Y/n:Zzzz......Zzzzz......
Ruka(whisper):Y/n......Y/nnnn.....
Y/n:Mmm!....
Ruka:.....Y/nnnn!
Y/n:..Mmm fuk off.....
Ruka:......
Ruka crawled under your blanket.
Y/n:.......
*Pop!*
Y/n:GHK!!!
You slammed your arms against the wall as the VERY illegal trench shotgun sprang up from the side of your bed.You ripped off the blanket and pointed it right at Ruka's face.He traced the barrel of the shotgun with his finger.
Ruka:Wooow!So long and hard....are you gonna blast me with this~?Zaddy?
Y/n:I hate you!!Also why are you in my room!?
Ruka:I just wanted to give you a morning wake up present.
Y/n:I don't want your unwanted advances!!
Ruka:I meant some free coupons to IHOP.
Y/n:....Oh.....Yeah thanks man.
Ruka:Of course.Maybe later I'll-Hop on your schmeat?
Y/n:That doesn't work!
Ruka:Yes it does!!
Y/n:You can't add words or letters to it!
Ruka:Yeah I can!That's the whole point of a pun!Yo make it work!
Y/n:Well yeah didn't!
Ruka threw your blanket at you.
Ruka:Anyway why are you up here?
Y/n:Well due to our scare fest on the girls last night-
Ruka:Which were hilarious!
You two high fived.
Y/n:Ruby got scared and wanted to sleep together-
Ruka:*GAAAASP!*
Y/n:W-What!?
Ruka:You two are at THAT level of your relationship!?Cuddling!?That girl is so lucky!I gotta ask her how it felt.
Y/n:Ruka!
Ruka:Sorry continue.
Y/n:After her the rest of the team followed.
Ruka:........Bring up the white board.
Y/n:What why?
Ruka:I have a theory!
Y/n:A GAME-
Ruka slapped you.
Ruka:NO THIS IS SERIOUS!!
Y/n:Oh dam.
*Next scene*
Ruka:So you're saying that the REST of them came down to sleep with you?
Y/n:Yeah?
He began to write something down.
Ruka:You have Rizz Y/n.
Y/n:Yeah no shit.Have you seen my hours on Black ops 2-
*SLAP!*
Ruka slapped you again!
Ruka:Y/N!!I am being serious!!No jokes!!
Y/n:Oh dam.....again.
Ruka:Y/n Rizz is determined on the ability to pull anything you're attracted too!
Y/n:Ok?
Ruka:And of course there's different kind of rizz.Vocal rizz,speech rizz,performance rizz-
You raised a finger.
Ruka:Talking about athletics and or musical stuff.
You out it down.
Ruka:And of course the hardest one to master....Unspeakable Rizz:Model,"Unintentional."
Y/n:....What?
Ruka:Ever since team RWBY came to Earth you were able to Rizz em up Unintentionally.
Y/n:I don't have unspeakable rizz!
Ruka:Of course you DIDN'T....But now you do!
Y/n:If that's the case why didn't it work on Chelsea?She left for....for.....*Sniffle!*Hold on!
Ruka:Rizz DOESN'T work on sluts!!Literally!Two weeks time on today she'll be on the streets.
Y/n:Ok so when did I gain it?
Ruka:Rizz works on many things.Muscles,wealth,personality,laying pipe.
Y/n:......*Raises finger*
Ruka:This time sexually.
Y/n:*Lowers finger*
Ruka:But only unspeakable Rizz is given by fate.
Y/n:Fate?You mean......
Ruka:Wether or not it also had to do with destiny!On that day Lady fate said that,"It it time my child to give you Godlike levels of unspeakable rizz!"
Y/n:What?!No that's fake news!!
Ruka:Y/n we've both watch Ruby more times than we can count.Has Yang ever made a flirtatious move,wink,or kiss ever since Ruby became your girlfriend.
Y/n(shocked):.....When....Ruby asked you where the rags were......
