GROUP CHAT
ADULTS O³
YOU
guys . . .
UZUI
it's literally 3 am, why
aren't you asleep?
SANEMI
not like everyone is
KOKUSHIBO
yoriichi is
YOU
not to scare you but i
think my house might
be haunted 😱
KOKUSHIBO
what makes you say
that?
YOU
i was in the kitchen,
and the salt container
spilled on its own
DOUMA
the ghost is trying to
exorcise themselves
GYUUTARO
LMAOAOAOAOAO 😭
but good luck (Name),
ghosts are scary
YOU
okay, i kind of threw
sugar at the salt container
DAKI
???
SHINOBU
why would you throw
sugar at a fucking
ghost?
YOU
bcs the salt is die
RENGOKU
the salt is die???
SANEMI
shit grammar
YOU
i don't need u guys to
tell me i have shit
grammar rn — i need
u to help me ghost
hunt? 😺
NAKIME
no, go to sleep
YOU
NAKIME STOP BEING
SO MEAN TO ME
KOKUSHIBO
it's 3 am, just go to bed
YOU
why aren't u all asleep
huh?
KOKUSHIBO
assignments
DOUMA
overdues
SHINOBU
rethinking life
RENGOKU
crying
YOU
😊
you guys are weird
GYUUTARO
says the one ghost hunting
at 3 am bcs of spilled salt
YOU
VALID REASON?
MUZAN
weird reason
YOU
fine i'll sleep 😔
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GROUP CHAT
ADULTS O³
YOU
CODE RED, CODE RED
IT IS NOT A DRILL PLS
ISTG MY HOUSE IS SO
HAUMTED IM SCARED
OLS SEND HELP
SANEMI
its 4 am, everyone is
probably asleep
YOU
okay u help me, bcs why
do i hear footsteps and
a little girl laughing 😭
DAKI
good luck and i suggest
you move out asap lol
YOU
I NEED SERIOUS HELP
DOUMA
i'm here to help my love
YOU
ILY LIKE SO MUCH???
WHAT SHOULD I DO
DO WE HAVE ANY
PROCEDURES ON
FACING UNKNOWN
ENTITIES??
DOUMA
no, i'm here to help wish
you good luck! 😊
DAKI
^BITCH
YOU
EXACTLY, BITCH
YORIICHI
what's happening?
YOU
YORIICHI, A GHOST
IS LAUGHING AT ME
YORIICHI
why do you believe
in ghosts?
YOU
bcs it's literally
happening to me rn
YORIICHI
ghosts aren't real
NAKIME
you guys are so noisy
GYUUTARO
mute the gc
NAKIME
:) bitch
GYUUTARO
I OFFERED A SOLUTION,
TF IS WRONG WITH U
YOU
okay that distracted
me for a bit — but bro,
the laughing is still
there. i'm about to go
insane 😜
NAKIME
ghosts aren't . . . real,
i think
DOUMA
you think? 😮💨
YOU
talk to me so i won't
be able to hear this
bitch laugh
SANEMI
wear your earphones
YOU
oh yeah ur right lol
DOUMA
no, u can just talk to
me. leave that sanemi
dude alone, he doesn't
get the hint ✨
SANEMI
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN??
YOU
LOL, yeah sanemi get a
hint that i want to talk
to everyone here 😊
DOUMA
see? i totally get her
SANEMI
SHUT UP ITS 4 AM AND
SHE NEEDS HER SLEEP.
HER TUTORING STARTS
IN 2 DAYS
DOUMA
oh
YOU
oh
NAKIME
lol exactly and ghosts
aren't real, so don't
worry about it
YOU
:(
DOUMA
u guys made her sad,
live with the guilt 😔
YOU
yeah nakime, live with
the guilt 😔
NAKIME
it's probably a mouse
DAKI
u should sleep bcs how
would a mouse be
laughing? that would be
much more terrifying
NAKIME
lmao ur right i should
sleep 😌
YOU
LMAO
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GROUP CHAT
ADULTS O³
YOU
you guys guess what?
UZUI
the ghost again? it's
10 am (Name)
YOU
yes it's about the ghost,
but turns out it was my
sister lol. she was sleep
walking 😮💨
DOUMA
what was she doing with
the salt?
YOU
she told me she tasted
something salty — she
ate the salt 😊
DAKI
SLEEPWALKERS ARE SO
WILD 😭 ONE TIME
GYUUTARO SLEPT WALK
AND HE STOOD BY MY
BED LIKE MY SLEEP
PARALYSIS DEMON, AND
JUST STARED AT ME FOR
LIKE TWO HOURS
GYUUTARO
WHEN THE FUCK DID I
DO THAT?
YOU
that's the first time she's
ever done that, and the
first thing she did was to
eat salt, laugh, and stomp
around the house 🙂
SHINOBU
and you speculated it
was a ghost too
YOU
sister shenanigans 😮💨
i'm sorry for the early
morning ghost hunt
thingy lolz
SANEMI
lolz?
