CHAPTER FIVE, madonna stuns in new selfie
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leona albarn 🎀 | leonaa albarn
i've seen so many people ask what happened when gene met my dad and i'm sorry to report it was so fucking BORING!!!!!! like my dad was being... civil? and gene was being... respectful? it's almost like they... wanted to make a good impression??? anyway they're both dickriders i wanted drama and flipped tables smh
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leona albarn 🎀 | leonaa
oh also gene made my dad laugh and he choked on a bit of ice and did one of those dad laughs where they slap the table and wheeze a little bit and lean back in their chair and hold their stomach yk??
Sarah Campbell | sarahcampbell
↳ replying to leonaa
i don't know that actually my dad left
leona albarn 🎀 | leonaa
↳ replying to sarahcampbell
L for you ig 🤷♀️
leona albarn 🎀 | leonaa
↳ replying to sarahcampbell
jokes i love u more than life sars ☹️
user | user
this has ruined my night theyre the biggest drama queens in the world and now they're acting normal?? this is a hate crime i think
gene | genegallagher
you're forgetting the part where he showed me your baby pictures and we made fun of you because you said "you too" when the waiter said to enjoy the meal
leona albarn 🎀 | leonaa
↳ replying to genegallagher
SUCK MY DICK I HATE YOU SO BAD I HOPE YOU DROWN
gene | genegallagher
↳ replying to leonaa
when she talks dirty 😩
Violet Hewson | violethewson
↳ replying to genegallagher
i'm gonna be sick...
user | user
ok but were the baby pics just the ones on getty images
user | user
no i saw the pictures damon was literally giving him a hashbrown idk how people thought there was gonna be goss
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vivi , violet hewson
princess lee , leona
vivi
leona albarn
princess lee
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP USING
MY FULL NAME IM GONNA GET
SICK
violet if this full name is over something
small i'll kill you im too anxious for this
little game
vivi
i'm suspicious
princess lee
of what?
vivi
you.
princess lee
where's that a1 in english gone babe?
what happened to all those leaving cert
points? where's the full sentences and
references and context?
vivi
you're exuding some odd vibes and your
behaviour as of late has led me to harbour
suspicious feelings regarding you and your
delinquent activity
princess lee
you what
vivi
YOURE ACTING STRANGE AND I WANT
TO KNOW WHY
princess lee
DONT YELL AT ME IM A PRINCESS
vivi
you're a cunt
princess lee
💋💋💋
vivi
WAIT YOURE DOING THAT THING!!!!
princess lee
what thing?
vivi
that thing where you know you're in shit
so you distract the person talking to you
princess lee
i was literally just responding to you
vivi
you were trying to distract me
princess lee
vi i've never tried to do that, it's not
my fault if you got distracted
vivi
STOP GASLIGHTING ME
princess lee
that's not a real thing babe
vivi
omg leona i'm actually going to murder
you
princess lee
ooh kinky 😩💋😈
but no there's nothing to be suspicious
about im perfectly fine
vivi
yeah and pigs fly
princess lee
so do fists x
vivi
and you'll be catching one if
you don't fess up to me
come on lee we've been best
friends since we were 14 when
did we start keeping secrets?
princess lee
UGHHHHHHHH i can't lie to you
but you have to SWEAR you won't
repeat this to ANYONE.
vivi
OH MY GOD ARE YOU PREGNANT
princess lee
WHAT THE FUCK???? NO??????
vivi
DONT ACT LIKE IM MENTAL WITH
THE WAY YOU AND GENE TALK ON
TWITTER AND INSTA I WOULDNT BE
SURPRISED IF YOU WERE RIDING
HIM RN
princess lee
girl 😐
vivi
okay what's the goss
princess lee
it's about me and gene
vivi
did he cheat????
wait did YOU cheat???? lee you
know i love you more than anything
but unless they were criminally sexy
or wore those round glasses and had
a slightly cocky attitude then idk if i
can back you on this one
princess lee
NOBODY CHEATED
because technically we'd have to be
together to cheat 😁
vivi
what
princess lee
me and genie weenie poo aren't
actually dating!! surprise!!! and the
crowd goes wild!!!!!!!!!!
vivi
the crowd does not in fact go wild
the crowd boos in confusion and throws
tomatoes on stage
what do you mean you're not together???
i've been in the same room as you two???
you posted pictures of you two kissing???
you guys got papped pre-shag???
princess lee
sooooo about that!
basically we were genuinely leaving that
pub together but when the pics got leaked
we decided to try spin the narrative our way
vivi
okay interesting tactic but i'm not
going to interfere but like... are you
sure you're not actually dating?
princess lee
yeah?? wdym 😭😭
vivi
it's just a bit strange that you're both
okay to have literally everyone think
you are dating
like even your dad
and his dad which is arguably even
more serious because you tell damo
everything and lg is lg yk???
princess lee
idk we never really talked about it
it was just what we decided to do ig
i think it's a bit easier to pretend
when everyone believed it because
there's no risk of anyone slipping up
vivi
right...
princess lee
what are you on girl
vivi
i just think it's a bit strange is all
princess lee
how is it strange??
vivi
gene's got a bit of a reputation for,
idk how to put this nicely, being a
massive skank
princess lee
so?
vivi
'so' why would gene "i don't do
labels" gallagher agree to be your
very public boyfriend?
princess lee
because there's no actual commitment
vivi
but people think there is
think about it this way, gene is a serial
slag. has he hooked up with anyone in
the WEEKS since this thing started?
princess lee
i don't think so
vivi
have you hooked up with anyone in
the weeks since this thing started?
princess lee
no
unless your mum counts OHHHHH
actually no i take that back ali doesn't
deserve that
vivi
have you kissed him in the weeks
since this thing started?