Ruka:On a woman Rizz acts differently depending on their naughtiness level.So when Yang found out you two were dating it didn't take much to get her after you.
Y/n:O-Ok but this doesn't say anything about Blake or Weiss!!Maybe they were just scared about being alone!
Ruka:For a female rizz is like an instinctual call!Even if they say they don't like you the fact that they came to you proves that they do.
Y/n:I'M CALLING YOUR BLUFF!!THAT LAST PART CAN'T BE TRUE!!!
Ruka:Y/n I mean this in the most sincere way possible.
He put his hands on your shoulder.
Ruka:I've had pipe laid into me more than your hours on Call of Duty.
Y/n(scared):...............E-Even more than Bo2?
Ruka(menacing):Especially more than BO2......
Y/n:Oh god!Oh God Ruka what do we do?!
Ruka:You laid down and let me handle it.
Y/n:Still straight dude.
Ruka:DAM YOU AND YOUR RIZZ!!
Y/n:Wait!You always wanted to bang me before I met Chelsea.I didn't have any rizz then.
Ruka:Oh well that's simple.Horniness beats Rizz any day of the year.Why do you think there's so much hentai where after the girl gets raped they fall in love?
Y/n:.....Huh.
Ruka:Anyway let's go to Ihop!WHOOOO!
*Next scene*
You were in the livingroom watching TV.
Y/n(thoughts):....He was just bluffing right?.....There's no TEAL way that Yang's into me.Just because I'm dating Ruby and I saved her from a bullet.Sonic's saved plenty of people.Doesn't mean that Tails wants to bang him.....or does he?
While you were lost in thought you felt someone blew into your ear.
Y/n:Ghh!!Dammit Ruka!I-
Yang:Woah buddy chill out.
You saw Yang's outfit and blushed a little bit.
Y/n:S-Sorry!Force of habit.
Yang:Guess Ruka really has you on the ropes for that huh?
Y/n:Yeah definitely.
Yang:Whatcha watching?
Y/n:Something that was ahead of our time and a treasure across America.
Yang:Oh....Y-Yeah I can see how this is funny.
Y/n:Don't worry all of this is out of context it's not the real episode.
Yang:Oh thank Oum.
Ruka:Ready!!
Ruka slid down the railing.
Ruka:Are we all set?
Y/n:Yeah I'm good.You?
Yang:Ready like Betty.
Y/n/Ruka:WHOAH-OH BLACK BETTY!!BAM-A-LAM HEY-YAY BLACK BETTY!!BAM-A-LAM BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD!!!
Blake:The heck was that?!
Yang:Hey that kind of sounded like the song we were listening when we were being chased.
Y/n:Sorry.It's like an instinct to say it when someone rhymes something with,"Betty."
Ruka:Too good of a song.
Y/n:Too good indeed.
*Next scene*
You all were back in the truck.
Y/n:Hey Ruka I forgot to ask.How'd you even get the tickets?
Ruka:Won em' in a prize.
RWBY looked at Ruka suspiciously.
Ruka:....It wasn't a dirty contest ok?!.....I DID have to name all Gay pornstars though.
Y/n:Wait all of them that are alive now or all time?
Ruka:All that are alive.I can't name all of them that ever live.
Y/n:You named ALL of them?!
Ruka:Yeah dude.
Y/n:I can't even name the last 3 anime that I watched.(Thoughts)Except it wasn't anime.It was a special anime.Anime that I haven't seen in years.It was the greatest night of my life.And for some reason Morgan Freeman was narrating my thoughts this time.
*POP!*
Ruka(thoughts):Hey.This is Ruka.You ever wonder how good of a pipe Morgan freeman can lay?His old features has to be a lie.Anyway I'm gonna get back to blowing him.That's what that popping sound was!
Morgan Freeman(thoughts):Hi.It's me Morgan Freeman.Now I share Y/n's concern with yhe females.After all females ARE known to be more competitive when it comes to love.But the question we all should be asking is,"When is Ruka going to successfully seduce Y/n?"
Ruka(thoughts):Soon!Very soon.