YOU
yes, lolz
AKAZA
i still use lolz sometimes,
dw lolz
YOU
*lipbites cutely* wanna
date or smth?
AKAZA
what
YOU
i'm sorry, i got two?
hours worth of sleep
because i was anxious
about the whole salt
and laughing and
footsteps 😺
KANAE KOCHO
oh no, you should get
some rest (Name).
your tutoring session
starts the day after
tomorrow! you can't
get sick 😷
YOU
it's that fast already?
i'm nervous — my two
briancaleess aren't
ready
KAIGAKU
briancaleess, who's
brian? and why is he
caleess?
YOU
THATS A TYPO
OBANAI
how do you manage to
mess up braincells that
badly?
MITSURI
she's tired! give her a
break (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
YOU
THANK YOU MITSU 💗
NAKIME
so . . . you woke all us
up for the ghost to be
your sister? i was hoping
that it's a real ghost 😮
YOU
HEY I WAS SCARED OUT
OF MY MIND ALRIGHT?
NAKIME
i was joking, go to sleep.
you need it 🙏
YOU
no i don't, why would i
need sleep?
OBANAI
briancaleess
KAIGAKU
briancaleess
YOU
STOP IT BOTH OF U,
IT WAS A MISTAKE 😞
SHINOBU
you should get some
rest, you'll get sick
KOKUSHIBO
believing ghosts are
real is your first mistake
YOU
POINT PROVEN, STOP
HATING ON ME NOW ✨
YORIICHI
rest
YOU
what?
YORIICHI
rest in peace
YOU
IM NOT DEAD???
YORIICHI
i didn't mean it that
way . . .
SANEMI
^ ARE YOU SRIPID?
YOU
i think i'm not the only
one who needs to rest,
bcs wtf is sripid?
DOUMA
I CANT STOP LAUGHING,
SRIPID AND BRIANCALEESS.
WHAT IS GOING ON? 😭
DAKI
BRO SAME 😭😭
UZUI
sanemi spent the night
searching how to exorcise
ghost from a distance
SANEMI
i did not bitch
UZUI
you did too
SANEMI
i did not, and you're not
even my roommate
OBANAI
i am, and yes. confirmed.
SANEMI
WHAT THE FUCK? STOP
SPREADING WEIRD SHIT,
REPTILE
OBANAI
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO
BE AN INSULT?? CALLING
ME A FUCKING REPTILE
BCS I LOVE SNAKES AND
I OWN ONE?
SANEMI
YOUR SNAKE IS AN EXACT
COPY OF YOUR UGLY ASS,
YES.
OBANAI
BITCH FIGHT ME, DON'T
CALL MY SNAKE UGLY
YOU
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
CONCERNED OF? HE
JUST CALLED YOU UGLY
OBANAI
OBANAI
where?
YOU
READ THE SENTENCE
ONE MORE TIME. SLOWLY.
OBANAI
SANEMI YOU BITCH,
WHERE TF ARE YOU?
SANEMI
main hall, meet me
YOU
oh shit, can someone
video the fight (if it
happens) 😀
UZUI
omw 🤸
YOU
OKAY ITS BEEN LIKE
10 MINUTES, WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
SANEMI
i fucking won
OBANAI
you won bcs i fucking
slipped on an orange
peel uzui left on the
ground bitch
UZUI
i'm guilty of leaving
that orange peel on
the floor — in my
defense, i was busy
videotaping the fight.
i need a snack, and i
didn't expect u both
to move my way lol
YOU
IM SORRY WHAT ⁉️
UZUI
sanemi obanai fight,
uzui want eat, orange
wow yeah delicious,
sanemi obanai move
uzui way, uzui move
out of the way, obanai
slip on orange peel,
sanemi win. capiche?
YOU
OHHHH OKAY, OKAY I
GET IT NOW
GYUUTARO
HOW??? 😀
YOU
bcs i can
DAKI
WHAT LANGUAGE IS
HE SPEAKING?
UZUI
baby language
YOU
UM . . . NO?? IT'S
ENGLISH 😊
UZUI
english with a mix of
baby 🐥
NAKIME
why is there a chick?
UZUI
bcs it's a baby chicken
and i was speaking in
baby and ok u get the
point lol
SHINOBU
WHAT IS HAPPENING
IN HERE? WHY IS SANEMI
AND OBANAI IN THE
INFIRMARY???
DOUMA
oh yeah — you have a
shift in the infirmary lol
anw, they fought to
assert dominance
SANEMI
what
OBANAI
what
YOU
what
DOUMA
what
SHINOBU
obanai twisted his ankle
just so u know
UZUI
is it bcs of my orange
peel? 😔
OBANAI
it is. for until my ankle
heals, you're my bitch
UZUI
??!!! UNACCEPTABLE
YOU
el oh el, good luck. i'm
gonna take my beauty
sleep now, my head's
hurting so much 🫨
guys, i think i hear smth
from my closet 🫥