Ask The Countryhumans!

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Hello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you h... More

Questions!
UK's Crush
UN's Least Favourite
Musicals!
France's Favourite Child
Hong Kong's Thoughts On China
Does Taiwan Want Back The Mainland?
Russia's Crush
UN's Time-Out Corner
France's Boyfriend
Canada's Crush
UK's Favourite Child
Hockey: Canada vs. Russia
Will Russia Apologise? (Hockey, Pt. 2)
Why Is Russia So Aggressive?
Who's America's Crush?
Do Any Countries Have Pets?
Will Ukraine Steal Back Her Cat?
Who Stole Russia's Hat?
What Does Everyone Think Of Russia?
Ukraine's Cat Heist
What Is Poland's Favourite Activity?
Does Poland Have A Crush?
What's It Like For South Sudan As The Youngest?
Why Does Estonia Want To Join The Nordics?
Hockey: Canada vs. Finland
Hockey: Russia vs. America
Hockey: Russia vs. America - The Aftermath
Why Does Estonia Want To Join The Nordics? Pt. 2
Who's America's Favourite Sibling?
Why Does Russia Want Ukraine?
Why Does Ukraine Love Sunflowers?
Does Ukraine Have A Crush?
How Did UK Keep Her Colonies For So Long?
What Does UN Do To The Countries That Violate The Human Rights?
Why Does UK Love Tea?
America Rates His Rappers!
Why Did Ame Nuke Japan?
How Is Finland The Happiest Country On Earth?
Why Is America So Protective Of UN?
Why Did USA Bomb Laos Every 8 Minutes?
Does UN Enjoy Walkies?
Who Does Russia Hate The Most?
Why Doesn't Russia Change His Flag?
Why Does USA Treat UN Like He Does?
Who Is UN's Crush?
How Does Russia Really Feel About America?
Why Does Russia Hate America?
How Does Italy Feel About Two Smaller Nations Being Within Her?
What Does "No-No Germany" Think Of The Allied Brothers?
Why Did Japanese Empire Join The Axis?
UN's Crush: America's Reaction
Kuwait's Friend
Who Does Czechia Love?
Slovakia's Future Plans...
Czechia's Future Plans
What Would EU, UN & NATO Do If Czechia Left?
What Would The Organisations Do If A Nation Died?
How do humans react to the countries?
Has America ever smoked weed?
Will the UK ever rejoin the EU?
Is Czechia Ok?
Organisations, who's your favourite country?
Can Czechia Meet One Of Her People?

Does UN Have A Naptime?

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UN: One for me? Oh...
EU: What does it say?
UN: They want to know if I have a naptime-
EU: And do you?
UN: By the way, Germany phoned this morning-
EU: ANSWER THE QUESTION.
UN: P-Please don't yell... And do you still hate memes? I like memes, especially cat memes-
EU: UN, the question?
UN: America says I get grumpy if I overwork myself. And why don't you like memes?!
EU: So yes you do?
UN: I never said that!
EU: But-
UN: Want to go to the park with me?
EU: ...Yes, but what about-
USA: *bursts down the door* You're not going anywhere! Walkies is later, now is naptime!
UN: ...I'm 28 human years old, Ame...
USA: We all are... But you get the grumpy-wumpys if you're awake all day! Come on, I bought you a new unicorn plushie!
UN: ...What colour?
USA: Rainbow, of course!
UN: YAY! *runs upstairs and puts on his unicorn onesie*
USA: *wipes his eye* they grow up so fast...
EU: ...I have many questions, but I'm not sure if I want to know the answers anymore...

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