Morgan Freeman(thoughts):Who the fuck told you to stop?
Ruka(thoughts):Zesty he is!!*GAWK!*
Y/n:Ruka of you invade my thoughts again I'm going to kill you.
Ruka:
*Next scene*
Ruby:So what does IHOP even stand for?
You all were in the waiting area.Ruby was on your left and Yang your right.
Y/n:International House of Pancakes.
Weiss:Nora would love it here.
Blake:Maybe a little too much.
Y/n:For a while it used to be House of burgers.
Blake:What happened?
*Flashback*
The entire world:
*End of Flashback*
Y/n:.......More stable than it is now.What about on Remnant?I'm sure there's some whacky names over there.
Ruka:Like the Beowolf Diner.
Y/n:Ash Grilled Atlas Dust.
Ruka:That just sounds nasty.
Y/n:Dust Til Dawn Diner?
Ruka:You just ripped that off from the bookshop in Vale!
Y/n:How about fuck you Ruka!
Ruka:Good!I will!!And I'll have that with extra DICKING!!
Y/n:Oh that's it!!
You and Ruka walked outside and got into boxing positions.
Weiss:Do they do this all the time?
Yang:I find it kind of amusing.
Your fight ended up moving to the side of restaurant.There was an abrupt stop of the slapping sounds.........
You and Ruka walked back inside.You had several bruis marks and a lipstick on your cheek.
Yang:You lost huh?
Ruby hugged you and began to headpat you.
Ruka:I know SEVERAL seduction tactics.
Yang:Can you teach em to me?
Y/n:N-No!
Ruka:Sure!
Y/n:That's it!!Outside!
You and Ruka walked back outside.
Ruby:Is this really necessary?
There was another round of slapping sounds that came to an abrupt stop......
This time Ruka came back with bruised mark.
Ruby:Babe you won!!
Y/n:It was a tainted Victory.
Ruby:Tainted?
Ruka:I love a good beatdown.
*Next scene*
You all sat down.
Waitress:Can I start you all off with any drinks?
Y/n:I'll take a Sprite.
Waitress:We have Sprunk.
Y/n:.........Sierra Mist?
Waitress:Bob's Waterfall.
Y/n:.....Just give me the dam Sprunk.
Ruka:I'll take a Diet Coke.
RWBY:Coffee.
Y/n:Pssh.Borinf NPC's.
Ruka:You ordered something that was off rand.
Y/n:STOP TALKIIING!!
Ruby:So!What are we gonna do today?!
Y/n:What do you mean?
Blake:Well 3 days ago we went to the mall.
Ruby:And something magical happened.
As she hugged your arm and your was squeezed by her boobas all you could think was-
Y/n(thoughts):I got cut off while talking about the M4 gun.
Yang:Last night we watched Ruby basically pee herself playing that game.
Ruby:Y-Yang!
Yang:So what's our Adventure for today?
Y/n:For today?I don't know.Is there anything even happening today?
Ruka:Ooh!We could go to the movies!
Y/n:Ruka as I'm speaking we're about 350 words away from it being the end of this chapter.
Ruby:Chapter?,
Y/n:We're gonna need something to carry over.
Ruka's phone began to ring.
Ruka:Yello!....Oh hey Dave!.....I'm just at IHOP with a couple of friends....Yeah Y/n's here too.
Y/n:Hey Dave!
Ruka:He says hi......No I haven't given him a Tuggy wuggy.
Weiss:Who's Dave?
Y/n:Oh right.Every 2 Fridays we would have a RWBY night party.Think of it like a Comic-von but nowhere near as big and everyone makes jokes.
Ruby:Oh so like a movie night!
Y/n:Exactly.Dave's one of the people who goes there.
Ruka:You want us to come over?Yeah sure!
Ruka hung up.
Miracle:Call me a Miracle because I just found out what we're doing!
Y/n:What Miracle?
Miracle:We're going to the beach!!
Blake:The beach?
