You and Sonia Have a Wonderful night and after some fun you go back to your Table
You: So You having fun I see.
Sonia : I AM having a good time! I'm having the best time! I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
You:...* I Don't know why but when she said that it feels like she just Jinxed us*
[And just like that you were right. Suddenly, a group of mean-looking patrons approach her and You]
You : Uh, heh, can we help you?
Thug: We don't like your kind around here.
Sonia : ( Raises an eyebrow ) "Our kind" What kind is that?
Thug: Hipsters.
Sonia : [Gasps] How dare you.
You : Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway. Weren't we? There's not a problem here.
Sonia : No, no, no, it's okay.
You : No, no, no, we're leaving.
Sonia : I know exactly how to handle this situation. [Grabs a beer bottle, stands up, and clears her throat] Pop quiz, hotshot. You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog girl who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? What do you do? Ha!
[Sonia jumps up and tries to smash the bottle over the guy's head, but nothing happens]
Sonia : Huh! Am I crazy? It's supposed to break, right? [Tries again, numerous times, her speed increasing as well] Bink. Bink, bink. Break, please. Break, please. Break this bottle, please. Please, please, please, please, please!
You : Uh, Sonia ?
[The guy raises his fist.]
Sonia : Uh-oh!
[The guy punches Y/N in the face, which knocks him into more patrons, sparking a bar fight.]
Sonic: Ho-hoo! Ho-ho-ho!
You: *sarcastically*: Nice going!
Sonia : Thanks! It's awesome, right? All right, who's next? Who wants some? Who do I get to beat up? Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings!
[She sees the thug from earlier cracking his knuckles.]
Sonic: Why, you..!
[Sonia jumps and punches the thug in the face repeatedly in slow motion, somersaults, and lands back on the floor]
Sonic: Ha-ha!
[Sonia blows on her fists and the thug turns around and growls aggressively]
Sonia : Uh-oh.
[The thug runs to tackle her, but now time seems to have stopped and everything is frozen in place as Sonia's awareness is increased tenfold.]
Sonia: Really?
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["BOOM" by X Ambassadors plays as Sonia runs around the bar and setting up pranks and traps for everyone, even catching a selfie with one of the patrons, crashing into a boot head-first, eating chili dogs, saving you as she moves you to a safe distance away from everything and setting a bear head trophy on the thug from earlier. Finally, the bar fight ends with everyone getting entangled in Sonia's traps, and Sonia imitates a bull wrestler by using a checkered napkin as the thug runs past her and crashes through the window.]
Sonic: Olé!
[Only Y/N is left standing due to Sonia saving him from the fight. Y/N looks around at the injured patrons and even sees a patron wrapped in toilet paper fall to the ground, and Sonia sides up alongside Y/N at the bar.]
Sonia : So, should we get out of here?
You : Uhh, Yeah, time to go!
[You and Sonia rush out of the Piston Pit and make a beeline for the Car.]
Sonia : Ha-ha-ha! That was amazing! Wait a second, did we even pay our tab? It doesn't matter! Watch this, watch this! I always wanted to do this!
[Sonia jumps up and slides across the hood of Y/N Car in slow motion, barely noticing the fast food from earlier, and she slides inside the Car.]
Sonic: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Bar Patron: Get 'em!
Sonia : [Waving] See ya, suckers!
[The bar patrons chase after the Car ]
Sonia : I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me.
Bar Patrons: Come on! Don't let 'em get away!
[Sonia and Y/N are now far away from the patrons and they're celebrating their victory with laughs.]
Sonia : Yes!
You : Yeah!
Sonia : Yes!
You : Ouch! [Holds the side of his face.]
Sonia : He got you pretty good!
You : I'm all right. I've been hit harder.
Sonia : Did you see how much toilet paper I used?! The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with!
[Scene Change: Motel, night.]
When they got there there was one small problem there was no vacant rooms accept the honeymoon one but they bullshit lied that there a married couple as hardest it was for you to say those words out loud it worked and you two got inside the room.
Sonia : The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough.
[Sonia is jumping excitedly on a bed while Y/N grabs some ice for his bruises]
Sonia : And the odds were against us. But there was no stopping Donut Lord and the Blue Blur Hottie! Scratch another one off my list. [Scratches off the item on her bucket list]
[Y/N sits down on the bed while Sonia sits on the other one.]
You : You are a weird little Girl .
Sonia: Woman...I'm A Legal age Woman
[He hands Sonia a makeshift ice pack, and Sonia starts imitating Y/N as he tends to his bruises, which makes Y/N notice and he gets annoyed.]
You : Okay.
Sonia : So, what are we gonna do now?!
You : I'm gonna pass out watching TV. I think you should too.
Sonia : But this is my last night on Earth! I want to soak up every last second!
You : [Still tending to his bruises] All right, anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out.
[Sonia looks around and zips all over the room, doing pretty much everything she can to amuse herself. Finally, she finishes up with a shower and comes back to the bed wearing towels on her head and body, and slippers on her feet as well as some thigh socks and long white gloves. and she also had some make up on her face as well Which kind of made her look sexy as you looked away and had a small Blush on your face]
Sonic: Good times.
You: ( Still looking away with a Blush ) Umm where did you get all that...the thigh socks glove and make up.
Sonia: From that Massive Gift Box they left us here in the room
She is of course referring to The Honeymoon Package you get for having a night here with stuff to have for a...Fun Night.
Sonia: And it comes with this free Booze thing.
You: No No No...Booze is bad for you...I think...No its better if you don't drink at all
Sonia: Pleeeeease...
You:....Sigh....Ok But Just one drink
1 Hour and 11 drinks later
You and her were laughing like drunk idiots and telling story's about one another
You : So Uhh...hey... Hey, so, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?
Sonia : Its uhh...its uhhh...It's no Earth, I can tell you that. There's no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff.
You : [Shrugs] Well, look at it this way; at least you won't be the only "fun-guy." [Chuckles]
Sonic: ......No.... Don't ever do that again....seriously il punch you in the dick if you ever do that again
You : I liked it.
Sonia : [Looks around the room] I'm really gonna miss this place. I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, but what if Longclaw was wrong? Maybe I could have a life here.
You: You Know...the way I see it...I think that the real home is home is where you choose to stay and follow your heart...or something like that
Sonia: That is so Beautiful ...and kind of Gay...But still thank you Y/N ( she leans in and puts a hand on your face ) Really thank you
You: ( You lean in and put your hand on her face and looked her in the eyes as well ) Ah No problem.
The two of you just keep looking into one another's eyes For a few minutes...and they out of the Blue you bot started a make out session which was you taking of your clothes and her take the towels off her body.
TO BE CONTINUED.
A/N: AAAAAND CLIFF HANGER...YEAH IM A DICK