October 29, 8:00 AM
Felixburg
Felly: good morning lovely people!
dumbass: good morning <3
Felly: <33
leeknow: yall so cute fr🤩
pizzaslice: good morni-
Hacker joined the chat
Hacker: :3
Hacker yeeted themself out
pizzaslice: WHAT THE FUCK
oldmanchan: eh?
Jisuck: BAHAHAHAHA
leeknow: more blackmail material.
seungtheman: L
dumbass: THIS GUY AGAIN?!?!?!
pizzaslice: HELL NAH GET BACK HERE LITTLE BITCH
pizzaslice added Hacker back to the chat
pizzaslice: WHO TF ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT
Hacker: give me your balls.
dumbass: ...
savagefetus: ...
Jisuck: ...
pizzaslice: ...
Felly: ...
seungtheman: ...
Meanho: wha-
Hacker: gimme
oldmanchan: no you cannot have my balls
pizzaslice: NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION OR ELSE... 🔪🔪🔪
Hacker: does this lil' peanut really think he's scary?
savagefetus: fr
Hacker: omg did you see him standing next to yeonjun from txt on inkigayo?
savagefetus: YES LMAO THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
seungtheman: what's txt?
Felly: bitch-
leeknow: WAIT when was changbin on inkigayo with yeonjun from txt?
savagefetus: nvm.
Hacker: he would be besties with chuuya nakahara fr fr
pizzaslice: EXCUSE ME? THAT SHORT GINGER CHIHUAHUA? I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Hacker: drink more milk. don't follow chuuya's footsteps, pal.
savagefetus: omg channie! can we keep it as a family pet?
oldmanchan: sure why not
savagefetus: YAYYY
pizzaslice: NOOOO!!!
Hacker: IT?!
Hacker: EXCUSE ME?! IM NOT A PET!
dumbass: wait what tf is happening? we're adopting a pet hacker now?
leeknow: i'm fine with it tbh. as long as i'm entertained.
Jisuck: same
Felly: it probably has more cute images of changbin!
savagefetus: okay im going to rename it
Hacker's name got changed into Socks
savagefetus: welcome to the family socks!
Socks: what is happening
seungtheman: i feel you buddy. i recommend running while you still can.
savagefetus: it can't escape! i have a leash!
Socks: damn how did you know one of my kinks was being leashed up
Meanho: wha-
dumbass: okay felix let's go somewhere else for now.
Felly: nah this is fun
Socks: i have pictures of everyone btw, so you gotta be careful of what you say 😈😈😈
leeknow: bitch your name is Socks you are in no position to threaten us with pictures rn
Socks: watch me
Socks: keep your friends close but your toes closer 😈😈😈
chan: toes!?!
Socks: shit i meant foes*
Jisuck: bAHAHAhahdfAHAHAHAABAH
savagefetus: 💀
oldmanchan: stupid pet hacker, can't even spell
leeknow: GIVE ME UR TOES
dumbass: AHHH MY TOES!!!!
Felly: your toes, hand them over now.
dumbass: my poor toes!
Socks: you're next.
Socks: fear me.
savagefetus: how dare you. bad dog!
leeknow: oh sweet baby jesus...
leeknow: chan what happened to you
seungtheman: did you break your jaw???
dumbass: aww my boyfriend looks so cute even without hair <3
Felly: thank you <333
Felly: i think..?
Socks: gay.
Felly: what about it, mate?
pizzaslice: socks where tf did you even get these pictures
Socks: i have my ways 😈😈😈
seungtheman: stop using that sussy emoji or i'll hunt you down
Socks: you're not scary.
seungtheman: 🖕
Socks: damn
dumbass: wait does anyone notice how socks doesn't provide cute pictures of jisung even though he also made fun of socks?
leeknow: suspicious...
Jisuck: i am not socks.
Jisuck: im am too cool to have a undignified name like socks.
Socks: bitch shut up i didn't choose to have this trash name
savagefetus: socks is a cute name :(
Socks: no it isn't. and since we're on the topic, I AM NOT AN IT!
savagefetus: you are an it tho
Socks: i want to lunch something
Socks: punch*
seungtheman: lol stupid loser dog
Socks: fuck you
seungtheman: fuck you
oldmanchan: okay that's enough
oldmanchan banned Socks from the chat
Felly: NOOO SOCKS! IT WAS AN ANIME FAN
savagefetus: SOCKS NOOO
leeknow: how tf did you ban him this isn't an among us lobby
savagefetus: fanfic logic ig
leeknow: what?
savagefetus: nvm.
oldmanchan: that thing was making my head hurt
dumbass: maybe we shouldn't have a family pet tbh
pizzaslice: i am glad that it is gone.
Jisuck: tbh it wasn't that bad
seungtheman: well i hate it, fuck socks
savagefetus: btw changbin you should meet chuuya. he's 5'3 but i'm sure you two will become besties.
pizzaslice: oh.
pizzaslice. my.
pizzaslice. GOD-
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Sup.
Finally posted a kind of long ass chapter after a long ass week. AP classes are kicking me in the left butt cheek. Help.
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OKAY TIME FOR CAT #3 MEHEHEHEHEHE
Meet the final cat! While cat #2 was the ultimate lord of cat rizz/playboycat, this gorgeous fellow will definitely be the man of your cat's dreams! He is can cook, act comforting, and scrub in between your cat's paws unless she hella stank.
Meet your girl cat's dream man! (this little shit would not stay still while i was taking a picture. and im sorry if this seems like an advertisement lol)
so handsome!!
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oh shit wait....
the lord of cat rizz rizzed up the dream cat!
😱😱😱
(im sorry about this weird cat rizz stuff im tired lol and i'm always tryna have fun in the author's note thing)
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Please give suggestions on what you want the kids to do on Halloween!
okay bye! :)