Sakura: ...
Sakura: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Sakura: NOT ONLY IS IT ANOTHER AKATSUKI BUT THE FUCKING SHARK MAN?!
Ino: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sai: You have such strange taste in men Ugly
Sakura: SHANNAROOOO
Sai: *dodges the incoming fist just in time*
Sai: Oops, did I say something wrong?
Sakura: SAIIII!!!!!
Sakura: *begins to chase Sai around the room with all the intent to throttle him*
Gaara: ...is this a normal occurrence?
Konoha nin -Gai, Lee, Sakura, and Sai: *Deadpan*
Konoha nin -Gai, Lee, Sakura, and Sai: Yes.
Sakura: *still chasing and screaming at Sai*
Sasuke: *sighs* Oi, damare
Sasuke: You're wasting time like that
Hinata: A-and you are h-hurting Naruto-kuns e-ears
Naruto: How'd you know Hinata?
Hinata: W-well f-foxes have heightened h-hearing r-right?
Naruto: Yep! And Kurama's is reallyyyyyy strong, so all that screaming was really starting to hurt mine and Kurama's ears you know!
Sai: I did not realise Ugly's screeching hurt your ears so much Naruto
Sakura: SAIIIIIII
Hinata: B-be quiet Sakura-chan!
Me: Lets move on to the ratings now, shall we?
Sakura: This disgusts me 0/10
Ino: This is fucking hilarious, 7/10
Sai: They make the perfect ugly couple, 8/10
Sakura: Sai I swear I will rip your fucking tongue off
Sai: *leans close to Naruto*
Sai: Ugly is very moody today
Naruto: *giggles a bit*
Kakashi: Meh, 2/10
Kakashi: It is kinda funny but we probably shouldn't antagonize Sakura much longer *sweatdrop*
Gaara: Most of these pairings do not make sense anyways
Gaara: Save for a few, but I will give this a 1/10
Might Gai: WHO IS THAT SHARK AGAIN?
Rock Lee: YOU HAVE YOUTHFULLY FOUGHT HIM THREE TIMES GAI-SENSEI!
Might Gai: THANK YOU LEE
Rock Lee: YOU ARE VERY WELCOME GAI-SENSEI!
Might Gai: LEE!
Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Might Gai: LEE!
Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Might Gai: LEE!
Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
Hinata: BE QUIET ALL OF YOU! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT NARUTO-KUNS SENSITIVE HEARING?!
Everyone: *sweat drops*
Me: Alrighty, I think y'all might be done with this one
Me: 0/10
Me: This ship makes zero fucking sense