK ONE OF THOSE TEA PARTIERS TO GO WITH YOU

(Y/N)
NO THEYRE GONNA GET THEMSELVES SCAMMED OR BANNED

RUGGIE
True

(Y/N)
AND THEY CALLED ME MENTALLY INSANE FOR TRYING

RUGGIE
And they were right

RUGGIE
Don't drag me into your shit

(Y/N)
I will don't worry 😼

(Y/N)
So are you working tomorrow?

RUGGUE
No

(Y/N)
Then we're meeting after school tmr!

RUGGUE
Wtf

(Y/N)
Okay so imma go to monstro like after school hours tmr

(Y/N)
Knowing them theyll prolly hold me hostage for the rest of the day so maybe I can show you the job the day after???

RUGGIE
Whatever

RUGGUE
Why do you want to see them anyways?

(Y/N)
SO BASICALLY

(Y/N)
They're childhood friends I haven't seen since I was ten 🥺 so I wanna say hi

RUGGIE
Ew

RUGGIE
This job offer better be above minimum wage

(Y/N)
OFC IT IS POOKIE 🤞

[Ruggie is offline!]

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A shit-eating grin crawled up onto my face, and I flew open my chat with Xianniang.

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(Y/N) SHANN
is typing....






[(Y/N) is online!]

(Y/N)
I FOUND A NEW HIRE

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WHY DONT THEY HAVE MASQUERADE OUTFITS??? 😭


DO I NEED TO DESIGN SOME??????

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