Miracle:Yeah!Oh man I wonder what I should wear?How do you feel about duct tape Y/n?~
Y/n:I feel like I don't wanna go to the beach.
Miracle:Oh don't be such a sour puss.It'll be like a welcome to Earth for you guys.
Weiss:We've been here for 5 days.
Miracle:I never said WHEN the party was gonna happen.
After that the waitress came backbwith the drinks.
Waitress:Are we ready to order?
*Next scene*
You all were walking out of IHOP.
Y/n:*BURRP!*Oh man what a lovely breakfast.
Weiss:You didn't even have a breakdown.You just got Chicken,Mozzarella sticks,and Fries.
Y/n:Not true.Ruby also gave me her pancake cause she couldn't finish the meal.
Ruby:Get your facts right Weiss!
Y/n:Yeah get emnright Weiss!
Ruby:Yeah!
Y/n:bitch.
Weiss:Excuse me?!
Y/n:Nothing!
Ruka:Alright now we just gotta head back home to get our swimsuits!!
Y/n:You guys gotta get your swimsuits?
Blake:Yeah why?......Wait were you gonna go just like that?
Y/n:I got my shorts that's all I need.
Yang:Always ready huh?I like that.
She said moving a little bit closer to you making Ruby raise an eyebrow at Yang.
Guy:OI!!!YOU!!
There was a group of people in front of you....one of em was Chelsea and her girlfriend.
Y/n:Uhh....Can I help you?
Guy:You xXxpUPynUts69!?
Y/n:Yeah?
Yang:What is that your nickname?
Y/n:My Playstation username.
Guy:You talked a lot of shit on me on Yugioh Master Duel!!
Y/n:....Yeah?
He threw you a duel Disc.
Ruka:Oh shit he wants to run cards!!
Y/n:Wait what!?!These are real!?
Guy:I want a rematch!!
Y/n:
Xever:I'M XEVER _IS_SUPREME!!!WE HAD OUR EPIC MATCH REMEMBER!?And instead of leaving with honor you disgraced me!!
Weiss:Are we really dealing with this type of person?
Y/n:Just you wait until you hear about our genders.
Blake:There's only 2 genders.
Y/n/Ruka:.......
Blake:There's only 2 genders....right?
Ruka:Wait Y/n why'd you dishonor him?
Y/n:Motherfucker he dishonored himself!!!You wanna know what he used!?TWO LUCKY PUNCH CARDS!!!
Ruby:What's that?
Ruka:Once per turn when an opponent declares an attack ypu can toss a coin 3 times. If the result is 3 heads you draw 3 cards.But if the result is 3 tails youbdestroy thed card AND if the face-up card on the field is destroyed: You lose 6,000 Life Points.In Master Duel you have 8,000 Life Points.
Y/n:You KO'd yourself on TURN 2!!Hell technically turn 1!!
Yang:Personally that would never happen to me.
Xever:Yeah well I don't care!!You are gonna duel me right now!
Y/n:And what if I don't?
Xever:......No balls say what?
Y/n:What?
Xever:HAHA!!
Y/n:DAMMIT!!!
Ruka:Ahaha!Fuckin idiot!!
Y/n:Look man I don't even have a deck to use!
That's when he threw you a deck.
Xever:Here!I think everything should be in order.
You checked the cards.
Y/n:......How the fuck did you get all the cards for my deck!?
Xever:I hacked your Master Duel account and looked at all your decks....You really like the word,"Harem".
Y/n:Y-Yeah....I....I think it's a funny word.
Xever:So are we doing this or what!?
You looked back at Ruka.
Y/n:Did Dave ask for a specific time?
Ruka:No.But if we wanna beat traffic you gotta end this in like 10 minutes.
Y/n:*Sigh*Alright look!I'll duel you!But if I win you gotta leave me alone!!
Xever:If I win I get the blonde one's number!!
Ruka:OH God is my natural hair color showing!?I forgot to dye it.
Xever:No dumbass!The big booba one!
Y/n/Yang:You say booba too huh?
