pirating love

I lived in a town that everyone was nice or plan bitches. My name is Elizabeth smith, I work in a bar. I even cook for a baker when he has to many orders coming in. We would get new people coming in from boats, oh yeah our town is near the boondocks. I come from a long line of pirates, but no one here cares if the did they would of turned me into the coppers or the pigs what we call them. you have to watch your step or what you say around the men they would just come out a slap you. In this town the men apparently rule but not to me. Some guy just cupped my butt I turned and punched him in the face then kicked him where the sun don't shine. when I had to work late in the bar it was past closing time. when BANG!!!!! someone bang on the bar doors " we're closed go away."