Stray Kids - The Chat

Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... Еще

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

trick or treat smell my feet

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Hazelflight38

October 31st, 6:00 PM

Felixburg 

savagefetus: LAST ONE IN HERE HAS TO SMELL MY FEET 

6 people went online 

seungtheman: HELL NAH 

Felly: AHHHH 

oldmanchan: i am not smelling your feet 

pizzaslice: eww no 

dumbass: THOSE CRUSTY JUICY TERRAIN TICKLERS? NAW

seungtheman: terrain ticklers? 💀

dumbass: yes! i saw them! i took a picture back at the lake! 

savagefetus: what?

Felly: OMG THOSE PAVEMENT PUNISHERS

pizzaslice: CARPET CRITTERS 

seungtheman: nah that's a whole hand 💀

savagefetus: noo my ground grippers :(

Jisuck: whats going on? 

Jisuck: wtf who's dogs are those 💀

savagefetus: mine lol

1 person went online

leeknow: huh? 

leeknow: OH HELL NAH 

savagefetus: congrats lee know! trick or treat, smell my feet, then gimme something good to eat :D

leeknow: no. 

pizzaslice: pussy. 

leeknow: go find the trigonometric identities of your face or something

seungtheman: dayum

Jisuck: OMG HUBBY YOU'RE HERE <333

leeknow: huh? 

leeknow: oh lol <33

savagefetus: OMGG 

Felly: AHHH

Jisuck: 🥰🥰🥰

Socks entered the chat 

Socks: gay. 

Socks yeeted themself out 

dumbass: 💀

leeknow: wha-

seungtheman: fuck you socks.

savagefetus: okay ANYWAY i was wanting to say that we should totally go trick or treating! 

oldmanchan: good idea! 

pizzaslice: watch us end up getting lost or something because of jisung

Jisuck: HEY! we won't get lost this time! 

seungtheman: then we get kidnapped by demon wolf alpha BTS like in the fanfics

leeknow: ngl i wouldn't mind getting kidnapped by some demon wolf alpha BTS

savagefetus: BARK BARK BARK

oldmanchan: we won't get kidnapped by demon wolf alpha BTS

oldmanchan: and stop barking.

seungtheman you're the one who wrote an essay about wolf furries 💀

oldmanchan: irrelevant. 

dumbass: but we're gonna get lost and end up like stray kids lol 

seungtheman: fr us getting lost is a tradition

leeknow: guys it's literally just trick or treating lol nothing will happen 

savagefetus: are you sure 🤨🤨🤨

oldmanchan: this time, i am determined not for us to get lost! 

seungtheman: bet. 

oldmanchan: WE WILL NOT GET LOST! 

Felly: okay everyone let's meet up at lee know's house at 8! 

leeknow: why my house lol 

Felly: because everyone knows where you live :)

dumbass: we also know where you work, your age, your full name, etc :)

leeknow: oh

savagefetus: see yall soon 🤩🤩🤩

pizzaslice: we're definitely going to get lost 

oldmanchan: WE ARE NOT GETTING LOST!!

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lol. i just got a 79.7% on an ap quiz.

anyways part two coming soon >:)



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