You and Yang looked at each other in confusion before getting back to the matters at hand.
Y/n:Alright deal.
Xever:Oh!And we gotta throw in the losers strongest card!
Y/n:Well duh how else would we do this?
You both started off with 8,000 LP.
Xever:Heads or Tails?
Y/n:The side that made your mother swallow your brothers.
RWBY/Ruka:
Ruka:Feeling spicy today huh!?
Chelsea walked in the middle of you and Xever.She looked at you but you didn't even look back.
Chelsea:May yhe best duelist win.
Y/n(ignoring Chelsea):I plan to.
She flipped a coin.
Chelsea:.....Tails.
Xever:Dammit.I can't attack but oh well.I draw!!
-Standby Phase-
-Main Phase 1-
Y/n:WAIT!!
Everyone:......
Y/n:So we're just gonna have a Yugioh Duel with NO music?
Ruka:I gotcha.
He pressed something on his phone.
......
Phone:4 big guys!And they grab on my thighs!They eat my ass just like Apple Pie-
Ruka:Whoops!!Sorry.
He pressed something else.
Y/n:This isn't the end of the world Ruka.
Ruka:All the other Yugioh songs are ass.
Y/n:Well then pick a Non-Yugioh song!!
Ruka:Dam didn't know you like to drink Cola in a Pepsi glass.
He picked a different song.
Y/n:Hell yeah I can cook with this!
Xever:Ghh.....
Y/n:What's wrong a shit hand to start!?
Xever:Hmph.I'll win this duel!I have a very serious gambling addiction!
Weiss:Wait hold on how is this game played?
Ruka:Well the concept is simple but the execution is hard.Im this version both players start off with 8,000 lifepoints.They have to use Monsters,spells,and or trap cards to their advantage and win.The first one to reach 0 life points loses.
Ruby:Well what about the actual game?
Ruka:There's a lot of rules and what not so I'll try to dumb it down.
Xever:I summon Amazoness Princess in attack mode!
Y/n:Oh fuck me!I know exactly one card that's gonna be a pain in the ass!
-Amazoness Princess-
Attack:1,200
Def:900
Ruby:Whoah!!She actually appeared?!
Ruka:That's the power of the Duel Disc.Some monsters cam have different effects ts on the field.Like being able to summon other monsters or even being able to negate spell effects.
Xever:I activate her affect!I add Amazoness calling to my hand and use that spell!!
Ruka:Amazoness Princess can add a spell or trap card to Xever's hand.And Amazoness Calling can add one monster to his hand that has the name,"Amazoness".
Weiss:Well everything seems simple so far.
Xever:I add Amazonss Warchief to my hand!
Y/n:I know this play all too well.I know exactly what you're gonna do!
Xever/Y/n:I activate Amazoness Warchiefs effect!I special summon her to the field-
Xever:What the!?
Y/n:Bruv.You saw the one word I use for all of my decks.How did you not see this coming?
Xever:Don't worry!I got something that you'll never see coming!
Y/n:Your father?
Chelsea's girlfriend snickerd.
He Special Summoned Amazoness Warchief.
-Amazoness Warchief-
Attack:1,900
Defense:0
You blushed at Amazoness Warchief's abs.
Xever:I add Amazoness Hotsprings to my hand!
Y/n(thoughts):What the?Amazoness Hotsprings?Usually I just add Polymerization.Amazoness Hotsprings is a decent card.If attacked you gain Lifepoints depending how much damage you took AND you get yo add 1 Amazoness card to your hand.So far he added 3 different Amazoness cards....something's up and I don't like it.
Xever:I set down 1 card and Activate Amazoness Fighting Spirit!I end my turn.
-Xevers Field:-
Total attack:3,100
Total Cards:4
-Turn 2-
Y/n:I draw!!
You drew Harpies Feather Duster.
Your hand consisted of:
-Dragonmaid Changeover
-Raigeki
-Threatening roar
-Laundry Dragonmaid
-Parlor Dragonmaid
-Harpies Featherduster
Y/n:Heh!I summon Daragon Parlor Maid!!
