Dirty Jokes

By Kiki_M

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Do you have a dirty mind? Yes! Then these jokes are for you. Tons of naughty jokes all in the same place. Tim... More

#1 Escaped Convict
#2 Newlywed
#3 Holiday Treat
#4 Voodoo Dick
#5 Old Couple
#6 Baking a Cake
#7 Cheese Sandwiches and Handjobs
#8 Positions
#9 A Cucumber, A Pickle and A Penis!
#10 Doctor's Visit
#11 Ring the Bell
#12 Naked Lady
#13 Multi-Syllable
#14 Pills
#15 Weenie/Peanut
#16 Making Sandwiches
#17 I Need a Bike!
#18 Took Them Off!
#19 The Prisoner
#20 Chinese Girl
#21 Where Do Babies Come From?
#22 New Password
#23 Types of Boobs and Willies
#24 Eat that Pussy
#25 Like How You're Thinking!
#26 I Can Have As Many Of Those As I Want!
#27 SURPRISE!!!
#28 Sex With My Teacher
#29 Explain The Kids!!!
#30 Playing Bridge
#31 Does It Hurt?
#32 Dead Rooster
#33 Homesick Trucker
#34 Holy Water
#35 The Dick on the Horse
#36 Monkey
#37 One Night
#38 Group Therapy
#40 Don't...Stop!
#41 How Old Am I?

#39 Doctor's Office

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By Kiki_M

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is.
All his professionalism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?",
she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having s*x with her.
He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

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