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littlemermaid posted
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littlemermaid crying, bawling, shitting bricks <3
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bobsbugsbegone i just need someone to fall hopelessly and innocently in love with me
↳ littlemermaid i fr need a man to murder someone for hurting me
inyourpants felt this on another level
blazeandthemonstermachines i think i'm a pretty decent guy 🤠
↳ inyourpants that's one man out of the five billion in our year
↳ h2ojustaddwater this is why half our year is single
daffyduck ITS LITERALLY SO SIMPLE: I WANT YOU FOR WORSE OR FOR BETTER
↳ littlemermaid I WOULD WAIT FOREVER AND EVER
↳ bobsbugsbegone BROKE YOUR HEART, I'LL PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
↳ inyourpants AND THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
↳ bobsbugsbegone girlhood & mother >>
h2ojustaddwater men in books just do it better
↳ littlemermaid men in real life are scary
roalddahl keep to the men in your books, reese 👍🏼
↳ littlemermaid normal people would usually tell me to seek help 🤨
immatextlorenzo i need that candle
↳ littlemermaid i'll fight you for it
↳ thechosenone no she won't
↳ littlemermaid no i won't, it's my precious child 🤭
saintlike you're not a very good dancer tess
↳ littlemermaid everyone should love me regardless
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tnott posted
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tnott drink triple, see double, act single.
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lavenderb fuck, he's hot.
p.parkinson you're such a whore 🙄
↳ tnott always a pleasure, p
enzoberkshire stay away from my bed
↳ tnott oh but that's comfiest for the ladies and you know they require only the best
daphgrass you're already upstairs, aren't you?
↳ tnott you know me too well, daph
blaisezabini yet you wonder why you can't get the girl you want
t.aldair smoking kills y'know
↳ tnott you offering to be my new addiction, aldair?
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𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗞'𝗦 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗥, throwing her head back and closing her eyes, grumbling, before knocking softly, smiling at her professor as he ushered her in.
"you wanted to see me, sir?" she took a seat in the spinny chair, her legs already making the chair spin as she fiddled with the rings on her fingers, her eyes flittering over the room.
"yes, i did. you're aware you're one of my star pupils, exceeding in my subject and according to your other professors, you seem to do the same in theirs," he beamed at her, looking extremely proud, "because of this, professor snape has requested for me to ask you to tutor one of the students in your class,"
"oh- oh sure, i mean, i'd have to sort out a time with them but i have a free spot now that i'm done with neville," she rambled before meeting her professor's gaze and she shut up instantly, apologising sheepishly, "sorry,"
he waved it off, "it's fine, you'll be tutoring—" he was cut off by a knock at the door, which caused both of their heads to shoot up, as the person at the door was called in, "ah, mister nott, right on time, as i was saying miss aldair, you'll be tutoring mr nott."
she turned in her chair, her jaw slightly dropped as she internally screamed in her mind, and she narrowed her eyes at him, not even trying to respond, while he watched her heavily entertained, "you alright, love?" he grinned at her while she cursed him out in her head, but as she looked back at flitwick, his encouraging smile was all it took for her to say to theodore, "tomorrow, four o'clock, sharp."
his eyes flicked up and down her face, as he smiled cheekily, "i'll be there,"
+44...
when did you say to meet?
cara mia
i assume you're nott.
and you know exactly when
i said to meet up.
nott
what if i just wanted an
excuse to talk to you?
cara mia
or maybe the girl in your
bed ran away and you want
to be entertained
nott
you think that low of me?
cara mia
you don't exactly help
your case.
nott
you looked pretty today
wait
what do you have me saved as?
cara mia
you implying i don't always look
good? ever the charmer, aren't you
and also nott why? what'd you have
me saved as?
nott
oh
same
and you know perfectly
well that i think you always look
no less than perfect
cara mia
thanks, you have me saved as nott? 🤨
nott
you know exactly what i mean
and emojis? i'm getting somewhere 🤓
cara mia
STOP IT
anywhore, i've spent enough time
talking to you. i can already feel my
braincells dying, remember, four
o'clock, or i'm leaving
𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
theo and tess, my babies, also i changed her fc <33