-Dragon Parlor Maid-
Attack:500
Defense:1,700
Y/n:I activate her effect.I add Dragobmaid Lorpar to my hand!And then I send Dragonmaid Lorpar to the graveyard!
Yang:Why would he do that-
Ruka shushed her sassily.
Ruka:He's cooking.
Y/n:I then activate the spell card Harpies Feather duster!!
Xever:Ghk!!
You destroyed the two spell cards that Xever had which were Amazoness Fighting Spirit and Mirror Force.
Y/n:Really?Dick move.
Xever:Up your's!
Y/n:I enter my Battlephase!And when I do Parlor Dragonmaid effect happens!She returns to my hand and in doing so I Special Summon her true form from the graveyard!!Dragon Lorpar!!
-Dragonmaid Lorpar:
Attack:2,700
Defense:1,700
Y/n:I attack your Amazoness Princess and destroy her!!
Lorpar successfully managed to destroy the Princess causing damage to Xever.
Ruka:Hell yeah Y/n!!Show that bastard why he sucks!!
Weiss:Isn't there supposed to be some cheesey lesson to learn here?
Ruka:No Xever sucks he unironically uses Lucky punch.HANG THAT N-WORD NOW!!!I GOT THE ROOE RIGHT HERE!!!
Xever LP:8,000-->6,500
-Mainphase 2-
Y/n:I enter my Mainphase 2!!This is where I activate Dragonmaid Changeover!I fuse Dragonmaid Lorpar and Parlor Dragonmaid to summon!DRAGONMAID SHEOU!!!Who I totally don't wanna bang because I have a Girlfriend now!
Ruby:YEAH!
Chelsea:What?
Xever:You wanted to bang a Dragon?
Y/n:NO!!Didn't you hear me?Dipshit!
-Dragonmaid Sheou-
Attack:3,500
Defense:2,000
Y/n(bonerfied):Yup!Totally not kinky!!
Ruka:My man's wants some dragussy.
Y/n:I end my turn!!
-Turn 3-
Y/n LP:8,000
Xever LP:6,500
Xever:I draw!
He drew and enteredhis standby phase.
Y/n:I activateDragonmaid Sheou's effect!For every standby phase I can summon one,"Dragonmaid" Monster from my graveyard!I choose Dragonmaid Lorpar!!
-Dragonmaid Lorpar-
Attack:2,700
Defense:1,700
Xever:Haha!I activate the Pendulum card Amazoness Goldenwhip Master!!
Blake:What does that do?
Ruka:It's a pretty ridiculous card.Not overpowered but provides great support.It's a pendulum card meaning you can set it in the spell zone.And when you do every Amazoness Monster on Ruka's side of the field gains 100 attack for every level their monster has.
Ruby:.....Wut?
Ruka:The Amazoness Warchief.It's a level 5 Monster and has 1,900 attack.So if the monster is Level 5 and it gains 100 attack for every level what is it's attack now?
Ruby and Yang were struggling to put their braincells together.
Weiss:2,400 you dolts!!
Ruka:Yes Weiss!But not only that The Amazoness Golden whip Master can destroy 1 spell card on Y/n's side of the field.
Xever:Ghahaha!!!I activate Amazoness Spiritualist effect!I send back Amazoness Fighting Spirit to my hand!!And now I can Special summon her in Defense mode!
-Amazoness Spiritualist-
Attack:800(+200 due to Amazoness Goldenwhip Master)
Defense:1,800
Xever:And now!I set a Polymerization from my deck to the field!
Y/n(thoughts):.....Does.....Does he NOT know Drago Maid Sheou's effect?....You know what I'ma let him cook.
Xever:I set one card down!I also use the Polymerization in my hand!!I fuse Amazoness Princess and Amazoness Warchief to Fusion Summon Amazoness Empress!!
