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Fandom: Inanimate Insanity
Story: OJ cheats on Paper with Salt and they break up
AU?: None
Type; Angst
Ships?: PayJay, FanTube, SaltJay >:(
Characters: OJ, Salt, Paper
Characters Mentioned: Test Tube, Pepper, Fan
Pronouns Used: He/Him- OJ, Paper
She/Her- Salt, Test Tube
Extra?: How dare you make me do this... I love PayJay >:(
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*Salt's P.O.V*
Ugh!! I can't stand the sight of that flat piece of shit being with MY OJ!!
Paper. Oh how I HATE him so much!! I he stole my fucking man from me!!
I need a way to have them break up... so I can finally have OJ as my loving boyfriend!
Hm.. Wait. What about that nerd who does the science shit? What was her name again?
Test Tube right? Eh. Who cares. I'll ask her to help me!
I get up and head towards my door. Pepper notices and looks confused.
"Salty Salt? Where are you going?", Pepper asks.
"Just. On a walk Peps!", I lie.
"Oh okay! Want me to come with?", she asks happily.
"No thanks. Maybe later okay?", I say.
"Oh... alright then. See ya.", she says rather upset.
I walk out of my room and head towards the elevator. Pepper did look upset, she really wanted to come...
Heh. She's such a good friend. It's why I love her as my BCFF! But lately... She's been avoiding me.
I'm not sure why. But she avoids me and has this blush on her face. It's weird, but whatev's.
Okay! Let's see if I can find Test Tube! I walk around the main floor and spot her with her geeky ass boyfriend Fan.
I walk up to them and they spot me.
"Um. Hi there... Salt.", Fan greets just as awkwardly as he sounds.
"Hi. Do you need something?", Test Tube asks getting to the point.
"Yes. I need your help Test Tube.", I say.
"Oh? What is it?", she asks.
"It's private matter. Can we go somewhere?", I ask her.
"Sure. Let's go to my lab. Was about to leave anyways.", she nods.
"See you later Tube!", Fan says.
"See ya Fan.", Test Tube says.
The go in for a kiss and I look away in disgust. Did they HAVE to kiss in front of me? Gross.
"Let's go.", Tube says.
I nod and we walk out of the building. We walk to some open place and see a weird vending machine.
She inputs some code and a small elevator rises. She steps on and motions me to come over as well.
I walk over and step on. The moment I do, the elevator begins to go down. It takes a bit, but we make it to some underground place.
"Welcome to my lab. I would say secret, but it's not a secret anymore. So yea.", Tube says.
"It's.... like... kinda cool....", I gasp.
"Glad u think so. So. What do you need?", she asks.
"Right. Um. I need some sort of potion.", I say.
"A potion? For what?", she asks.
"It's a love potion. I want this man of my dreams to be with me.", I say.
"It's OJ isn't it?", she says flatly.
"Um. Yea. Duh.", I say.
"Not gonna happen.", she flatly states.
"WHAT?! WHY NOT?!", I shout.
"I'm not going to force my cousin to break up with his boyfriend... Just because you're this jealous bitch who can't move on!", she spats.
"Cousin? OJ is you're cousin?!", I exclaimed.
"Yes he is. Now. Leave my fucking lab. I am not helping you.", she spats out.
"Fine! I'll leave! And I'll find a way to get OJ to date me!", I yelled.
I storm off leaving Tube alone.
But, not without grabbing a little souvenir first~...
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*30 minutes later*
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Okay. I put some of the love potion into OJ's drink. This is perfect!!
I'm so glad I stole this from Tube's lab! OJ will finally be mine forever!
I walk to his office and knock on the door. Just gotta remember, his drink is the one on the left.
"Come in.", I hear a muffled OJ call out.
I open the door and walk in. He looks up and sighs. He looks so hot right now!!
"What do you want Salt?", OJ asks in frustration.
"Aw! You look so stressed sweetheart!", I cooed.
"Salt. We are NOT together. Now. What the hell do you want?", he spats as he rolls his eyes.
'We're not together... YET, dear OJ~', I chuckled in my mind.
I hand him his drink as he looks at it confused. He looks up at me in a suspecious way.
"I just wanted to bring you a drink. And. Settle our differences.", I explained.
"Oh? Have you finally given up on trying to date me?", he sighs.
"Yes. I'm sorry I tried for so long. Maybe we could make up?", I lied.
"... You know. That sounds... nice. Cheers to this new friendship.", he says.
"Yea... A new friendship...", I smirk.
He takes a sip of the drink, making a small face. He shrugs and drinks a bit more. Perfect~...
"This is kinda good... what's in it?", OJ asks.
"Oh.... nothing much... just.. a dash of... love~", I chuckle.
"Love? Salt.... what did you do?", he asks threateningly.
"Oh OJ~... You didn't think I would just give up did you~?", I sweet talk.
"Salt. What did you-", he starts.
"I put some love into your drink. If I couldn't get you to be mine by gifts, or cards or sky messages....", I begin.
His eyes start to turn into a light pink color with darker pink heart pupils. It's taking affect!!
"Then.. the only way for you to be mine... Is by force~.", I finished.
OJ then looks at me and smiles. I smile back as he walks over to me.
"Salt... You look so stunning. I'm not sure why I never dated you.", OJ compliments.
"Aw~ Thank you OJ darling~.", I smile.
"Will you accept me as your loving boyfriend?", he asks.
"Of course I will OJ~!", I say happily.
He pulls me into a loving kiss. I didn't hesitate to kiss back as we continued to kiss.
"Hey OJ. Could you come help me with- ..... What?", I hear Paper call out.
We part from the kiss and look over at Paper. Oh~ This was perfect~! HAH!
"Oh. Hi Paper. Could u spare us a moment? I'm in the middle of something with my girlfriend.", OJ said.
"What? Girlfriend? OJ. You hate Salt! .... I'm... your boyfriend.. remember?", Paper squeaked out.
"Nah. That can't be! Salt is so pretty! How could I hate a girl like her?", OJ says.
"OJ..... We're done.... I never want to see you again!", Paper yells.
Paper then runs out of the room. Good. He ruined the fucking moment.
OJ looks back and kisses me again. God, this felt so good. I'm so glad I stole this love potion.
Now OJ will be my loving boyfriend... FOREVER~...
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*OJ's P.O.V*
Something was wrong. I don't feel the same.
Salt is my girlfriend. But it didn't feel right.
Paper looked upset and it hurt my heart.
Why did he not want to see me ever again?
Did I hurt Paper? What did I do?
Why do I not love Salt like I should?
What was wrong with me?
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*END*
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EY!!!!
LOOK AT THAT GUYS!!!
Okay. So I know this was more focused on Salt getting OJ....
And I know it wanted PayJay angst...
So... Um....
Sorry there wasn't much of that!
I got to caught up with Salt going psyhco mode.
But I can write a part two if you want!!
Where we get more angst and a bit more fluff!!
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So far, 25 votes!!
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Gonna start writing the next chapter of 'Why Stay When No One Cares'!
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