princess lee
yes BUT only to make it more believable
vivi
a kiss is a kiss but okay
have you met his family?
princess lee
yeah
vivi
has he met your family?
princess lee
he already knew you guys
vivi
don't try to distract me again
princess lee
i don't like where this conversation
is going
vivi
because you know i'm right, so
let's reevaluate!!
you haven't had sex or any sort of
romantic interaction since you started
'fake' dating, you've kissed, met each
other's families, done a weekly shop
together which is arguably the most
domestic thing ever
oh and he remembered your chinese
order even though it's been forever
since we all had it and he came over
to your apartment from lennon's which
is like half and hour across the city because
he thought you needed comfort after the
fight vid got released and you two fell
asleep cuddling on the couch
princess lee
wait he was at lennons??
he said he was at his and jay's place
vivi
no he was at lennons playing a game
of smth and jay was there too and he
said gene wouldn't shut up about how
he was worried about you but in that
annoying way where every three minutes
he was like "do you think leona is okay?"
"the vid was pretty bad" "they're all dickheads,
right?" and then bolted out when you
said you wanted food
ik me and gene beef a lot but if i was you
i'd be purring icl
princess lee
why wouldn't he just say that to me?
vivi
idk maybe because he wants to impress
you and he knew that if he told you he
was with lennon you would've told him
to stay but he knew you needed him because
he's in love with you
princess lee
down girl
vivi
have you never watched a movie or read
a book in your life??? i don't think fake
dating has never not ended in real love
princess lee
i do love gene
vivi
WHAT
princess lee
he's one of my best friends 😇
vivi
oh i actually hate you so much
princess lee
you love me really x
vivi
k...
wait does anyone else know you're
faking it?
princess lee
anaïs found out the day after the pub
pics got released
vivi
ANAÏS FOUND OUT BEFORE ME??
i love her but i'm heartbroken rn lee
you literally called me in the bathroom after
you had sex for the first time why did i not
know about this
princess lee
i didn't want you to have blackmail over
me
vivi
wow 😐
princess lee
😘😘😘
ANYWAYS what about your love life hm??
hasn't that youtuber you matched w on raya
been in your likes and comments a lot lately?
vivi
nah idk if anything's gonna come from that
like harry's sweet and all but he's dead
awkward so i'm worrying i'm making him
uncomfortable all the time because i don't
really think about what i'm doing 😭
princess lee
he's fit girl keep him on the roster even if
you're not planning on settling down
vivi
what fucking roster??? the whole reason
i'm on raya is because my love life is dead
gone and buried
princess lee
taylor reference?
vivi
always
princess lee
knew there was a reason we were married x
ugh vi i have to love you and leave you,
gene just texted saying he's coming over in
a few
vivi
lovers...
princess lee
DELETE MY NUMBER.
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leonaa madonna stuns in new selfie 😝
↳ genegallagher you need to be studied
↳ leonaa ugh you don't get me
leonaa why did you pick the one where i looked depressed i looked so nice in the others
liamgallagher Sour puss 😂😂
↳ leonaa liam i love you bud but i'll swing if you carry on like this
leonaa ur such a cutie pie x
user the sunburn speaks to me 🙏
user post more of your girlfriend!!!! she's what we want!!!!!!!!!!!
↳ genegallagher too bad L
violethewson can you hear me retching
↳ genegallagher oh i thought that was just you speaking... this is awkward 😬
jayevans 2 cool 4 school 🙏🥵
↳ genegallagher love you bro
↳ jayevans love you more bro
↳ genegallagher bro...
↳ jayevans bro :(
gracebrns she looks so stunning... and he's there...
user my type is nepo babies who know they're sexy
user my alexa and alex fr
↳ leonaa i am thunderstorms tbf 😮💨
↳ genegallagher she's trying to play it cool she just screamed and now she's on the verge of tears
↳ leonaa I GOT COMPARED TO ALEXA CHUNG GENE OFC IM ABOUT TO BAWL
↳ user WHAT IS GOING ON????
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leonaa bits and bobs from the past week 🥰🫶 (plus one of the highly demanded baby pics x)
violethewson can i have a slice pretty please 🍰
↳ leonaa it's all yours 😘
↳ user disgusting
violethewson that's one of my fav pics of us we were so cozy ☹️
↳ leonaa forever wishing i could always stay cuddled up with u 🫶❤️🩹
user 5TH SLIDE IM (S)CREAMINGGGGG
katiegavs You're so adorable please make out with me
↳ leonaa don't have to ask me twice x
gracebrns WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
gracebrns hi i love you lovelovelove you!!!!!!!
↳ leonaa hi i love you more!!!!!!!!!!!
user such a slut
genegallagher wait ur kinda cute...
↳ leonaa who are you?
genegallagher 😍😍❤️❤️
user mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lirisaw ugh baby lee i'm unwell 🥹 you're such a cutie xx
↳ leonaa love u sm gorgeous 🫶🫶
lilamoss stargirllll ⭐️
user i think genes shirt is wrong because *OUR girlfriend is hotter than you
damonalbarn You used to be so cute. What happened? 🤣🤣🤣
↳ leonaa oh my gosh you're sooooooooo funny! so funny! not annoying at ALL!
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story replies;
leonaa
who gave you the right to expose me in such ways.
genegallagher
"madonna stuns in new selfie" ...
leonaa
in my defense, madonna stunned in new selfie
bobbyskeetz
she looks demented
genegallagher
she is lad help me please
bobbyskeetz
nah man i've served my time, it's on you now 😭🙏
— author's note
totally not foreboding there's no remote hints of drama coming soon idk what you mean...