-Amazoness Empress-
Attack:2,800
Defense:2,400
Xever:Then I activate the Polymerization on the field!I f
Use Amazoness Empress and Amazoness Spiritualist to fusion summons AMAZONESS AUGUSTA!!!
-Amazoness Augusta-
Attack:3,200(+1,000 due to Amazoness Goldenwhip Master)
Defense:2,800
Y/n(blushing):Oh my abs lord.
Xever:HAHAHAHA!!!YOU SEE THAT Y/N?!?!I SUMMONED THE STRO GEST CARD IN MY DECK!!
He looked at Yang.
Xever:I hope you like seafood momma!!
Yang:Y/n pleas win and I'll give you an award!!
Y/n:I want a tank.
Xever:And that's not all!!Since used Amazoness Empress to make Amazoness Augusta!!I get to special summon ANOTHER Amazoness Monster!!And I summon Amazoness Que-
Y/n:I use Dragonmaid Sheou's effect to Negate that.
Xever:I.....Huh?
Y/n:Yeah nor only does she negate effects she destroys them.
*KSSSH!*
Amazoness August was destroyed.
Y/n:Now I send Dragonmaid Sheou back to my Eztra dexk and Special Summon House Dragonmaid.
-House Dragonmaid-
Attack:3,000
Defense:2,000
Xever:........I.....Uh....WELL I ACTIVATE MY AMAZONESS HOTSPRINGS IN RETALLIATION!!
He activated Amazoness Hotsprings.
Xever:And due to the cards effect I add ANOTHER Amazoness Princess to my hand and summon it since this is tech6.y firat sum.on if this turn!!
-Amazoness Princess-
Attack:1,200(+Plus 300 due to Amazoness Goldenwhip Master)
Defense:900
Xever:I add Amazoness Onslaught and set it down!!I end my turn.
-Turn 4-
Y/n:I draw!!
You drew Chamber Dragonmaid.
Y/n(thoughts):My luck for this game has been wonderful!!
Your hand:
-Chamber Dragonmaid
-Parlor Dragonmaid
-Raigeki
-Threatened Roar
-Laundry Dragonmaid
Y/n:Alright time to end this.I activate Dragonmaid Changeover in my graveyard!Not only does Dragonmaid Changeover return to my hand but I ALSO get to choose a Dragonmaid card to return to my hand!I choose Dragonmaid Lorpar!!
Dragondmaid Lorpar and Dragonmaid Changeover returned yo your hand.
Y/n:And now this is where you die.
Xever:What!?
Y/n:Because I returned a Dragonmaid card to my hand House Dragonmaid effect kicks in!!I get to destroy....1 monster on your field.
Xever:Ghk!!
Y/n:HOUSE DRAGONMAID!!!DESTROY HIS AMAZONESS PRINCESS!!!
Amazoness Princess was successfully destroyed.
Xever:Hahaha!!!Jokes on you!I still got one trick up my sleeve!!
He pulled out a gun-
*REBOOT SOUND!*
Y/n:I summon Chamber Dragonmaid and activate its effect!
-Chamber Dragonmaid-
Attack:500
Defense:1,800
Y/n:I add Dragonmaid Welcome from my deck to my hand and activate it!!
Ruka:Dragonmaid Welcome gives all Monsters in Y/n side if the field 100 attack and defense for every Dragonmaid monster.Since he has two they both gain 200 of both.
-Dragonmaid Chamber-
Attack:700
Defense:2,00
-House Dragonmaid-
Attack:3,200
Defense:2,200
Y/n:And now I activate Dragonmaid Changeover!!I fusion summon Laundry Dragonmaid and Dragonmaid Lorpar to re-summon my dragon waifu-I mean TOTALLY mutual fried DRAGONMAID SHEOU!!!
Now that there were 3 monsters on your field Chamber Dragonmaif and House Dragonmaid gained another 100.
-Dragonmaid Sheou-
Attack:3,800
Defense:2,300
Blake:I just realized that the Dragonmaids names are anagrams.
Ruby:What do you mean?
