imessage & instagram!
theo
astrid
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come over i'm horny
theo
as lovely as this is
i believe you mean this for TEO not
THEO
astrid
OH MY GODS THEO
DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW
theo
i never saved it
astrid
please you're a boy you save
everything
theo
maybe you shouldn't send things if
you don't want people to save them
astrid
did you really just say that
theo
yes
astrid
think about that for a bit
theo
okay well maybe it was just phrased
wrong
and your mattheo saves your
pictures all of the time
astrid
because he's my BOYFRIEND
he's like the primary reason i take
photos
theo
what's the other reason?
so you can send them to his best
friend?
astrid
ha ha
so terribly funny theodore
if you must know, i take them
because i'm sexy and i want to
remember that when i am old a
little less sexy
theo
i reckon you'll be a milf
astrid
that's the goal
theo
are you still horny
astrid
i have a boyfriend
your best friend in case you
forgot
theo
i'm well aware
is he coming?
astrid
no
theo
i suppose you won't be either then
ever after you sent him that
picture?
astrid
he's busy
theo
i think we both know what he's
busy with astrid
astrid
you can't know that
theo
if he's busy, i can take care of you
astrid
emphasized "i have a boyfriend"
theo
i have a cock
and fingers
and a tongue
i've been told they work very well
astrid
are you trying to get me to cheat
on him?
theo
karma's a bitch
plus you know you want to
astrid
you're a pig
theo
oink oink
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tnott
my offer still stands
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riddle
babe don't be mad
i said i'm sorry i can't come over
astridmalfoy
it's whatever
riddle
clearly not if your posting shit
like this
take it down
astridmalfoy
you're
riddle
what?
astridmalfoy
it's you're
"clearly not if YOU'RE posting shit
like this"
riddle
don't be a bitch astrid
i'm telling you to take it down
astridmalfoy
i don't want to
riddle
i'm your boyfriend
i'm telling you to take it down
astridmalfoy
just because we're dating doesn't
mean you can talk to me like
that
riddle
okay i'm sorry
are you happy now?
astridmalfoy
just go back to whatever you
were doing
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no1astridstan real
prongslet whose grandpa is that?
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c speaks!
this is me realizing how many twins i've written before
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