PRIVATE CHAT
KYOJURO
KYOJURO
hey, can we talk?
AKAZA
i guess?
KYOJURO
ik stuff has been extra
weird with all the
constant apologies,
but i'm here to do the
same
AKAZA
for what?
KYOJURO
for everything
AKAZA
why out of the blue?
KYOJURO
it's getting childish,
we're getting older,
life's moving on yk
AKAZA
lol true
KYOJURO
sorry about that
time
AKAZA
our fistfight? it was
awesome — not
gonna lie 😁
KYOJURO
i didn't know you
were that good at
fistfights 😬
AKAZA
bcs you didn't ask
me abt it.
KYOJURO
true. what did we
even fight over?
AKAZA
i think you were
recruiting people
for the history club,
and i didn't want
to join. but you
were hella forceful,
and i thought it
was annoying so i
punched you first.
why did i do that?
KYOJURO
thinking about it
makes me laugh,
honestly
AKAZA
i laugh at what i
did, bcs who the
fuck does that?
KYOJURO
you
AKAZA
lmao yeah, me
KYOJURO
so are we good
now? you're cool
of a person
i guess
AKAZA
i guess???? 🤔
KYOJURO
kidding. you're cool
to talk to — soooo??
AKAZA
friends?
KYOJURO
friends
AKAZA
let's forget about
what the fuck happened
in our fistfight that
time lol
KYOJURO
remember when
you said "kyojuro,
shut the fuck up and
fight me."
AKAZA
remember when
you said, "i'm
rengoku kyojuro,
i'm not gonna be
involved with you
and your friends."
like it's a literal
anime? 🧐
KYOJURO
lmao yeah, i was
so dramatic
AKAZ
i know lol
KYOJURO
so are we good
now?
AKAZA
yeah. it's kinda
immature to
stick on to smth
that happened
long ago
KYOJURO
cool. we should
hang out soon
AKAZA
sure. tell me abt
it if you want to
we can bring
(Name) too 👍
KYOJURO
ofc, ofc. tell your
friends i'm sorry
too
AKAZA
same, tell your
friends that i'm
sorry too
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GROUP CHAT
UPPERMOANS + (NAME) <33
AKAZA
i just had the
weirdest concept
of conversation
with rengoku
DOUMA
spill, what did he
say?
AKAZA
we apologized to
each other? and it
was so polite. i
almost told him
to fuck off???? 😬
YOU
UM . . . WHAT???
AKAZA
not literally. but
it was pretty weird
to be typing an
apology to him.
i guess we're friends
now?
YOU
everyone's starting
to be friends with
each other — i can
die happily 🤕
DAKI
are you dying?
YOU
NO??? IT WAS JUST
AN EXPRESSION???
(but kinda inside)
GYUUTARO
made me shit out
so hard — i thought
you were LITERALLY
dying.
YOU
aww, nice to see you
care my bro 😎👊
GYUUTARO
BRO ZONED??? 🫨🫨
YOU
super duper mega
best friend?
GYUUTARO
best friend pro ver
zoned? 🫨🫨🫨🫨
YOU
bf? 😏
GYUUTARO
😽😽😽
KAIGAKU
no. just no.
YOU
ik, i was kidding.
why? you jelly
welly? 🙊
KAIGAKU
YOU
LMAOAOAO JK
wyd?
NAKIME
who was that
directed to?
YOU
all of you
GYUUTARO
suffering
DAKI
living
KAIGAKU
managing
NAKIME
dying
HANTENGU
crying
AKAZA
doing my assignment
YOU
out of 6 fucking replies,
only 1 was sane. tf are
these campus doing to
you? 😟
AKAZA
nothing. they're just
dramatic
KOKUSHIBO
lmao
YOU
MICHIII 😽
KOKUSHIBO
hey
DOUMA
HE SAID HEY?? THE
FUCK IS GOING ON.
I CALLED IT, IT'S THE
END OF THE FUCKING
WORLD 👹👹👺👺
KOKUSHIBO
i just said hey?
DAKI
but that's not you,
it's not kokushibo
KOKUSHIBO
I LITERALLY JUST
SAID HEY?? TF IS
SO ABNORMAL ABT
IT???
GYUUTARO
you're sensitive 😛
KOKUSHIBO
shut the fuck up
GYUUTARO
🤐🤐🤐
NAKIME
he's changed, what
did you do to him
(Name)? took him
too long to change
KOKUSHIBO
what's that supposed
to mean?
NAKIME
what do you think
it means?
KOKUSHIBO
i could've changed
sooner?
NAKIME
exactly 💯
KOKUSHIBO
TF IA THAT SUOPOSED
TOW NEAN???
YOU
MICHI GET YOURSELF
TOGETHER
KOKUSHIBO
I AM????
DOUMA
HE'S SO EMOTIONAL
IT'S ACTUALLY AO
FUNNY HELP
DAKI
I KNOW??? KSSJSKSJ
YOU
I KNOW??? KSSJSKSJ
(2)
KOKUSHIBO
I LITERALLY HAVE
EVERYTHING TOGWTEHR??
YOU
YOU'RE MAKING TYPOS
KOKUSHIBO
OKAY BUT DO YOU ALL
NOT???
YOU
i do 💍
KOKUSHIBO
what the fuck (Name)
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PRIVATE CHAT
MUZAN
MUZAN
apology or whtv.pdf
YOU
WHAT THE FUCK??
KOKUSHIBO WAS
BEING LITERAL ABT
YOUR 2 PAGE APOLOGY
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GROUP CHAT
UPPERMOANS+ (NAME) <33
YOU
DON'T FREAK OUT
BUT I THINK THE
WORLD MIGHT BE
ENDING SOON 🤯
DOUMA
WHAT??? IS IT LIKE
CONFIRMED OR SMTH?
