luke: good morning gorgeous
sam: its 3pm
luke: and? you worked third these past couple of days and i know how hard
the time switch has been on you. so.
luke: good morning gorgeous.
sam: its not a good morning.
sam: you leave in two days
luke: i know i hate it
luke: not trying to be pushy but
luke: have you gave the idea any more
thought?
sam: i have, but i still haven't decided
luke: oh ):
sam: i promise i'll give you an answer at
your hotel the night before.
luke: fingers crossed it's a yes.
luke: also, the guys wanted to say hi if
that's okay?
sam: sure
luke added ashton, michael, and calum into the chat
ashton: SAM HI
sam: hi ash!!
ashton: sooooooo
ashton: you coming with?
sam: haha, idk yet
sam: maybe
ashton: DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS
ashton: SHE SAID MAYBE
michael: thats not a yes dumbass
ashton: watch your mouth gecko
ashton: but its not a no
luke: you guys embarrass me
sam: its cute pukey
calum: ok lets not call him that
calum: my arm hurts enough from a
couple days ago tyvm.
sam: pukey whered you go
calum: ASHTON LUKE HIT ME
AGAIN
ashton: good god
ashton: why are you guys always
tattling to me?
calum: cos you're daddy ashton duh
sam: love that for you ash
ashton: i know right??
ashton: i chose not to have kids and i
still ended up with freakin 3
michael: shut up assface
ashton: at least my hair didn't look
like a smurf took a shit on my head
calum: and you tell us to watch OUR
mouths.
michael: my hair is red now wtf
ashton: but it was blue, fuckin dipshit
luke: sam? you still there?
michael: she's probably fangirling
michael: i tend to have that effect on females
calum: what, a period reminder?
michael: you know what
calum: what
michael: shut up you little asian lookin
fuck
calum: im not fucking asian FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME
ashton: WATCH. YOUR. MOUTHS.
calum: oh fuck this
calum added addie into the chat!
calum: addie
calum: tell them im not asian
addie: ...
calum: WOW you tOO?
michael: lmaooooo
michael: even she can't say anything
michael: you prob got a pencil dick too
michael: did you get the highest scores on your SAT's?
calum: fuck you.
calum: i dont have to take this you used tampon
michael: calum open the fucking door
calum: no i fear for my life
calum: dont make me call 000
michael: go ahead, the aussie cops
will take a couple hours to get to you
calum: thats not a universal number
luke: no dumbass, in america it's different
calum: WELL WHAT IS IT CAUSE MICHAEL MIGHT GET THIS DOOR DOWN AND KILL ME PUKAS
luke: you're on your own.
ashton: ..kid
ashton: i had to.
sam: .....you alwayS HAVE BEEN
luke: sam! hi!
sam: hi lukey
michael: gagging
michael: take the coupley shit elsewhere
michael: us singlefolk would not like to constantly be reminded of being single
luke: sam, you could always introduce
him to kate (:
michael: the friend who slept with her
best friends ex? no thanks. i prefer non-skanky girls
sam: how do you know that??
michael: i get bored and read lukes messages over his shoulders when i
have absolutely nothing better to do
sam: oh god that's embarrassing
michael: btw
michael: you made the right choice
being a michael's girl
sam: omg.
ashton: no you didnt
ashton: ashton girls slap.
luke: pipe down grandpa
calum: hahahahahha
michael: keep giggling, i will get to you
michael: when you least expect it
michael: sam can i borrow a used
tampon?
sam: ew michael no
luke: that is gross
addie: why tf
michael: i was gonna put it on calum's
hood on his car
michael: karma
ashton: this is weird
sam: agreed bye
luke: sam no wait
luke: ugh
luke: can any of you be normal for ONCE
michael: no
calum: no
ashton: prob not
addie: i am
calum: ok miss i sleep with a pokemon stuffed animal
michael: she def belongs with me
calum: fuck off clifford tampon head
michael: okay thats it
ashton: i need new friends