Once there was a big dude.Big dude: man I wish I wasn't so big man on tv: do you wish you weren't so big big dude: yes Man on tv: magic water is for you here are some results girl one:I uh uh uh lost like 29 pounds in 2 weeks girl two: what magic isn't oh ok I lost 49 pounds in ten weeks that's not oh yah money man on tv: uh if you want some just call number on screen big dude: uh can I get some magic water man on phone 100 bucks
Big dude: uh ok. 5seconds later it's just sparkling sider