PRIVATE CHAT
UZUI BITCHASS
UZUI BITCHASS
hey little fucker, i wanna
talk to you abt something
u did not just leave me
on seen mf, use your
thumb and begin typing
bitch, i have a lot to say
and i'm not going to be
leave on seen like this.
the fucking audacity.
GYUUTARO
tf happened to hi and
hello bitch? and i left
your bitch ass on seen
because i was too busy
boasting abt it to (Name)
UZUI BITCHASS
(NAME)??? BITCH YOU
DID NOT 🙂
GYUUTARO
BITCH YES I DID. TF DO
U WANT FROM ME OLD
MAN?
UZUI BITCHASS
did she anything about
me? 😶
GYUUTARO
how ur a fucking bitch
and u look like an old
man
UZUI BITCHASS
that's you, and i don't
even look that old tf
GYUUTARO
okay yeah but that's
me lol
UZUI BITCHASS
so before we start this
session — do u hv any
thing to say?
GYUUTARO
WHAT THE FUCK IS
THIS??? A THERAPY
SESSION??? 🤨
UZUI BITCHASS
just answer the
fucking question,
it's not that hard
GYUUTARO
no? maybe? kinda?
who knows? u
texted me first, so
say your shit and
i'll do mine 😮💨
UZUI BITCHASS
oh ur right lmao,
mkay so let me just
type it out first.
so first of all, i
wanna apologize
for being a bitch.
i figured everything
between us was
getting kind of old,
and immature. if
you think this isn't
ganuine, who tf are
u to judge that?
only i know this is
ganuine or not 😶
but istg this is real,
from the bottom of
my heart — i even
fought my friends
for this. we did a lot
of things that could
have been prevented,
but we didn't do
anything to prevent
it. so i hope we're
good and i hope we
don't have any bad
relationship w each
other lol
u did not just leave
me on seen when i
typed out a mf paragraph
to say sorry to u, istg
if u come texting me
that ur sorry — i'm
blocking your seaweed
head up 😇
GYUUTARO
U DID NOT JUST CALL
ME THAT AFTER TYPING
A LONG ASS APOLOGY??
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN
SPELL GENUINE RIGHT
BITCH, GO LEARN YOUR
ABCS 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
UZUI BITCHASS
U KEEP LEAVING ME ON
SEEN BITCH TF AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO???
AND ITS A MF TYPO BITCH
GYUUTARO
OKAY THEN THAT GIVES
ME THE RIGHT TO CALL
U AN OLD MAN RIGHT??
AND IK DAMN RIGHT
THAT IT WAS NOT A TYPO.
YOU MISSPELLED THE
WORD GENUINE, TWICE.
TWICE BITCH.
UZUI BITCHASS
im not even that old
looking the fuck??
and yes it was a typo,
don't tell me it's not.
GYUUTARO
ok now can i say my
shit, it's my time to
shine ✨
UZUI BITCHASS
dramatic bitch
GYUUTARO
wanna fucking go dick
head?
UZUI BITCHASS
sure 😁
GYUUTARO
screenshotting this and
sending it to (Name), brb
UZUI BITCHASS
BLACKMAIL
GYUUTARO
ok let me fucking shine.
first of all, you're a bitch,
but i'm a bitch too so ig
that makes us the same.
i guess our whole enemy
thing is getting old and
it's tiring to keep up lmao,
but it was a fun time.
and yes, this is an apology
for being a bitch too, hope
we won't be enemies —
second of all, you're still
an old man to me, so
i'm still going to call u
that lol
UZUI BITCHASS
🤨
HALF-ASSED APOLOGY
GYUUTARO
THATS FUCKING GENUINE
BITCH — DON'T TELL ME
ITS NOT BCS IT IS 😒
UZUI BITCHASS
IM TELLING (NAME)
GYUUTARO
TELL HER WHAT??? I DID
AN APOLOGY AND U DID
ONE TOO?? BITCH
UZUI BITCHASS
UN-GENUINE APOLOGY,
AND U CALLED ME AN
OLD MAN 🧓
GYUUTARO
AND YOU CALLED ME
SEAWEED LOOKING HEAD,
I DON'T SEE YOUR POINT
UZUI BITCHASS
STOP FUCKING YELLING
GYUUTARO
stupid bitch
UZUI BITCHASS
TF DID YOU SAY TO
ME??