Blake:In Dragonmaid Lorpar put,"Lor" behind,"Par."What do you get?
Ruka:....Holy shit you get Parlor!
Blake:And,"Sheou"Is just an anagram for,"House."
Ruby:Oh that's so cooool!
Y/n:Then I normal summon Parlor Dragonmaid!I add Dragonmaid Tinkhec from my deck to my hand and then send it to the graveyard!!I enter my Battlephase!!
Xever:I ACTIVATE AMAZONESS ONSLAUGHT!!
Y/n:You utter fool!AMAZONESS ONSLAUGHT ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AMAZONESS. ONSTERS ON YOUR FIELD!!
Xever:Shit!!!I FORGOT TO REAAAAD!!!
Y/n:NOW!!I ACTIVATE PARLOR MAIDS EFFECT!!I RETURN IT TO MY HAND AND SPECIAL SUMMON DRAGONMAID TINKHEC!!
You now had 4 dragon Maid monsters on your field.
-Chamber Dragonmaid-
Attack:900
Defense:2,200
-House Dragonmaid-
Attack:3,400
Defense:2,400
-Dragonmaid Sheou-
Attack:3,900
Defense:2,400
-Dragonmaid Tinkhec-
Attack:3,100
Defense:2,100
Y/n:Dragonmaid Chamber!!Attack HIM DIRECTLY!!
She attacked him.
*THWACK!!*
Xever:Gah!!
But due to Amazoness Hotsprings he gained back 900 in Lifepoints.
Y/n:DRAGONMAID TINKHEC ATTACK!!
She blew a giant Fireball at him.
Xever LP:6,500-->3,400
Xever:I just wanted her number man!!
Y/n:Yeah well you made a giant mistake....You challenged me to a Children's card game.
Ruka:Jeez Y/n cosplay much?
Y/n:SCREW THE COSPLAY I HAVE A DRAGONMAID MOMMY!!!NOW DRAGONMAID SHEOU!!!ATTAAAAAACK!!!
Dtagonmaid Sheou shined an elegant light upon Xever ending the game and making his Lifepoints 0.
Xever LP:3,400-->0
Xever:Aaaaaagghhhhhh!!!!..............
Xever fell to his knees.
Y/n:Untouched AND ended the game in 4 turns.Somwhow that's more embarrassing for you.
Xever:Ghk!!
He looked up at Yang.
Xever:I tried my best!Will you at least consider it?
Yang:You better dream cause that's the only way it'll happen.
Xever:AGH!!
A metaphorical anvil landed on him and killed him.
Y/n/Ruka:
Y/n:She's slowly learning our humor!!
Ruka:*Wipes a tear*I'm so proud!
Ruby ran up and hugged you.
Ruby:Y/n!!That was so awesome!!
Y/n:I'm just glad that I drew such good cards.I didn't even has to use my Raigeki!
Ruby gave you a quick l kiss on the lips.
Ruby:Teach me to play like that sometime?
Y/n(blushing):S-Sure!!
Ruka:Alright girls!
Y/n:Dude.
Ruka:And fap materials.
Y/n:DUDE!!
Ruka:Let's go to the beach!!
Yang:ALRIGHT!!
Ruby:Let's go gang!!Beach adventures await!!
You all made your way back to the truck as Chelsea's girlfriend comforted Xever.
???:Come on.You what'll make you fell better?
Xever:*Sniffle*Dark Magician Girl girlfriend?
Y/n:Uh!(Thoughts)He's just like me!!Fore real for real!
???:No a pancake.
Xever:Ok....
Xever and his goons entered the IHOP with an embarrassing defeat for appetizers.Chelsealooked like she wanted to at least talk to you properly but talking was never an option.Now with a well deserved Victory based on luck you got into the truck and drove off to your next Fan-service chapter.
Y/n:W-Wait fanservice?Can't we just take it easy?You know.Have some wholesome service?........
I the author threw several pipebombs in his truck for even suggesting such a stupid thought.
Y/n:OH MY GOD-
End of Chapter 6.