My shorts are so unhinged- 💀💀💀 they don't stop- 💀💀 or have any chill 💀💀💀
Umbridge: Care to explain to why you're late?
(Apparently Me): I overslept, professor. I lost track of time as well.
Umbridge: Lost- track of time?
Me: Yes, professor. Last night was really rough for me.
Umbridge: So rough you decided to change houses?
💀💀💀
Me: *wearing a Slytherin tie*
Me: Holy shit-
*Draco in the background-*
Umbridge: As far as I recall, you are a Gryffindor, correct?
Me: Uh- yes, you got it right professor.
Umbridge: May I ask where your tie is?
Me: I don't quite remember-
"I can't do this anymore"
Umbridge: Hm, how honest of you, miss.
Do you see what I deal with? 💀💀💀💀
(It felt better if I typed it out- 💀)