YOU
no, but muzan just
sent me a 2 page
apology??? yeah,
the world's fucking
ending 😬😬😬😬
MUZAN
why would you
announce that to
the group chat?
YOU
HE HAS ARRIVED 😺
KOKUSHIBO
the 2 page pdf thing?
i was the one who proof
read it lol
YOU
why is everyone
saying sorry all
of a sudden?
AKAZA
that's what i'm talking
abt
NAKIME
nobody apologized
to me tho?
YOU
bcs nakime, you're
actually rlly nice and
mature — unlike . . .
MUZAN
who are you calling
immature
YOU
I SAID NOBODY'S
NAME????
DOUMA
LMAOAOAOAO U JUST
EXPOSED URSELF 😦
MUZAN
shut the fuck up
DOUMA
YOU
WAIT DO U GUYS
WANNA SEE HIS
APOLOGY?? I HAVEN'T
READ IT THO BRB
DOUMA
I WANNA SEE
DAKI
ME TOO. ME TOO
NAKIME
me three
KAIGAKU
me 4
GYUUTARO
HELL YEAH, ME 5 🖐️
KOKUSHIBO
i've seen it like ten
times already —
pretty sure half of
it was ripped off
straight from a bot
YOU
oh no, un-genuine
apology 😐
MUZAN
don't send it here
YOU
don't send it here
whattttt?
MUZAN
yeah, don't send it
here
DAKI
don't send it here
whatttt bro
MUZAN
please?
YOU
i was just kidding,
you're literally so
bbygirl 👁️🫦👁️
MUZAN
fuck off
YOU
okay brb u guys 🤪
DAKI
I WANNA SEE
MUZAN
no
YOU
talking about apologies
if uzui suddenly texts
gyuutaro out of the blue,
i'm going to resign and
open a tarot card or
clairvoyant reading or
something 😮💨
GYUUTARO
(Name) not to freak you
out or anything but as i
was reading your text,
a notification from uzui
came — i am actually,
moderately, freaked out.
YOU
FOR REAL???? OH MY
GOD, IM OPENING A
FUCKING SHOP. GOOD
BYE SCHOLARSHIP,
HELLO READINGS
GYUUTARO
i can't believe he started
the text by calling me a
little fucker??? 🤨
YOU
what?
GYUUTARO
21:07 [ UZUI BITCHASS ] hey
little fucker, i wanna talk
to you abt something.
the fuck is wrong with
this guy? and yes, the
world is probably ending
soon 🤯
YOU
LAMAOAAOA IDK IF I
SHOULD BE LAUGHING
AT "LITTLE FUCKER"
OR "UZUI BITCHASS"
GYUUTARO
oh damn, i forgot to
change his contact lol
YOU
you guys would prob
be the best of friends
after this
DAKI
lol ^ true, can already
sense it coming 😐🖐️
GYUUTARO
pshhhh we're just gonna
talk and then boom
done — no drama, not
friends, just people
who knows each other
i guess
YOU
RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅
I SMELL THE BULLSHIT
THROUGH THE SCREEN
GYUUTARO
I'M BEING SERIOUS
YOU
ok, let's bet on it. ice
cream?
KAIGAKU
siding with (Name)
NAKIME
^ me too
DAKI
ME THREEEEEE
HANTENGU
me four
AKAZA
me five i guess?
KOKUSHIBO
6
GYUUTARO
EVEN YOU???? MAN
IM GONNA BE GETTING
A LOT OF ICE CREAM,
THIS IS GONNA BE
AWESOME 😎
YOU
WE'LL SEE BITCH,
you're gonna be buying
a lot of ice cream for us
GYUUTARO
nu uh, not happening
YOU
yu-uh, yes happening
DOUMA
WAIT I JUST FINISHED
DEVOURING A WHOLE
CHOCOLATE CAKE
WHAT'S GOING ON
AND WHY IS GYUUTARO
BUYING ICE CREAM? DO
I GET ONE????
YOU
SCROLL UP ITS STILL
HOT AND FRESH 🥵
DOUMA
WAIT WAIT DONT TEXT
ANYMORE — LET ME
CATCH UP ‼️‼️
YOU
OKAY KSJSKSJS
DOUMA
(NAME)'S SIDE 🖐️🖐️
GYUUTARO
i am 100% sure you know
nothing and you just
wanna side with her.
DOUMA
ehehe you know me
best 😎
GYUUTARO
21:12 [ UZUI BITCHASS ] u
did not just leave me on seen
mf, use your thumb and
begin typing bitch, i have
a lot to say and i'm not
going to be leave on seen
like this. the fucking audacity
TF JS WRONG WIRH THIS MF
YOU
IM SORRY UZUI IS JUST
SO FUNNY 😭
DOUMA
i can already sense the
friendship starting, you
go get your bestie gyuutaro
GYUUTARO
SHUT THE FUCK UP
DAKI
i'm getting emotional,
my brother's making
friends other than me.
GYUUTARO
????
KOKUSHIBO
just reply to him already,
stop leaving him on seen
GYUUTARO
chill, bye. wish me luck
YOU
FOR WHAT???
GYUUTARO
idk just wish me luck
DAKI
good luck on your new
page of life — chapter
meeting new friends 😍
GYUUTARO
go fuck yourself daki
DAKI
i'm blocking your ugly
ass up
GYUUTARO
BE MY GUEST
mkay bye
YOU
and i'm gonna go too,
i have a 2 page apology
to tend too. goodbye
everybody 👋
DAKI
pls spill
DOUMA
pls spill 🫗
AKAZA
^ what they said
MUZAN
no
YOU
BYE 🫂