GYUUTARO
STOP FUCKING YELLING
UZUI BITCHASS
IM NOT YELLING???
GYUUTARO
UNCAPS YOUR CAPS
BITCH 🤨
UZUI BITCHASS
NOT IF YOU UNCAP
YOUR CAPS FIRST
GYUUTARO
NO???? 😇
UZUI BITCHASS
IM TRYING TO SAY
SORRY HERE LITTLE
SHIT, DON'T PICK
FIGHTS W ME
GYUUTARO
IM NOT PICKING
FIGHTS WITH YOU
BITCH, YOU TOLD
ME I WAS A SEAWEED
LOOKING HEAD FIRST
SO I CALLED U AN OLD
MAN 😎
UZUI BITCHASS
DONT PEOPLE CALL
U THAT ALL THE TIME?
GYUUTARO
WHAT MAKES U THINK
I LIKE BEING CALLED
THAT???
UZUI BITCHASS
IDK YOU NEVER GET
ANGRY AT ME
GYUUTARO
I THREW A FUCKING
CANVAS SET AT YOU
A YEAR AGO — OLD
MAN 😊
UZUI BITCHASS
oh yeah lol, my bad
can't remember un-
important stuff bitch
GYUUTARO
TF IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN
UZUI BITCHASS
uncaps your caps before
i uncap your kneecaps 😇
GYUUTARO
UZUI BITCHASS
papi shrek?
GYUUTARO
PAPI SHREK, U CALL
SHREK THAT TOO??
UZUI BITCHASS
DON'T EVERYONE??
GYUUTARO
no, just us 😔
UZUI BITCHASS
people are so uncultured
istg 😔
GYUUTARO
cultred bros 😎👊
UZUI BITCHASS
cultured bros 😎👊
GYUUTARO
anyways, apology accepted
and now we're cultured
bros 😎👊
UZUI BITCHASS
HELL YEAH CULUTRED
BROS
GYUUTARO
do u know abt (Name)
applying for a scholarship?
UZUI BITCHASS
yeah, she told us abt it
kinda bummed bcs we
wouldn't be able to meet
but hey it's a good
opportunity for her, and
i'm happy if she's happy
GYUUTARO
my bro 🥹 idek there
is this side of u
UZUI BITCHASS
TF IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN???? 😒
GYUUTARO
gtg my pet fish is asking
for a walk lol stupid me
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GROUP CHAT
UPPERMOANS + (NAME) <33
GYUUTARO
um ok . . . things went
much better than i
expected and now
uzui and i are cultured
bros
YOU
cultured bros? what's
that supposed to mean
GYUUTARO
bcs papi shrek 😻
YOU
YOU GUYS CALL SHREK
THAT? ME TOO???? 🤨
GYUUTARO
CULTURED SIS 😎👊
YOU
CULTURED BRO 😎👊
DOUMA
i literally call shrek that
all the time???
NAKIME
can't confirm, never
happened
DOUMA
be on my side for once,
tf is wrong with u 😔
YOU
i c u owe us all ice cream,
yes? 😇
GYUUTARO
who are u? and what ice
cream? i think i'm in the
wrong group chat???
DAKI
U OWE US ALL ICE CREAM
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY
DOUMA
ice cream party yes?
GYUUTARO
fine since i'm nice 🙂
YOU
WOOWOOWOWOOOOO
TEXT ME IF WE'RE GONNA
GET ICE CREAM 😁
GYUUTARO
i can just bring it to u if u
want
YOU
no, it's okayy. i resigned
so i have a lot of free time,
before i hv to study 😀
GYUUTARO
ew studying, good luck 🤞
anyways, i think that old
man's pretty cool too lol,
he's cultured unlike some
of u (daki)
DAKI
tf did i do
GYUUTARO
9+10 = 21 BITCH
DAKI
19????
GYUUTARO
SEE WHAT I MEAN??
DAKI
I DONT
YOU
sibling goals fr