zero play ! ;; bllk chatfic

By _shidous

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- where tabito karasu, added his friend that's slightly insane in the head. xey. bllk x oc ⁉️ nothin' serious... More

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ego's little shits 💞

xey
hi guys

rin
don't even start
it's 3 am.

xey
ur so bitter
it ain't even that bad

rin
shut up

xey
kys

rin
🖕

xey
anyways
this happened like earlier today
whereas my dumbass friend
somehow broke our class door..?
i had no idea how the fuck he did that
i looked away then looked back
boom
door broke

isagi
and how did the door break..?

xey
like the whole entire door
just broke
got out of its frame
for better explanation
door right? this shit🚪
it somehow popped off from where it is

bachira
WHAT??

hiori
how the FUCK
does your friend do that 😭😭😭

xey
mf i said i dont know
also i got stuck like behind our lockers n got caught by the teacher but we good

karasu
HELLO??????

isagi
😭😭

xey
bro my friend wasn't making it any better
he said he's gonna help me right
BRO
HE WAS DRENCHED IN SWEAT THAT I COULDNT HOLD ONTO HIS ARM
I KEPT SLIPPING OFF????
felt like i was grabbing on water or sum shit

hiori
HELP ME?

shidou
should've called me instead bae
trust 🤞🏽
one call n i'm finna be there

nagi
xiao wannabe

xey
WHAT IM SAYINNN' GN
jokes love u bae

shidou
THEY SAID LOVE U I WON
IN SHIDOU WE TRUST

nagi
:x..

hiori
oh naw

rin
🙅

karasu
omg
hiori

hiori
what

karasu
REMEMBER THAT TIME

hiori
LMAOOO YEAH
XEY CAN WE PLS SAY IT

xey
say what

hiori
the time you uh,,
one punched man

xey
OH LMAO YEA

hiori
anyways
d'you guys know
this one time back in middle school,
xey got so mad at this girl who ws tryna
take me n karasu 'away' from them
WHEN I TELL YOU XEY DID NOT HESITATE TO SLAM
THAT GIRLS FACE HEAD ON ONTO THE LOCKERS THAT IT CREATED A DENT

bachira
WHAT..

nagi
no way that the dent is still there

karasu
IT IS LMAOO
XEYS YOUNGER BROTHER
HOSHI
OWNS THAT DENTED LOCKER RN

shidou
that bricked me up ong
can u do that to me too 😍😍

reo
UHM.....???

xey
ok!

shidou
SJNSJSIS

rin
ew

hiori
but anyways!
xey was NOT done yet 😭
THE MOMENT THE GIRL STOOD BACK UP
XEY WASTED NO TIME N ROUND HOUSE KICK THAT BITCH UPPPP I TELL YALL
😭😭😭

xey
not my fault

shidou
that's so hot omg i'm imagining it rn
it's getting me bricked up n shit
hnfhgrf

xey
oh..!
tbf i can't say anything i'm js like him

hiori
no shit
cuz tell me what the fuck is this

hello??

bachira
BUE IM GALLOPING
"boing 🔛🔝"
SHUT IPPPPE JSBJWBSJSBJSBD

shidou
no because i totally understand
who wouldn't ⁉️

xey
see this why shidou is my babe

rin
get your asses checked in a mental hospital
istg,,

karasu
i'm so glad xey never chats me shit like that

xey
cuz you is already asleep smh

isagi
when was that 😭

xey
yesterday because i was feeling a lil silly
currently going crazy

bachira
crazy? i was crazy once
they locked me up in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room filled with rats
and the rats make me go crazy

xey
haha
i'm currently studying for 3 hrs straight
kaya ko pa to
nde na
(i can do this
not anymore)

reo
three hours straight...?
do you need help with that..

xey
nah
i'm surviving
i think

shidou
you can do this bae!

xey
shidou is like my little cheerleader atp
ilysm

shidou
IK BLUSHEJNG UW HA SBJWSNJSNS

rin
literally get a room

xey
kys
gonna be running on red bull by tomorrow 💪💪
kms i can't do this anymore
i'm starting to hear things

bachira
u want meds

xey
no

bachira
ok

rin
that's the driest convo i've ever seen

shidou
not dryer than ur moms pussy

rin
go kys.

shidou
shiver me timbers!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

xey
oh..!!
i hate this
i'm slowly going insane studying everything

reo
i'm willing to help yk 😓..

xey
no need, i'm almost finished
yeah i've finished

shidou
YIPPEE GOOD JOB BAE

xey
kung pwede lang momolmolin na kita eh
ay joke
(if i could i'd give you head already)

aiku
GAGO NAG TATAGALOG KA?????
(WTF YOU SPEAK TAGALOG?????)

xey
PUTANVIJAFHDN ?????!;!():!:!:!/
(WHAT THE FUCK)

aiku
GAGSTOK HEHAHHAHAHAHA MOMOLMOLIN DAW
(LMAOOO GIVING HEAD SERIOUSLY)











..hi i'm back..
adding my small head cannon where aiku knows tagalog
haha
literally don't know where i got that i just thought about it n if u squint a lil it kinda fits
watch me update again like next month
if u saw the one w no translations no u didn't

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