November 5th, 2:30 AM
Felixburg
Jisuck: guys what happens if i eat soap
leeknow: what the fuck?
Felly: idkk you combust and die or something
savagefetus: Soaps are generally of low toxicity. They do not taste good which limits the amount ingested. Small bites from bar soap or licks of a liquid soap will cause a bad taste in the mouth and possible upset stomach and vomiting or diarrhea.
Meanho: did you just copy that from google?
savagefetus: hehehe
seungtheman: jisung why are you asking this at 2 in the morning??
Jisuck: i was curious 🤷
oldmanchan: GO TO BED NOW
Jisuck: okay okay damn
3 MinUtEs lAter
Jisuck: HOT DOG hOT dAWg hot DIGGITY dog NoW WE GOT EARS it TIME FOR CHEeRS
seungtheman: wtf
pizzaslice: jisung it is 2:34 in the morning why are you singing hot dog
oldmanchan: it's actually 2:35
pizzaslice: shut up
Jisuck: i ate a whole bAr of seop heheHEHEhe
Felly: omg bro you're gonna die
pizzaslice: bro who tf sees a nice clean bar of soap, and says 'ooo it looks tasty ima eat it'
savagefetus: jisung apparently
Meanho: WTF WHY DID YOU EAT SOAP
Jisuck: idK
dumbass: felix is cackling up a storm and woke me up
dumbass: what the hell is happening
savagefetus: jisung ate a bar of soap
dumbass: oml first the noodle juice now this?!
Jisuck: HEHEHEHHEhEEEHEHE
dumbass: oh my
oldmanchan: GO TO BED NOW
pizzaslice: shut up
Jisuck: dlhakdfhkdfjl quack quack
seungtheman: stop quacking
Jisuck: leE knOw choke me Pls
leeknow: i will smother you with my pillow if you eat another bar of soap
Jisuck: BARK BARK CHOKE ME PLS BARK
oldmanchan: stop barking
dumbass: can someone fix jisung pls
Jisuck: QUACK QUack BARK
savagefetus: now he's literally going insane...how can this night get any crazier
Jisuck went offline
Felly: AHH HE DIED
pizzaslice: okay good night yall
leeknow: yall i don't think jisungs okay
dumbass: no duh he ate soap
oldmanchan: maybe he got diarrhea?
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Jisuck went back online
Jisuck: hewlpps iam in spain
seungtheman: huh?
pizzaslice: wtf what do you mean you're in spain
Jisuck: pain
leeknow: OMG WHAT HAPPENED NOW?
dumbass: bitch what did you do now?
Felly: OMG JISUNG ARE YOU OKAY?
Jisuck: i felk diwn the sTairs adf i feel lkke coNcused chikin
leeknow: BOI WHAT
oldmanchan: call someone that can help!
seungtheman: do you feel dizzy?
Jisuck: i feel down the stars, obviUslu
dumbass: oh lord
Jisuck: yaLl i think im gonna Dye
oldmanchan: die*
pizzaslice: shut up jisung just fell down the stairs
Jisuck: hehEHEhehEHhEHE
seungtheman: yep he's going insane
savagefetus: damn
leeknow: okay fuck this im coming over
Jisuck: yaey save me plS
Felly: let us know if jisung's alright, okay?
leeknow: yeah yeah brb
leeknow went offline
23 mInuTEs lATEr
Jisuck: i live.
Felly: YAYYYY
pizzaslice: damn.
leeknow: i managed to get him to puke out the soap
dumbass: ew i don't want to know that
leeknow: want to know the details? first i got my kni-
dumbass: OKAY OKAY thanks!
oldmanchan: well good job you saved jisung
seungtheman: but didn't he fall down stairs??
leeknow: he was being dramatic, he stubbed his toe and fell like 1 step
savagefetus: 💀💀💀
Jisuck: it was still very painful ugh
leeknow: you're so dramatic
Felly: wonderful to know everything is back to normal!
oldmanchan: GO TO BED NOW
Jisuck: okay okay damn
Jisuck: but yk, a soy sauce latte is looking mad tasty right now-
leeknow: NO
😏😏😏
why is literally everyone dying in bsd tf
#dazaiisalive