Just imagine whats going on inside his thick head
Kyle
"Hmm..Did I turn off the light downstairs??"
Stan
"Im so lucky. <3"
Kenny
"I could definitely take a bear in a fight. Not like a polar bear, but like a black bear.."
Butters/Leo
"Pink Fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows. Pink Fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows. Pink Fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows. Pink Fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows."
Craig
"Wow I want to marry this man."
Tweek
"Am I too hot? Am I too cold?? What if I'm suffocating him? What if he's dead. IS HE DEAD?!?!" (Aka me)
Clyde
"I am a motherless and gay mf."
Token/Tolkien
"What did I do to deserve him?.."
Jimmy
"I think im going to throw up out of nervousness."
Scott
"Damn im hungry."
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