GROUP CHAT
ADULTS O³
YOU
i can't believe we've
been meeting a week
straight without trying
to kill each other 😵
UZUI
WDYM "WITHOUT"???
GYUUTARO TRIED TO
FUCKING PUSH ME
INTO THE STREET 2
DAYS AGO
GYUUTARO
AND YOU TRIED TO
STAB ME WITH A
BUTTER KNIFE BITCH,
WIN WIN RIGHT?
DAKI
wtf is going on with
u both?
YOU
exactly 😤
KANAE KOCHO
a week in, a week more
to go! 🤭
YOU
big oof, i'm nervous
as hell, even if it's
going to be held online,
i'm still very nervous.
i feel like taking a big
shit rn
SANEMI
why did you have to
announce that shit to
the gc?
DOUMA
exactly ^
YOU
bcs why the fuck not?
don't you tell your
friends if you're abt
to shit?
MITSURI
. . . no ಥ‿ಥ
YOU
oh, well
KAIGAKU
I JUST GOT CHASED
BY A FUCKING DOG
I AM SO TERRIFIED
RN PLS SEND HELP
HANTENGU
it wouldn't chase you
if you had just kept on
walking instead of
trying to provoke it 😊
KAIGAKU
I WAS JUST ASKING
IT TO PLAY WITH ME
HANTENGU
it was growling and
trying to pounce on
you from the moment
we came by
YOU
that's the two longest
sentences i have seen
hantengu make, i'm
crying
HANTENGU
it pissed me off that i
had to be chased along
even though i was the
one who told kaigaku
to stop provoking the
dog
KAIGAKU
i didn't expect the dog
to literally break off it's
fucking chain pls 😭
YOU
wtf tf did you do?
HANTENGU
he kept on singing "who
let the dogs out" and
proceeded to bark out
loudly for five consecutive
minutes.
SHINOBU
wtf
UZUI
you guys are dumb,
what breed was it?
KAIGAKU
a chihuahua. there was
a shiba inu but the shiba
was chill with us 😁
YOU
a . . . a chihuahua? 😔😵
HANTENGU
they're terrifying okay,
i'd rather not mess with
little chihuahuas
KAIGAKU
^ agreed, they're like so
fucking aggressive for no
reason?? i'm trying to be
friends with u
YOU
LMAOAOAOAOA EVERY
DOG BREED REACTS
LIKE THAT WHEN THEY
FEEL PROVOKED. i guess
your friend request was
rejected 😔☝️
KAIGAKU
stupid dog, stupid world,
stupid people
DOUMA
tf did we do? you were
the one who messed
around.
AKAZA
the fact that you were
barking for 5 consecutive
minutes — that dog
probably thought you
were the dog
DAKI
LOL THE DOG WAS
PROBABLY HAVING AN
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
UZUI
am i the dog? or is he
the dog? why the fuck is
he barking at me?
KAIGAKU
STOP I'M SO FUCKING
SCARED 😨
YOU
STOP WHEN IT COMES
TO MAKING FUN OF
SOMEONE, WHY ARE U
GUYS SO IN HARMONY
GYUUTARO
cultured bros 😎👊
UZUI
cultured bros 😎👊
DAKI
how abt me bitch
GYUUTARO
who tf are u
UZUI
u can be our cultured
sis 😎👊
DAKI
why can't u be my
brother instead? anw,
cultured sis 😎👊
YOU
HOW ABT ME?
DAKI
UR OUR CULTURED
SUS TOO 💓
NAKIME
cultured sus
YOU
ATOP 😭
NAKIME
atop
YOU
NAKIME 😭😭
NAKIME
alright, i have a lot of
assignments to be doing
rn. bye
DAKI
why the fuck is there a
top picture?
SANEMI
bcs (Name) said atop,
a top.
DAKI
oh, yeah. thanks angry
guy 😬
SANEMI
should've just stopped at
thanks, and yw
YOU
yup, it's ending
SANEMI
what is?
YOU
the world
SANEMI
if you say it's because i just
texted nicely — or without
caps. i'm going to end you.
YOU
on second thoughts, the
world isn't ending lol 😂
OBANAI
LOL
GIYUU
can someone help me? 😬
YOU
what's up?
GIYUU
um . . . somebody sent
me a link, and turns out
it was a music video. it
won't stop playing even
after i exited the app 😁
YOU
okay who the fuck
messed with my bby
UZUI
. . . guilty
GYUUTARO
guilty (2)
YOU
so you have chosen
death?
GYUUTARO
never gonna give you up
is a great song — giyuu
should be thanking us 😎
GIYUU
it's a great song. but not
when i have been listening
to it for the past half an
hour 😊
YORIICHI
go to a technician, it's
usually a bug in the link
that they make.
UZUI
yeah . . . we actually um . .
kinda paid for the link lol
GYUUTARO
a high schooler made it.
GIYUU
why would you do that?
and the sound won't
stop even if i rebooted
my phone — istg if i hv
to buy a new one bcs of
you both . . . i'm going
to fight you
UZUI
WOAHHHH YOU JUST
TEXTED US SOMETHING
THAT'S NOT SHORT
GYUUTARO
see . . . this is our point,
we wanted to push you
out of your comfort zone
GIYUU
by sending me a bugged
link? go fuck yourself
YOU
OH EM GEE, i just looked
on tutorials on how to
delete the bug — they
said that it's usually
downloaded into ur phone
so try to clean up your
cache and stuff
GIYUU
okay, thank you 💛
YOU
you're welcome 💛
UZUI
i hope it works — cause
bro, giyuu punched me
once bcs i dropped his
lunch to the floor and
this nasty bruise stayed
on for like a solid month.
GYUUTARO
u could've reminded abt
that sooner, we could've
picked somebody else
bitch 😊
YOU
i hope i can see him punch
you
OBANAI
me too lol
GIYUU
it worked, thanks (Name)!
YOU
omg #(Name)TechEra
confirmed??? 🤭
KOKUSHIBO
you saw a tutorial
YOU
STOP BEING JUDGMENTAL,
BE SUPPORTIVE 😊🙏
KOKUSHIBO
i'm just saying
YOU
stop, you're a ✨hater✨
KOKUSHIBO
i'm not — i'm saying what
you said???
KAIGAKU
oooohh, he's pissed 🤭
KOKUSHIBO
I'M NOT??
DOUMA
THE CAPS HAVE ARRIVED
YOU
LMAOAOAOAO SORRY
MICHI
KAIGAKU
he's so emotional that it's
laughable
KOKUSHIBO
shut the fuck up, i'm not
YOU
u are
KOKUSHIBO
no, i'm not
YORIICHI
you are
KOKUSHIBO
I'M NOT STOP
YOU
😭😭😭
DAKI
how to detect if kokushibo's
being emotional: caps, the
"???" and he's probably
throwing a temper tantrum
in his dorm rn
MUZAN
he is lol
DAKI
HAHAHAHA THANKS FOR
CONFIRMING
YOU
I'M SORRY THIS IS SO
FUNNY TO ME
KOKUSHIBO
i hate everyone here, no
joke
YOU
ouch 🤕🤕
KOKUSHIBO
joke
MUZAN
he's still throwing a tantrum
YOU
pls send a video
MUZAN
video.mp4
DOUMA
STOP WHY WOULD U SEND
IT FOR REAL?
KOKUSHIBO
i'm about to go feral, i hate
everything
YOU
IM SORRY, I CAN'T STOP
LAUGHING 😭
kokushibo has left the group